Dude. Been a while.

What's up? Still at Rock Dodge?

Sure it could be a troll, but still, NO ONE has responded to this? For shame.

Just movin' the chunderhead's name off the front page.

Adam, we've told you already: Don't scare away the new people. Cool out son.

Is your base like a fortress, or more like an apartment?

Does the name Stacy Hatch mean anything to you?

colon liver, your two favorite organs, I remember.

Never really agreed with your choices on that one, I mighta gone with, oh, VagiTits or something, but right on, welcome back bro.

Holy shit dude, you've been gone for like four years, where the hell have you been?

Funny maybe, but not exactly original.

I hate the baby Jeebus, off the front page, impostor.

Not even midnight here, I got time yet.

Happy to oblige.

The rest of you know-nothing newbie punks can learn something from Gramps, who posted more stoke in his first post than I have in my "career".

But I'm more sarcastic than him,...

Damn, one slipped through the cracks!!!!

JONG!!!!!

stands for Jerk Off Newbie Gaper, btw

That was a great first post, too.

Appparently you are of the feminine persuasion. And you say that you are not afraid of the camera. That's all well and good. I applaud it, in fact.

But post some pics or Thelonius will have you...

Lingerie will work for your first step, grasshoppah.

This thread needs a picture of Thelonius.

Sticky-fied!!!

Mr. Owens, you rule. Thanks for everything.

Nice, Yo.

And as a lagniappe, FM steeze, yo!

...shoulda said somethin' about the whelk and thelonius, though...

edit: make this bitch sticky, ONS!