Every gym needs someone like that. Gym annoyances are at the top of my list.

There's recently been a guy at my gym who can't have washed his hair this year. Changed my routine to avoid his...

Yeah...Ron Darling was all over the sliding rule because he wasn't a catcher. Ask a catcher how they fared under traditional rules. With the trend away from beasts behind the plate to little guys...

I think so...but it was hard to tell as a bunch of players were blowing their nose on it after the anthem.

Definitely do my own with a blower. If I hired someone they might not be willing to pound my asshole neighbor's house with the snow.

We thought about naming our crew. But then not everyone was willing to ski with a buttplug.

The plant was for me the final straw.

A plant? Humans can run, call the police, fire off a gun. But an innocent, defenseless plant just sitting there in a pot? What the hell?

I hope he chokes...

The theme of this years playoffs so far has been defensive lapses at key times. Altuve heading home in that situation was bonehead but then it's Altuve and it worked. Some guys just have a great...

I actually am directly involved. The cut-off man needs to be in line with a direct throw, always, that's his job. Of course not all throws are on target and if low the cut-off needs to decide...

It's not the right move in the pros and they generally don't try for it. Maybe if the cut-off is out of position which is rare. If it's headed for the ground the cut-off guy will take it.

I think I saw a Broncos player kneeling on your shell during the national anthem.

Stalkers may not be assholes just crazy. I have an RO on an ex gf. She's a really nice, caring, attractive person who unfortunately is deranged. She just can't help herself. The RO was...

Quick quiz: How much would you need to make to spend your working life in other people's mouths?

I don't feel badly for the nurse, she'll get paid.
I don't feel badly for the cop. He got what he deserved.
I feel badly for good cops. I have a friend who's a great cop. Dedicated and very...

Like you can tell a vet because nothing goes over their heads?

Does low post count = alias?

Caroline Gleich was fairly visible before she started doing the lines in the vid. There was, maybe still is, a widely seen video of her promoting Snowbird played on a loop in Snowbird hotels where...

My gf had to deal with this kind of thing. Antagonizing kooks can be kinda risky. Farthest she went was restraining order/court ordered psycho screening. Getting him fired from his engineering job...

3X pointed, no shots fired, all by cops from Mensa.

1. Federales in Cabo during a hurricane evac.
2. 2 am hitchhiking after running out of gas. Cops chasing bank robbers on foot 7-8 cops/guns....

Then he's going to be busy. Looking for the real killer on golf courses is time consuming.

There's a chance I may have fathered Caroline. Please lay off...