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    Forgot until just now, but last week, while...

    Forgot until just now, but last week, while skiing at CB, I heard a variation of the infamous mogul question. "How do they make the moguls" a younger mid 20's guy asked a girl that he was apparently...
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    My buddy's dad had a pole with a flask in it. I...

    My buddy's dad had a pole with a flask in it. I wonder what the insulating properties of whiskey are?
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    Were you born in CT? Are you a local?

    Were you born in CT? Are you a local?
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    Epic Franger in hot tub in CB: "anyone can be a...

    Epic Franger in hot tub in CB: "anyone can be a local, they just have to move here".
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    Probabilty=high

    Probabilty=high
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    Just ask Rob Story...

    Just ask Rob Story...
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    Almost every Epic resort has RFID except Abasin. ...

    Almost every Epic resort has RFID except Abasin. They refuse to upgrade. It is kinda funny, because they've been pumping a lot of money into the place in recent years but refuse to upgrade their...
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    Yeah, these guys usually stop around 3pm anyway...

    Yeah, these guys usually stop around 3pm anyway but I think they were training. Seemed like a rookie crew today. Another lifty snarked at me for skiing where she had already raked. I rolled my...
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    3:09 pm, 21 minutes before lift closes today. ...

    3:09 pm, 21 minutes before lift closes today. Chick skis up to the scanner guy "Can you scan my pass through my jacket?" At ABasin, where they only have barcode scanners... WtF? Did you just get...
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    That should be a bumper sticker for Loveland.

    That should be a bumper sticker for Loveland.
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    "I just park on the side of the road and hike up...

    "I just park on the side of the road and hike up for sick pow but you gotta get out early or else it turns to avalanche" snowboarder riding Keystone gondola, talking about Loveland pass. Called it...
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    Thems ain't Gaper's son, thems called Mericans!

    Thems ain't Gaper's son, thems called Mericans!
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    Just heard how “Grand Tar-Jay” is at a bar in CO....

    Just heard how “Grand Tar-Jay” is at a bar in CO. Winning
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    Yesterday at Eldora......

    Yesterday at Eldora......
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    Heard a dad telling his son on the bus at Copper...

    Heard a dad telling his son on the bus at Copper on a pow day: "Goggles are for Gapers, good skiers wear sunglasses". I know he was probably just trying to convince the kid he didn't need a $200...
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    Must be something in the water in Dillon, CO, my...

    Must be something in the water in Dillon, CO, my wife grew up there/here too. ;)
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    This is me^^^ I attribute it to frequent...

    This is me^^^ I attribute it to frequent high-level booze consumption. Fabric backed Kincos on even the coldest days.

    Of course I have been punished with a wife who has borderline Raynaud's. ...
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    As I was waiting in a lift line this weekend,...

    As I was waiting in a lift line this weekend, some dude just falls over and double ejects right when the lifty yelled "Front Row". Patroller standing nearby had to help him up and show him how to...
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    Saw a guy yesterday skiing around with his...

    Saw a guy yesterday skiing around with his running shoes strapped to the outside of his pack flopping around.
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    I was full-moon-skiing on Loveland pass a long...

    I was full-moon-skiing on Loveland pass a long time ago and saw a board go shooting out of the woods, about head high, into the street and crashed into a snowbank. It would have killed anyone if it...
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    The nineties called..... Few boarders wear...

    The nineties called.....

    Few boarders wear leashes anymore. I haven't since 94'. Only dropped board incident was on the backside of the Remarkables in NZ. That was a long walk.

    Leashes...
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    Then aren't you technically part of the problem? ...

    Then aren't you technically part of the problem? Maybe you should tell all the out of towners that they should go spend their money elsewhere.
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    30 min line to ski 4139' ain't that bad for a...

    30 min line to ski 4139' ain't that bad for a weekend, especially if headed to the side country. Welcome to skiing any major resort on a Saturday. Skiing resorts on Saturdays = Gaper
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    Thanks for saving me the time to type exactly...

    Thanks for saving me the time to type exactly what you did.
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    "Let's go ski the forest!"

    "Let's go ski the forest!"
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    One of my wife's friends bought a brand new AT...

    One of my wife's friends bought a brand new AT setup, top of the line everything, couple grand. Went to go skin up the ski area and didn't know the heels were supposed to release for uphill. ...
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    Man, I feel like I want to make a sticker that...

    Man, I feel like I want to make a sticker that says "Pop your Heel Down!" How do people not understand how their shit works?

    I love when I'm riding my snowboard and some super cool tele skier in...
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    I can't believe that you would ruin that perfect...

    I can't believe that you would ruin that perfect little snowflake's self confidence like that. You monster.
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    Guy at the top of Pali asked me if the patrol...

    Guy at the top of Pali asked me if the patrol storage shed was the bathrooms. Should have said yes.
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    "This GoPro is so heavy, it throws off my balance"

    "This GoPro is so heavy, it throws off my balance"
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