So at our local bump in the side of hill in MN. Here...this past weekend we had spring slush. So I ski in the morning and sit at the bar at noon or so. This guy who was from Iowa was chatting with...

Another benifit of skiing.........you have poles........use them.......POLE CHECK.

I have always wanted to see someone eat it at the load point but it never does. I hate chair 5. I have to ride both of those chairs from grand timber.

Its no fun.

I never got into the whole lets get bombed while we are skiing thing. I still don't really like drinking after I'm done skiing. I like to be the first chair up in the morning and ski till close. Plus...

That made no sense..........who is the drunk one?

So I was waxing some of my skis today. A friend swung in and I waxed his board for him. I noticed that he had a shocked look on his face for the price of ski wax. I ignored it. He then asked me why I...