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    Any neighbor that shoots beavers is ok by me. ...

    Any neighbor that shoots beavers is ok by me. :fmicon::fmicon:
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    Useless Eaters

    Useless

    Eaters
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    Mmmm Hungry man One step beyond mrs Swanson

    Mmmm
    Hungry man

    One step beyond mrs Swanson
  4. Two women, one fat and the other slim, sat on...

    Two women, one fat and the other slim, sat on straw-bottomed chairs, knitting black wool. The slim one got up and walked straight at me – still knitting with downcast eyes – and only just as I began...
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    I missed the smoke alarm Altoids in the by...

    I missed the smoke alarm

    Altoids in the by wrong hole is epic tonghands

    That mag needs to come back.



    One post jong or bot.
    With a sperm and you rock emoji?
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    https://youtu.be/W_WWx_ndVUA Admittedly that...

    https://youtu.be/W_WWx_ndVUA

    Admittedly that wasn’t an Oxford comma

    But it’s a great video and a catchy tune
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    Well. Yes. Manual labor is brutal. But if...

    Well. Yes.

    Manual labor is brutal.

    But if I ever had to dwell in a cubicle again I might just off myself.
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    A maul is merciful

    A maul is merciful
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    Dirt pimps still suck But no way to get over...

    Dirt pimps still suck

    But no way to get over asking in this retarded market without one
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    FFS Just buy one. It’s so unsatisfying to...

    FFS
    Just buy one.

    It’s so unsatisfying to see this thread bumped with no climax

    Do we need a go fund me?
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    https://youtu.be/9pTxgcooHiw

    https://youtu.be/9pTxgcooHiw
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    Chickens coming home to roost?

    Chickens coming home to roost?
  13. The only good beautiful women are the ugly...

    The only good beautiful women are the ugly ducklings.

    The ones that are worshipped in teenage years are mentally destroyed
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    10kw on a home is huge. I have 25kw and 125kw...

    10kw on a home is huge.

    I have 25kw and 125kw on commercial flat roofs.

    Looking at five year paying the loan. And free money after that.
    My down payment came back instantly as a federal tax...
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    There will be pocket bacon He better show up...

    There will be pocket bacon

    He better show up for that
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    Wtf? Anyway The baby birds are dead meat. ...

    Wtf?

    Anyway

    The baby birds are dead meat.
    Anytime a human disturbs a nest, the chicks are toast. Just hit them with a maul and end their suffering.
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    $650 per square foot? Worker housing?

    $650 per square foot?

    Worker housing?
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    Is it a dry heat?

    Is it a dry heat?
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    Rawdogging always feels good

    Rawdogging always feels good
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    No one ever gnawed on a strangers face while...

    No one ever gnawed on a strangers face while naked while high on weed

    I have no idea what spice is. But that shit makes Florida people go cannibal

    Maybe it’s the CBD cannibalanoids in the spice?
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    Yup Soul sucking nothingness existence I...

    Yup

    Soul sucking nothingness existence

    I love the ending of Office Space where he’s out doing real work. And happy.
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    Half of America pays no income tax. They have...

    Half of America pays no income tax.

    They have no clue.
    They say tax the landlord not realizing it increases their rent.

    You are correct however that shrub Bush split the party. His bailouts...
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    Penis ipsa loquitur?

    Penis ipsa loquitur?
  24. I have a pool and a pond That joke never gets...

    I have a pool and a pond

    That joke never gets old

    I still let everyone use my pool
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    Even in my prime, I never had enough bongs to...

    Even in my prime, I never had enough bongs to build a shed for them
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    How do you build 18 stories on 6,000 foot lot? ...

    How do you build 18 stories on 6,000 foot lot?

    #PenisBuildingsMatter
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    There’s money at the end of the rainbow? ...

    There’s money at the end of the rainbow?

    Fucking leprechauns
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    “The earth has a fever”

    “The earth has a fever”
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    Joy Behar told The View that disgraced journalist...

    Joy Behar told The View that disgraced journalist Jeffrey Toobin 'isn't a bad person' for being caught masturbating on a work Zoom call - but then lashed CNN for making a female host do his comeback...
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    “Louder than your mom last night” Could be the...

    “Louder than your mom last night”

    Could be the best license plate frame ever
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    That gives new meaning to a “shot in the dark” ...

    That gives new meaning to a “shot in the dark”



    Results Among the 52238 included employees [of the Cleveland clinic]. 1359 (53%) of 2579 previously infected subjects remained unvaccinated,...
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    I think his fork needs to be attached to the...

    I think his fork needs to be attached to the bike.

    Or is that how to fix an inflatable tire?
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    My neighborhood club wants $70k to join. No...

    My neighborhood club wants $70k to join.
    No equity.

    Fuck that shit.
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    Fify

    Fify
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    I donít disagree that getting legal clean and...

    I donít disagree that getting legal clean and measured heroin helps junkies survive

    I just grew up and realized they are never going to thrive.

    When someone around here overdoses the other...
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    Etec had a great power to weight ratio compared...

    Etec had a great power to weight ratio compared to four stroke.

    If it’s working.
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    Mega annoying I answer but don’t say anything...

    Mega annoying

    I answer but don’t say anything

    If it’s a local human they say hello. Hello.

    If you say hello they transfer you to the call center.

    Fuck spoofing. That should be illegal
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    I troll. But NIH is mega trolling To better...

    I troll. But NIH is mega trolling


    To better understand immune memory of SARS-CoV-2, researchers led by Drs. Daniela Weiskopf, Alessandro Sette, and Shane Crotty from the La Jolla Institute for...
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    I have zero Italian blood. But I actually like my...

    I have zero Italian blood. But I actually like my wine in a jelly jar. #heathen

    Stemware is for wasps.
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    Awwwww Benny being nice?

    Awwwww

    Benny being nice?
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    Agree Once upon a time My teachers and media...

    Agree

    Once upon a time
    My teachers and media convinced me that junkies need cheap heroin so they can be poets and artists. They only steal your shit and sleep in flophouses because itís ďillegalĒ...
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    So. Covid is more inflammatory than the vax. ...

    So.

    Covid is more inflammatory than the vax.

    So why do I need vax if I had the Rona?

    I have anti antibodies
    Gtfo
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    Mount them On the wall Every time I ski...

    Mount them
    On the wall


    Every time I ski nostalgia I say thank goodness for modern technology
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    Wait What? Aliens killed jfk? Is George bush...

    Wait
    What?
    Aliens killed jfk?

    Is George bush an alien?
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    https://nypost.com/2021/06/12/montana-the-sold-out...

    https://nypost.com/2021/06/12/montana-the-sold-out-state-new-yorkers-cant-get-enough-of/

    While this may be good for realtors, locals are shell-shocked at the price hikes due to what the Flathead...
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    Yep. My etec seized when the oil pump failed....

    Yep.
    My etec seized when the oil pump failed. No alarm. Just dead in the water.

    That seems like a lot for a 900 hour engine. But everything recreational is crazy expensive.
    No boating for me...
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    It needs no context. All time low interest in...

    It needs no context.

    All time low interest in buying a house. Thatís fucked up. A steady three or five percent appreciation is one thing. Thirty plus percent is ridiculous.

    There are non...
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    That is sad.

    That is sad.
  49. Stripper shortage? ...

    Stripper shortage?

    https://www.fox8live.com/2021/06/07/new-orleans-strip-club-offering-contract-bonuses-due-exotic-dancer-shortage/
  50. I could deal with the large curtains. But...

    I could deal with the large curtains.

    But that asshole is nasty, wore out and nasty.
    Almost prolapsed
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