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    From now until Labor Day - the ditch is like a...

    From now until Labor Day - the ditch is like a Sunday sale at Walmart...only with better scenery.

    Now the week after Labor Day - that's a different story - still got the views but you don't have...
  2. Health care is the WHOLE reason that I had to...

    Health care is the WHOLE reason that I had to bail out from living off-grid in the mountains for the last 5 years and go back to working some shitty job in the suburbs.

    In the course of three...
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    Since you will be in FresNO - you will be using...

    Since you will be in FresNO - you will be using the 41 to get into the park.

    Your housing options are as follows -

    Oakhurst - suggest the Best Western Yosemite Gateway- ask for one of the...
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    As you calculate the costs of a tankless versus...

    As you calculate the costs of a tankless versus tank - don't forget to include fuel costs savings.

    A tankless generally activates the burners only when it senses water flow unlike a tanked heater...
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    One thought to consider is your pre-run warmup....

    One thought to consider is your pre-run warmup. If you are one of those runners who laces up and immediately heads out the door then it is likely that you will either strain or micro-tear the muscle...
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    That might have more to do with our choice of...

    That might have more to do with our choice of governor:)
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    Weber - just went through the "which grill"...

    Weber - just went through the "which grill" debate myself recently and all signs pointed to Weber.

    Look at the Spirit 310 series ($499 list but can be found for 399 on sale). Either that, or the...
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    But the other's don't taste like yankee sewage...

    But the other's don't taste like yankee sewage runoff.
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    Yep - and these guys deliver too --- ...

    Yep - and these guys deliver too ---

    http://www.catalinaop.com/Soft_Shell_Crab_s/64.htm
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    Never had shrimp fried in bacon drippings have...

    Never had shrimp fried in bacon drippings have you?
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    As a former Upstate boy who spent every summer...

    As a former Upstate boy who spent every summer living at Hilton Head (back when it was still just a swamp covered sand spit) - I hereby approve of this recipe.

    Shrimp - proof that god loves us:)
    ...
  12. Have her google "erotic temple art" - people...

    Have her google "erotic temple art" - people (Men) have been creating pornographic images for eons. Some of the oldest prehistoric relics are nothing more than a crude stone carving of some fat...
  13. Will you be selling the Punani Inflatable Party...

    Will you be selling the Punani Inflatable Party Doll this year?
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    WOOHOO - good on you man - congrats! Word to...

    WOOHOO - good on you man - congrats!


    Word to the wise - learn to change Rideit Juniors' diapers standing to the side and NEVER EVER facing him head on.

    You will soon learn why this is true.
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    Hey - did we go to the same school or something?...

    Hey - did we go to the same school or something?

    Only our question was "If a chicken and a half lays an egg and a half in a day and a half, how many shingles are on Lassie's doghouse?"

    And show...
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    My Grandmother used to tell us kids that cats...

    My Grandmother used to tell us kids that cats would suck the breath out of little babies.

    We didn't believe her until her own cat smothered her with a pillow.

    I miss Grandma sometimes.
  17. Simple - you just keep reading until you are done...

    Simple - you just keep reading until you are done with the article. Then do the wipey thing.

    Downside is that my legs usually fall to sleep and I can't get off the pot for a while - in that case -...
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    Ding, ding, ding - Tippster is the winner. My...

    Ding, ding, ding - Tippster is the winner.

    My old man used the same approach with us four kids - any out-of-line shit in a public place (especially a restaurant) and out the door we went.

    No...
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    Somebody should put up a billboard and plant some...

    Somebody should put up a billboard and plant some flowers.
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    Medical condition = DT's. You gotta realize...

    Medical condition = DT's.

    You gotta realize that 4 days is the longest she has gone with alcohol since since she was 15.
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    No - I actually predate the unimaginative little...

    No - I actually predate the unimaginative little fuck.
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    Is this a good sign?

    I've noticed that the Eat Bacon and Fart Forum is STILL up and running.

    Is this an indication that the new TGR owner's have their hearts in the right place?

    I think so.

    And you Chicken...
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    My sources tell me that this is Dick Cheney's...

    My sources tell me that this is Dick Cheney's doings - getting even for all the times the TGR crew has flipped him the finger during his Jackson commutes.
  24. Poll: Isn't there some Dental Forum we could take over...

    Isn't there some Dental Forum we could take over - send the maggot teeth docs in first to establish some cred and then the rest can follow?
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    "When fascism comes to the United States, it will...

    "When fascism comes to the United States, it will be wrapped in the flag, and carrying a cross"

    Sinclair Lewis
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    You can lead a horse to water. But you cannot...

    You can lead a horse to water.
    But you cannot make it drink.



    You can however drown the ungrateful bastard if you hold its head under for long enough.
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    Never eat anything bigger than your head.

    Never eat anything bigger than your head.
  28. Thread: fuck PM gear

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    ...and that plus a dollar fifty will buy you a...

    ...and that plus a dollar fifty will buy you a bagel.

    WOO FUCKING HOOO!
  29. Thread: fuck PM gear

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    God dammit Hairy. You pop up on the Mammoth...

    God dammit Hairy.

    You pop up on the Mammoth Forum out of the blue giving the poor Snowman a run for his photographic money and I think to myself "Damn, this cat is cool!"

    Then, a few weeks...
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    Need I remind you that cock fighting is illegal...

    Need I remind you that cock fighting is illegal in the United States?
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    You are asking a lot I hope you know. First...

    You are asking a lot I hope you know.

    First thought is to go after the wood with a belt sander and grind off as much of the stained portion as possible and then follow up with some form of...
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    England's Got Nothing on US

    Every now and then I read comments from our UK contingent wondering aloud about the doings of us "crazy Americans". However, after scrolling through some online UK newspapers today for a work project...
  33. Won't work - my ex Father in Law did EMP research...

    Won't work - my ex Father in Law did EMP research for Hughes and found that unless your electronic device was embedded in 2+ feet of case-hardened concrete or surrounded by a lead shield - it was a...
  34. What you are not taking into consideration is the...

    What you are not taking into consideration is the effect of electro-magnetic pulse emitted by the nuclear weapon.

    Any car reliant on computer based technology to operate will be fried by the EMP....
  35. I'll play - just cut a check to George and...

    I'll play - just cut a check to George and Company for a cool 22K.

    Frapping capital gains.

    If only I worked for Halliburton I could have sheltered that cash in Saudia.

    I just hope they spend...
  36. And on the eighth day the Lord did say - "Fuck...

    And on the eighth day the Lord did say - "Fuck you guys for I have made a self-sustaining world that will replicate without my daily involvement. And I have done this so that I may spend my eternity...
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    Ditto on this one - my Dad was VP of Operations...

    Ditto on this one - my Dad was VP of Operations for a company that was approached by the good Reverend who expressed his concern over the firing of two black workers.

    It was painfully explained to...
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    Lick them - they will get you high. Post pics...

    Lick them - they will get you high.

    Post pics when you do of course.
  39. Jesus had better PR.

    Jesus had better PR.
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    Mojitos de Cubanos - Que?

    Here's the deal -

    Mrs. Pup has planned a little BBQ party this weekend and wants me to serve Mojitos to the crowd. But I need a consensus from the legions regarding one of the ingredients.

    I've...
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    Thanks for the vibes good people - sorry that I...

    Thanks for the vibes good people - sorry that I haven't said so sooner but I flew back to my Mom's place for a few days to help her get herself back together over this issue.

    While there, I was...
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    Fuck You and Your War George Bush!

    Just freaking great - I have a younger brother who did his 20 with the Marines (drove tanks during Daddy Bush's first war) and got called back up 3 years ago to serve in the Medical Corp since he is...
  43. Not sure where you live - but check this outfit...

    Not sure where you live - but check this outfit for a local chapter - http://www.score.org/

    SCORE is basically a consortium of retired business execs and investors that provide direct mentoring of...
  44. I would call her "Tracy".

    I would call her "Tracy".
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    “Who are today’s rock stars?” There aren’t...

    “Who are today’s rock stars?”

    There aren’t any…yet.

    Currently, music is quietly nestled into its blanket and is taking a little nap like it does every 10 years or so.

    You can easily tell...
  46. Thread: CW-X tights

    by Parvo Pup
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    I have been using CW-X tights for running and...

    I have been using CW-X tights for running and find that the compression factor of the cross stitched panels does seem to help alleviate thigh fatigue.

    However, the strip of compression material...
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    I am so sorry for your loss and pain. In...

    I am so sorry for your loss and pain.

    In memories one can live forever - remember Britany in life and she will live forever in your heart.
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    I am so sorry for your loss and pain. In...

    I am so sorry for your loss and pain.

    In memories one can live forever - remember Britany in life and she will live forever in your heart.
  49. Thread: Dear Jesus

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    I picture Jesus ending up on cable TV doing...

    I picture Jesus ending up on cable TV doing telemarketing specials with Ron Popiel selling a line of "Miracle" Hair Restoration products for men.
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    Don't you read the headlines? from World News...

    Don't you read the headlines?

    from World News Daily - "I'm carrying the President's clone" admits pregnant lesbian daughter of VP Dick Cheney.

    from Gabriel's Horn & Messenger - Cheney calls...
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