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    Not a quote, but me and my buddy ended up looking...

    Not a quote, but me and my buddy ended up looking like gapers yesterday;

    Forecast was for snow, and ullr delivered. We get up to Hemlock and it was dumping. >1ft of fresh, heavy, wet coast cement....
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    somehow, this is all that comes to mind:...

    somehow, this is all that comes to mind:
    dmvf3b6GvEA
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    [QUOTE=old goat;3544942] I hit the report spam...

    I hit the report spam button. I know it's not actually spam, but I figure at least it will draw attention to those who can edit / delete it.

    Now if everyone who quoted that most could edit theirs...
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    lol. preserved for lulz 94291

    lol. preserved for lulz

    94291
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    You've got it backwards. Kokanee is good stuff....

    You've got it backwards. Kokanee is good stuff. Molson is watered down fermented seal pee.
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    no. I'm just that fucking awesome, and I needed...

    no. I'm just that fucking awesome, and I needed you to know.
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    ^^post up the vid! Balls of fucking steel....

    ^^post up the vid!



    Balls of fucking steel. If you want, I can come teabag you after I'm done fucking your mother, sister and girlfriend tomorrow night, you worthless cumguzzling JONG.

    And...
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    Got my first Backcountry skiing class tomorrow...

    Got my first Backcountry skiing class tomorrow (yes, I am going to get credit to go skiing. To be fair, every other class I have this semester is an engineerding class, or one directly related to my...
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    ^^ Naked pics of the mom or GTFO, JONG!

    ^^ Naked pics of the mom or GTFO, JONG!
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    thats because you're a fucking JONG (and they did...

    thats because you're a fucking JONG (and they did away with tags:cussing::cussing::cussing:)

    how about you go shove your sad fist up your ass. Maybe that would help.


    Iceman skis in jeans
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    not you. I've skied 114.5 underfoot (192 bros) on...

    not you. I've skied 114.5 underfoot (192 bros) on ice so hard that you didn't even leave tracks. That's how core I am.
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    .........

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    ^^ You might be an alias, but if not, you seem to...

    ^^ You might be an alias, but if not, you seem to fit in pretty well for a JONG. :yourock::yourock::yourock:
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    neither of these are skiing related, but were...

    neither of these are skiing related, but were said by relatives over the holidays

    "Is there really work in coal? Its not like it is used for anything anymore"

    "So they make gps that are for...
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    Best gaper quote? Everything this JONG posts....

    Best gaper quote? Everything this JONG posts. :the_finge Texas
    :fmicon:
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    naked pics or it didn't happen JONG

    naked pics or it didn't happen JONG
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    ^^lol I was at lost trail last weekend. There...

    ^^lol

    I was at lost trail last weekend. There was a group of ~5 guys, all maybe 17ish. One had the stupid short poles. As I walk by on the way to grab some food, I overhear one of them ask, "Whats...
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    frankly, I don't give a shit if they are...

    frankly, I don't give a shit if they are snowboarders, skiers, tele, tobogganers, or douche bags sipping lattes in the lodge. Come that close to knocking over a complete begginer, especially if she...
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    lol. I did this when I went skiing with my mom...

    lol. I did this when I went skiing with my mom last year. It was at night, we were on the only green run on the mountain that was open at that time. Gets narrower around a corner just after the lift...
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    6-6pQwo_9r4 cross posted from the worst chair in...

    6-6pQwo_9r4
    cross posted from the worst chair in the US thread
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    I think this song goes well with your post Zed...

    I think this song goes well with your post Zed
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    Not skiing related, but still worth sharing:

    The ski club here put on a dance at one of the bars last night. A couple of buddies and...
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    fixed it for ya Fuck WME

    fixed it for ya

    Fuck WME
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    I really felt sorry for this ski instructor I...

    I really felt sorry for this ski instructor I went up the lift with yesterday. A little background: On the chair was me, another skier, the aussie snowboard instructor and 3 snowboarders / students...
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    never laugh women that are at a ski hill. We...

    never laugh women that are at a ski hill. We don't want them both to leave.
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    my high school actually went skiing for the...

    my high school actually went skiing for the winter semester's physics field trip. fall semester got to go to the amusement park and ride the roller coasters.
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    I saw the trifecta on saturday. Guy in a cowboy...

    I saw the trifecta on saturday. Guy in a cowboy hat, in a purple 1 piece tucked into his boots, on snowblades. Really wish I had my camera with me
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    I just got home from skiing a real mountain. No...

    I just got home from skiing a real mountain. No good gaper stories from up there (sunday nights = empty) but I got home and read this: :fm:



    always get a kick out of people who choose to read...
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    At that point, you've just got to go with it!

    At that point, you've just got to go with it!
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    just goin by what they told me. never been up...

    just goin by what they told me. never been up there.
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    on the chair with a couple from fernie. they were...

    on the chair with a couple from fernie. they were talking about back home how they would duck the ropes at night to get to the runs that didn't have lights.....



    because the mountain would...
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