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    I say go with what the mom says. You should...

    I say go with what the mom says. You should teach all your students that POWDER = BAD. That way there's more freshies for us. Not only that, but you will get a better tip from the mom (maybe even...
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    ^^^^ This ^^^^ :nonono2: :rolleyes: :tongue:

    ^^^^ This ^^^^ :nonono2: :rolleyes: :tongue:
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    Stoopid jong makes the following post: ...

    Stoopid jong makes the following post:



    <hint: this has been mentioned at least 50 fricken' times in this thread>

    Now, back to your regularly scheduled program........
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    Just a policy of mine that I almost always stick...

    Just a policy of mine that I almost always stick to, regardless of whether it happens at home, at work, at the bar, etc:

    You fucked up - Admit it. Fix it. Learn from it. Move on.
    (a little bit...
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    So I'm reading this thread about Gaper Quotes and...

    So I'm reading this thread about Gaper Quotes and this stupid JONG who thiinks he knows it all calls out a noob for making a dumb first post, only to realize that he mis-read it. What a freakin'...
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    So I'm reading a funny thread in TGR about Gaper...

    So I'm reading a funny thread in TGR about Gaper Quotes. When I see a first post by someone who just created an account. Said JONG's post has nothting to do with skiing, boarding, or even snow. ...
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    The Gaper leading the Gaper. - or - Oh God. ...

    The Gaper leading the Gaper.
    - or -
    Oh God. The Gapers are breeding. Nooooo!!!!


    The scene: I'm a patroller at a local mtn in MA. Beautiful spring skiing day. It is 65 F out and the...
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    During! Everyone...

    <in a Napoleon Dynamite voice> During! Everyone knows that. The allied forces built them to surround the Germans. Gawd!
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    :nonono2: You should be ashamed of yourself. ...

    :nonono2: You should be ashamed of yourself. Don't quit your day job to become a stand-up comedian any time soon. :biggrin:
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    Some people live for powder. Some for groomed...

    Some people live for powder. Some for groomed moguls. Who are we to judge? :p :biggrin:
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    Sounds like someone's finger poked through the...

    Sounds like someone's finger poked through the toilet paper this morning.

    It's called humor dood. If you don't like it, don't read it. Better yet, stick to EpicSki.
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    Yeah, I understood that when I first read it. ...

    Yeah, I understood that when I first read it. I'm not that stupid, although my wife would disagree. :rolleyes2 It is you that misunderstood me.

    I will clarify my request: Hey TeleHoar, could...
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    I think I just found my new sig. :biggrin: ...

    I think I just found my new sig. :biggrin:

    TeleHoar: Inquiring minds want/need to know - how did the butter trial work out?!?!?!
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    Well, actually, I just assume he gave me the...

    Well, actually, I just assume he gave me the finger. He simply showed me the back of his mitten. So either he was giving me the bird, or showing me the logo on his really cool mittens.
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    Oh man, so like I was skiing Sixth Grade at...

    Oh man, so like I was skiing Sixth Grade at Bridger Bowl for the umpteenth time on Saturday. This gaper falls on the upper part :nonono2:, then gets ready to head down a pretty nasty couloir. I...
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    You guys can rant and rave and debate over...

    You guys can rant and rave and debate over whether this was gaperism or a simple question or whatever. :nonono2: Who cares. It's a funny thread regardless.

    I think I just found my new sig from...
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    Sure. It works just like a surfboard brah.

    Sure. It works just like a surfboard brah.
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    All of these happened in one gaperific...

    All of these happened in one gaperific jongalicious Presidents week. Consider this a gaper quote trip report.

    At my home mountain on Sunday, I encountered a junior gaper. He was sitting alone in...
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    This past Saturday at my home mountain in MA. It...

    This past Saturday at my home mountain in MA. It was as low as -15F on the way in, and -7F when the lifts opened. So I thought it would be a gaperless morning until it warmed up. I was wrong.
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    Lighten up Francis. :rolleyes2

    Lighten up Francis. :rolleyes2
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