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  1. Covering spouses but not not domestic partnership...

    Covering spouses but not not domestic partnership may be illegal discrimination. Maybe do some research and ask to discuss the issue with HR, then ask them if there was some way to grandfather you...
  2. And all he wanted was a sandwich. ...

    And all he wanted was a sandwich.

    http://www.npr.org/2014/03/06/285893848/how-bad-directions-and-a-sandwich-started-world-war-i
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    Oh yeah, want it to stop sticking? Turn the heat...

    Oh yeah, want it to stop sticking? Turn the heat down and open another beer. don't be in such a hurry.
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    If ever this board needed BROCK BRONSON this...

    If ever this board needed BROCK BRONSON this might be it. Yeah I have a post in it, but the brushing with egg whites, just frikken' cracks me up.
  5. Now it's time to start saving up for early...

    Now it's time to start saving up for early retirement!
  6. This impossibly brief Moment of Solemnity was...

    This impossibly brief Moment of Solemnity was brought to you by the RAMJACKED Suite of Corporate Families.
  7. It's OK to sit down and have a good cry over ski...

    It's OK to sit down and have a good cry over ski jackets you can't afford.

    But if you really want to feel so bad it feels good, google "Sinking Megayachts."
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    Now is the time to engage her in casual...

    Now is the time to engage her in casual conversation about what tools she enjoys using in the kitchen. Being as subtle as you can, draw her out on what she thinks would be da bomb in the kitchen. ...
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    I got $20 off my dry cleaning bill. But I had to...

    I got $20 off my dry cleaning bill. But I had to argue for it, so it's kind of canceled out.

    But $20 is $20 FTMFW!
  10. The eleventh hour of the eleventh day of the eleventh month

    Just over a hundred years ago orders were executed and set into place what we now call World War One. It started, as foretold, by "some damn fool thing in the Balkans." It was called the 'war to...
  11. Thread: Raves

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    Tripping ballz on the playa! Trapped in the...

    Tripping ballz on the playa!
    Trapped in the porta-potty as your first candy-flip is coming on!
    Pacifiers!
    Furry chaps!
    Wacky mu-muus!
    Accidental incineration!
    Playa lung!
    A pyramid of poo!...
  12. Thread: Raves

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    An inside-out flick on the sideline that your guy...

    An inside-out flick on the sideline that your guy catches in the end zone as he sprints like mad.

    Learning how to sail.

    Researching a possible circumvention.
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    Score another win for the Junior Anti-Sex League,...

    Score another win for the Junior Anti-Sex League, but what really gets me is that she couldn't have picked someone who was legal. Christ, at 47 you can't tell the difference between a 15 and 18...
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    Well it is a pretty stern feeling running across...

    Well it is a pretty stern feeling running across a bridge with 10s of thousands of strangers.
  15. Wow. Just wow.

    Wow. Just wow.
  16. Solar (as you use the word) has existed for...

    Solar (as you use the word) has existed for several decades, but the cost/value proposition has changed pretty dramatically in the past 2-3 years. Plus a lot of those hills have management that is...
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    I guess I'm over SanFran. Can't afford it...

    I guess I'm over SanFran. Can't afford it anyway. Now it's all Portland, all the time.

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rmLp9Mn-5rg
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    Vegans smell funny.

    Vegans smell funny.
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    My friend the groomer is cautiously optimistic...

    My friend the groomer is cautiously optimistic based on the wet summer and fall we've had. He notes that wet summers are usually followed by big winters.

    A LANL scientist predicted that the...
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    I've heard that Portland has a lot of strip...

    I've heard that Portland has a lot of strip clubs. That's a good thing, right?

    Are the slips in marinas expensive? It might be a good town to live aboard your sailboat.
  21. You know what I hate? I hate when a...

    You know what I hate? I hate when a semi-authority figure says that they "need" you to do something. I need you to sit down. I need you to disarm yourself. I need you to stop spraying aerosol...
  22. The creators of Plauge Inc. reached out to Mr....

    The creators of Plauge Inc. reached out to Mr. Loggins through their IP legal team, but were gently rebuffed. However Rob Zombies peeps were unusually receptive.


    ...
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    Ja, kind of like an artificial fever. That's the...

    Ja, kind of like an artificial fever. That's the theory. I want SCIENCE!!! Got any double blind studies?

    Well whaddya know? Here's some:

    http://www.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/pmc/articles/PMC1761228/
  24. Now is the time to ban fucking, otherwise dancing...

    Now is the time to ban fucking, otherwise dancing is going to run rampant! This is a fact based predicate, unassailable in the eyes of God!


    ...
  25. It was only a matter of time until my survivalist...

    It was only a matter of time until my survivalist wet dreams came to fruition! Come with me! Be fruitful and multiply!



    http://boston.craigslist.org/gbs/m4w/4716807484.html
  26. Thread: Kegs and Foam

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    It's 10am and all I want to do is go order a beer...

    It's 10am and all I want to do is go order a beer somewhere and contemplate the physics of energy transfer.
  27. These people think that better protective gear is...

    These people think that better protective gear is needed for health workers.


    ...
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    Why is there air and why do we care? Do you...

    Why is there air and why do we care?

    Do you favor preventive quarantines and how would you enforce them on a powder day?
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    Dude. Balance sheets have two sides. Yeah...

    Dude. Balance sheets have two sides. Yeah "we'll" pay for it. We'll also get a lot out of it. Think of it as an investment. Would GM et. al. have been so successful without the federally...
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    He should have tied up his boat. Holee...

    He should have tied up his boat.

    Holee sheeeut!
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    If I caught the Ebola I would volunteer to be...

    If I caught the Ebola I would volunteer to be beheaded by them extreemists, so at least I could take a few out with me.

    FREEDOM!!!
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    Bring a mosquito net.

    Bring a mosquito net.
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    Your man Tom in NM is currently under quarantine,...

    Your man Tom in NM is currently under quarantine, waiting to see if he displays any of the dread Ebola symptoms. He was last seen with a nurse, from Spain, with whom he is sharing quarantine.
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    It's all about the artificial fevers, baybee! ...

    It's all about the artificial fevers, baybee!

    Actually I don't know the science, but every time I've done this, it has worked.
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    Pretty much. Life was good when I took my turn.

    Pretty much. Life was good when I took my turn.
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    QFT -- a friend of mine became an apprentice...

    QFT -- a friend of mine became an apprentice ironworker and enjoys it. His passion is building art projects and burning them, but that doesn't pay the bills.

    And there are a lot of cranky old...
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    What if we were like Neo and woke to realize that...

    What if we were like Neo and woke to realize that our mental energy is being harvested by the Machine Overlords?
    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ot7XS8rm_rc

    I'm not saying I believe this, but I'm...
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    What about the Pi? Ask yourself, do you posses...

    What about the Pi?

    Ask yourself, do you posses the refinement to notice a difference of a few millimeters? If you've convinced yourself of this, please send me all your money.
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    The metrics we use and the assumptions we harbor...

    The metrics we use and the assumptions we harbor no longer capture the economy and economic activity in a meaningful way. When Netscape was given away for free, how was that captured in a GDP...
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    Gr8! So you had to bring da crazy here. If...

    Gr8! So you had to bring da crazy here. If you'd read that threead you'd know that watching The Walking Dead is the best thing you can do. That's right, Ebola is the vector for the new zombie...
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    An oldie, but a goodie. Motherfucker.

    An oldie, but a goodie.


    Motherfucker.
  42. There are some reports that the Texas Ebola...

    There are some reports that the Texas Ebola patient was originally turned away from the ER because he lacked medical insurance....
  43. Thread: Attaboy!

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    Now that they are looking for work, it might be...

    Now that they are looking for work, it might be time for me to finally hire that dyslexia tudor.
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    Generally the longest trail from the top (in...

    Generally the longest trail from the top (in linear miles) will give you the most value for your money.

    Look for tracks snaking into the woods, this is a surefire way to find the Gnar.
  45. It might be time to start watching The Walking...

    It might be time to start watching The Walking Dead. There is some excellent tactical information there.
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    See e.g., the influence of the Jesuits. "You can...

    See e.g., the influence of the Jesuits. "You can take the boy out of church, but you cannot take the church out of the boy." Catlick learning go veddy veddy deep bahs.
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    You might want to stick away from the DR for the...

    You might want to stick away from the DR for the foreseeable future. A new fever outbreak is rampant.



    http://www.semissourian.com/story/2123591.html
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    You want the infrastructure to support diving and...

    You want the infrastructure to support diving and fishing, but you don't want people around and you don't want to spend much money.

    Good luck with that.
  49. You forgot Enterovirus D68, caused by the Obama...

    You forgot Enterovirus D68, caused by the Obama administration sending illegal kids everywhere!
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    Surprised no one's mentioned wake and bake when...

    Surprised no one's mentioned wake and bake when savagely hungover.

    Binge watching marginal teevee shows.
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