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  1. Poll: Ok, I'll post just for that, and a public...

    Ok, I'll post just for that, and a public request.

    Fuck you faggot, that's not me, that's my buddy who learned how to ski before your mommy spread her legs for your daddy's diseased sperm. He's...
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    If I ever meet you motherfucker, do a 180 and...

    If I ever meet you motherfucker, do a 180 and run. I will pound your jaw on the closest curb. He was a finer person than most here, and would help me fuck you up if he could. For fun.
  3. Thread: Ukraine

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    Sanctions have proven over and over to be very...

    Sanctions have proven over and over to be very ineffective.
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    Free porn and excellent craft beer.

    Free porn and excellent craft beer.
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    After driving 1600 miles across the country, I...

    After driving 1600 miles across the country, I think we can safely say that there are many many drivers who are now very comfortable with cruising at the speed limit in the left lane, and, second,...
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    Wow, I did not know Kareem did Substack. Thanks.

    Wow, I did not know Kareem did Substack. Thanks.
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  9. Thread: Ukraine

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    They could flatten half of Kiev in a week, and...

    They could flatten half of Kiev in a week, and nobody can do shit about it, or, if they try, WWIII. And the Ukrainians and NATO know that. They are in the driver's seat. Please with this gloating.
  10. https://www.backpacker.com/news-and-events/news/ma...

    https://www.backpacker.com/news-and-events/news/man-banned-from-national-parks-for-organizing-139-person-grand-canyon-hike/
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    Shut your mouth. Thriller can never be cancelled.

    Shut your mouth. Thriller can never be cancelled.
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    Grand illusion. Fill those places up with houses,...

    Grand illusion. Fill those places up with houses, and then try to supply water to all that.
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    This is what happens when you pay somebody ten...

    This is what happens when you pay somebody ten million bucks to play act a tough guy.
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    Well, it ain't no Men in Black. I'll betcha...

    Well, it ain't no Men in Black.

    I'll betcha you spent a half hour searching, and said, fuck, whatever, King Richard. Nuthin' else.

    Btw, just checked his film list. Boy, has he been in a lot of...
  16. Wait. Vail just owns the skiing operation at...

    Wait. Vail just owns the skiing operation at Stowe. Are you blaming them for the failure of a coffee shop down in the village?
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    So, therefore there's going to be a ton of people...

    So, therefore there's going to be a ton of people underwater or near underwater for at least a decade.
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    He is if nobody watches his movies. Has anyone...

    He is if nobody watches his movies. Has anyone seen this King Richard thing? I haven't.
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    Hair is a really serious subject for black women....

    Hair is a really serious subject for black women. Chris Rock made a whole documentary about it.
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    Just trying to scare them.

    Just trying to scare them.
  21. Thread: Ukraine

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    https://caityjohnstone.medium.com/re-visiting-russ...

    https://caityjohnstone.medium.com/re-visiting-russiagate-in-light-of-the-ukraine-war-30ce37b7dd9d


    "Day after day mainstream liberals were promised major revelations which would lead to the...
  22. What a fucked up company. They're like addicts....

    What a fucked up company. They're like addicts. All they can do is acquire. You would think they had learned after the debacle of the past few years to chill on that, step back, and learn to manage...
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    What are those two tubes on the skis?

    What are those two tubes on the skis?
  24. Especially when high.

    Especially when high.
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    This is your ass on drugs.

    This is your ass on drugs.
  26. Great place to make a ransom call from.

    Great place to make a ransom call from.
  27. Thread: Ukraine

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    1mG4NUtRFOk

    1mG4NUtRFOk
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    UwWFd_9fUYM

    UwWFd_9fUYM
  29. Thread: Ukraine

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    Whatever it is, love to have one on a swivel...

    Whatever it is, love to have one on a swivel mount on the roof of my car sometimes.
  30. Thread: Ukraine

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    Nobody has the first.

    Nobody has the first.
  31. Thread: Ukraine

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    I hear you, but, c'mon man. Since like the...

    I hear you, but, c'mon man. Since like the beginning of time.
  32. Thread: Ukraine

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    And proportion of white people who were never...

    And proportion of white people who were never colonized.
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    https://twitter.com/DerekJGrossman/status/15077665...

    https://twitter.com/DerekJGrossman/status/1507766558176673792?s=20&t=_ujzwqvRnMGRwfQaMQSFwQ
  34. Thread: Ukraine

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    Can't get a tux rental?

    Can't get a tux rental?
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    Well, first, milk. Sorry, that's gotta be an...

    Well, first, milk. Sorry, that's gotta be an awesome robot cleaning system to clean the milk part. Its fucking milk. I dunno about you, but I am extra careful around milk. So are most commercial...
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  37. Thread: Ukraine

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    No gym these days, Covid taught me how to do it...

    No gym these days, Covid taught me how to do it at home, and biking season is upon us. But, funny you should bring it up, they had screens right next to each other, Fox/CNN or MSNBC. Fascinating, of...
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    No, Can't imagine. And I'll bet it wasn't weed.

    No, Can't imagine. And I'll bet it wasn't weed.
  39. Thread: Ukraine

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    Oh, I totally understand a prime messaging...

    Oh, I totally understand a prime messaging opportunity. He's really good at that. He was a TV star, after all. Unfortunately he is getting his ass kicked. But the message seems to be that he's...
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    I hope somebody is working on that for an SNL...

    I hope somebody is working on that for an SNL sketch.
  41. Thread: Ukraine

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    Have fun at your Oscar party ladies.

    Have fun at your Oscar party ladies.
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    I've seen a few charts recently that a lot of...

    I've seen a few charts recently that a lot of people are actually moving to California these days.
  43. Excellent Cuban food. Miami north.

    Excellent Cuban food. Miami north.
  44. Thread: Ukraine

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    Kill me now. ...

    Kill me now.

    https://nypost.com/2022/03/25/ukrainian-president-zelensky-in-talks-with-academy-to-make-oscars-appearance/
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    I had two excellent happy hour/dinners there.

    I had two excellent happy hour/dinners there.
  46. She belongs in L.I. Killer beaches, though.

    She belongs in L.I.

    Killer beaches, though.
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    I can't believe that guy is still around in the...

    I can't believe that guy is still around in the same position. He spewed so much bullshit during the '08 crash.
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    They were saying for the first few days they...

    They were saying for the first few days they didn't find survivors, but, fuck, I'd be impressed if they found any large body parts.
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    Christ almighty. This is what happens when you...

    Christ almighty. This is what happens when you kiddies were spending your time shooting spitballs in the back of history class.
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    Fuck you with that insult. And read some...

    Fuck you with that insult.

    And read some history. We aren't there yet. Jerkoff
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