The panic set in early. I opened up the zipper on my chestpack, grabbed the bar, opened the cellophane wrapper and ate slowly as I fumbled up the climb.

There was no one around in the woods as...

Using the whole fist, doc?

MoooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooN RIVER

I'll do it for $10,000, a Faberge egg of my choosing and a gold plaited grill like T-Pain.

You need a join date of September 2004 or before.

Rest In Peace, Jeremy.

As far as I know, they will only accept bundts.

Will there be snacks?

Rest In Peace, Bjarke

Rest In Peace, Bjarke

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Playing with Matt tomorrow, so this is one of my favorites.

Always love playing this song, so this is what I wanna hear today.

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Le Bouchon is closed (permanently and sadly)
Amnesia is no longer on Mississippi (nor in the state of Oregon) the location there has been replaced by Storm Breaker Brewing.
The "new" (it's not new)...

Your trolling is about as fucking stupid as you can get.

See, if you are going to troll, you can't repeat the age-old gnashings of a idiotic populace from 1985. You have to be new and original....

Then why the fuck did you come into this thread to make a comment?

Leicester winning 5 of 6 to close out the season isn't an indication that they would take the league by storm the next season. Late season escapes from relegation happen, but are less an indication...

Just a friendly note that many of the Europa League games have been just entertaining as fucking hell.

The playoff argument is a non starter as they exist in different forms for leagues across the world, but yes... the league has a lot of problems. Not the least of which is the stupidity of a closed...

Because the referee was poorly positioned, too far away and couldn't see the play fully and even if he could see, the referees in MLS are (by and large) a giant festering suckhole of incompetence.
...

Learn.

#1 rule: There's always going to be someone better than you.

Find the style you like and play it.

Learn chords, practice.
Learn how to tune your guitar
Learn what strings you have...

Apparently west, although I have no idea what that would mean for their music or identity.

Holy shit this dovetails nicely with my spiral down into Russian doom metal this morning by virtue of this shittastic band picture.

http://i.imgur.com/Hf2x4Kd.jpg

The band is supposedly called,...

http://i194.photobucket.com/albums/z20/Odins_Photos/MANU_zpstjd6smmv.jpg

Man, we had a day at Solitude.

From zero expectations and never being there before to that kinda frenzy rally stage where you are just pounding down a single track towards a ridge line with no...

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Bumpity

Billings, Burns, Baker City

Don't move to Portland. Especially if you hate gays, lesbians, books, rain and homeless people. Cannot overstate that enough. Do not move to Portland under any circumstance if that is you.
Just...

Denver is nice. I have family and friends there. I enjoy visiting. I lived there for a portion of life. I have no intention of moving back.

Your mileage may vary based upon income, job, available...

Maury is not on fleek anymore, bruv. Get with the hep-cat lingo and be relevant by dropping a Miranda Sings reference.

TGR Fact: Coffee Enemas originated here

http://i194.photobucket.com/albums/z...ps7c839f37.jpg

Icy Hot Suntaz member B-SHOC AKA “Da Flame”

http://www.b-shoc.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/05/B-SHOC-Square-Graphic3-bw.png

His love for music began at the age of 16 when he was introduced to...

Like this one?

http://skiingismylife.com/summit2002/by-splat_kush1.jpg

also

http://skiingismylife.com/summit2002/1000posts.jpg

I'd like to point out an example of what may happen.

Friend: "You should buy XXX bottle, it'll cut down on colic"
You: OK, It's kinda expensive
Friend: "Oh, it's totally worth it. Put little...

There's going to be a lot... a LOT... A LOT of people that will tell you what you should do, they will tell you "THIS IS THE BEST BABY CARRIER" or "THIS IS HOW YOU DEAL WITH TEETHING" or "THIS IS...

Could be wrong but I think that's Kush. Ron was in blue.

http://i194.photobucket.com/albums/z20/Odins_Photos/shinjukuwhelk_zpswnflyhaq.jpg

Was it Basom/Bag tagley/ bill or someone like that with the story about being carjacked in boston? Does anyone remember this story?

I would like to say one thing cause I saw some one complaining about it earlier.

The photo upload stuff has ALWAYS sucked. ALWAYS. ALWAYS. ALWAYS.

Use something other than TGR's hosters for...

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BTW: All the above diminishes the photographers and skiers that made this place amazing. Gunderson, Tabke, Townsend, Spector, McConkey, Gaffney, Casey, Neiderhauser, Zbo, Shevock, Gadoury, Allen X3,...

So, to continue,

The TGR forum bloomed and people like Bad_Roo and Basom and Wild/Mildbill and Brownmonkey all entertained us with stories.

Some of the old folks started to drift away.
...

I should, I'll work on it. SHINJUKU MOTHERFUCKER

Note: There's a great story about how pinner skied the 2nd (I think second) day of the first summit for free, and did so in very classic style.

Oh shit, I totally forgot about that. There's definitely a TON more stories like that as well out there that I don't either know or don't remember. And I'm laughing may ass at the "hiding from JR"

So now the transition is beginning and more and more people plow into TGR.

There was a Tahoe summit which i was unable to attend and more people started to form small get togethers at their local...

Ok, so Splat writes the first summit story about the trip to Utah (mainly Alta)

and it is now 2002, I'm searching for a job anywhere, I get one in Alaska, and I'living in Valdez.

Meanwhile the...

Quick Detour:

This is an excerpt from the letter of Gorillo from 2004:

"I have this thing about skiing. I find it beautiful the way we can paint that white canvas with our skis leaving zipper...

And so,

It's 2001 and the morning of September 11th, Pinner posts a thread of

"RUN FOR THE HILLS" which starts with him and others liveblogging the 9-11 attacks on NYC from the inside of the...

So I'm bored, here we go.

The advent of the internet messenger ski board was on the legendary old rec.ski.alpine bbs and worldwide BBS and mail services.

Legendary you ask?

Yes. See, it was...

Shoulda kept it, Ice. It IS pretty much bullshit. As is all nostalgia. The past typically sucks, but makes for great stories.