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  1. I showed my girlfriend this pic. The first thing...

    I showed my girlfriend this pic. The first thing she said was "how come you don't tie knots like that?"
  2. Thread: GUNS!!!!!!!!

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    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ExkUOOXkGtg&feature...

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ExkUOOXkGtg&feature=youtube_gdata_player
  3. Thread: GUNS!!!!!!!!

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    Are you crazy!? Bullets are fur stockpilin!

    Are you crazy!? Bullets are fur stockpilin!
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    Just curious if any of you have experience with...

    Just curious if any of you have experience with the oral swab drug test? From everything i've read,it can only detect THC if you've smoked in the past 24-48hrs. Anyone? I have one on the 25th,and i...
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    Sweet kit. His corduroy Mountain Khakis must've...

    Sweet kit. His corduroy Mountain Khakis must've been in the washing machine. Douchebag.
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    Well played. Good thing I just ordered my Ghillie...

    Well played. Good thing I just ordered my Ghillie suit and body armor. This doomsday stuff is gonna be fun. You'll never get my weed or my women! Especially since she will be my bartering tool....for...
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    WHAT?! How are you going to protect your family...

    WHAT?! How are you going to protect your family from the end of days,brought on by ElectroMagnetic Pulses!?
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    Sorry,late to the thread. Thats good shit right...

    Sorry,late to the thread. Thats good shit right there. Classic.

    I've been loving this track lately. Or maybe its just the lead singer. She fine.


    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2EtYBbPH-kw
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    What a tool...

    What a tool...
  10. Required viewing for all 3 girls here. How to...

    Required viewing for all 3 girls here.
    How to fellate your man....

    http://m.worldstarhiphop.com/video.php?v=wshh60Y199DjwGYk2tgr
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    I'd take Sierra Quitiquit. Goddamn she fine. And...

    I'd take Sierra Quitiquit. Goddamn she fine. And seems like a really fun girl. Anyone see her in Portlandia? Mmm....


    And if not her,then Jennifer Lawrence. So hot right now.

    It's all sex with...
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    Harry,GTFO needledick

    Harry,GTFO needledick
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    I think I finally found a fat person in one of...

    I think I finally found a fat person in one of their videos.
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    I celebrate this everyday.

    I celebrate this everyday.
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    Kornblatts deli in Portland finally turned me on...

    Kornblatts deli in Portland finally turned me on to it. That's some tasty stram
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    Is that in Australia? Cause if that's in...

    Is that in Australia? Cause if that's in Australia,I ain't goin
  17. Thread: Halo 4

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    My brother worked on Halo 4. Do you know TJ?

    My brother worked on Halo 4. Do you know TJ?
  18. Thread: GUNS!!!!!!!!

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    Been on a real gun kick lately. Terrible timing...

    Been on a real gun kick lately. Terrible timing too since I can't find ammo for shit. Bought a Remington 700 30-06 in December. Yesterday I finally found a Glock 9mm. Glock17,Snagged it up. My first...
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    When I lived in CO I would always drive through...

    When I lived in CO I would always drive through Glenwood Canyon and Clear Creek with an eye on what's above me. Made me paranoid as hell. Glad I'm not the only one. There are some gigantic Rocks that...
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    Latex eh? Fun girl I was in South Fork a...

    Latex eh? Fun girl

    I was in South Fork a little over a year ago,chasing a storm by myself,and hanging out at one of the little hotels in town there. I made a sacrifice in this thread that...
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    I figured out what a front...

    I figured out what a front range/tourist-gaper-shitshow keystone (or "Key" as the local dipshit brah's call it) was after my first season. Haven't been back since,and I couldn't be happier. I can...
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    Went to Kornblatt's for lunch and was blown away...

    Went to Kornblatt's for lunch and was blown away by the pastrami sandwich. Omg. And had Pok Pok for dinner. Great food but in a weird setting. We had a shitty table on 2nd floor balcony,and the...
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    Is eastside deli good? Or should I do king...

    Is eastside deli good? Or should I do king burrito?
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    Thanks for all the recs,keep em comin! I just...

    Thanks for all the recs,keep em comin! I just kinda stumbled across this hotel but it actually has a decent location. Lots of good stuff right down 23rd st. Oddly enough,we chose Southlands. I was...
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    I'm in Portlands

    The lady and I came on a last second trip to Portland. Here for a few days. I could use some recommendations on which part of town to stay in. And could always use food recs,even though I've searched...
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    Funny. Yeah I couldn't believe they were still up...

    Funny. Yeah I couldn't believe they were still up at 330. I'd hang out with them but theyre all early-mid 20s. Im 33. Good kids but always blasting the teenie pop stations. Their gf's are pretty...
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    Marysville. Awful town. Worse than Everett? I'll...

    Marysville. Awful town. Worse than Everett? I'll probably move to Snohomish. Decent enough place. It's got sidewalks,so that's a start....

    Prolly hittin up Alpental after the next dump,for the...
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    So youre the thread police? Rad. Thursday was...

    So youre the thread police? Rad.

    Thursday was fuckin amazing. Also,it was busy. There...
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    You will sit and listen to my drama.

    You will sit and listen to my drama.
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    Thank god for the snow here. Cause I live in a...

    Thank god for the snow here. Cause I live in a shithole town and have had to call 911 yet again(see last page.) I was awoken at 330am by my doorbell/dogs going crazy. Weird dark figure on my...
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    Just read that two people were killed when a tree...

    Just read that two people were killed when a tree fell and landed on their vehicle,near Stevens Pass. Terrible. Stay safe.
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    Friends don't let friends ride step-ins.

    Friends don't let friends ride step-ins.
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    Can I just say how happy that I am this...

    Can I just say how happy that I am this season-not to be dealing with i70 and the millions of skiers rushing for another epic 4" CO dump. Steven's fuckin delivers. Again and again. And again.
    ...
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    He probably takes annual ski trips to...

    He probably takes annual ski trips to Colorado.....so there's NO WAY he could be a gaper.
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    There's a reason why Coloradans are the biggest...

    There's a reason why Coloradans are the biggest storm chasers...
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    ^^^nailed it

    ^^^nailed it
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    Lol GSA2013

    Lol

    GSA2013
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    God I hope it's not as good as it sounds up there...

    God I hope it's not as good as it sounds up there today. I've had to call it off...as I was loading up my truck,due to a weird and unforeseen event this morning.

    I was reaching into my...
  39. Fuckin ouch. When I was growin up I was dumb...

    Fuckin ouch. When I was growin up I was dumb enough to stand in front of one of my friends that tee'd off. I was maybe 40yards in front of him. He had his largest club. I thought what are the...
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    The fight was between an aggro mid-late 30s guy...

    The fight was between an aggro mid-late 30s guy who became extremely offended when some young punk (like 18)threw his cigarette butt or beer can onto the ground. I couldn't quite figure it out. He...
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    Stevens was pretty damn good today. I even saw a...

    Stevens was pretty damn good today. I even saw a fight. Wtf?
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    I don't get why somebody would get upset about...

    I don't get why somebody would get upset about the bar being down? Is it really an inconvenience? I personally never put it down,but if some greendick needs it,who cares.

    Whats more annoying to...
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    But what if I crash and burn?---Todd Pounds I...

    But what if I crash and burn?---Todd Pounds

    I finally watched Hot Dog last year,and I dont think it was as near as good as Aspen Extreme. hell,I think Ski Patrol was better. Find it on Ntflix btw....
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    Maria Riesch makes my penis soft.

    Maria Riesch makes my penis soft.
  45. That's what I was thinking. Meanwhile I've had a...

    That's what I was thinking. Meanwhile I've had a powder day everyday this season in the PNW. I love CO just as much as the rest of the "natives" but damn...there are other places with badass...
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    Steven's was tits today. A fuckin zoo for awhile...

    Steven's was tits today. A fuckin zoo for awhile but then things spaced out. Opened late,and the backside didn't open at all. Had some really good stuff under 7,even late in the day. For some reason...
  47. Hopefully this hasn't been posted yet. I'd hate...

    Hopefully this hasn't been posted yet. I'd hate to make an ass of myself.


    http://www.collegehumor.com/video/6853117/look-at-this-instagram-nickelback-parody
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    As I left Baker on opening day,I was at the tail...

    As I left Baker on opening day,I was at the tail end of a pileup. Probably 8 cars total. I was the one car that made it out. Blazer behind me ended up hitting the car in front of me. Cop almost got...
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    Hear ye the word which the the lord speaketh unto...

    Hear ye the word which the the lord speaketh unto you..


    Hear the word of the lord,you Rulers of Sodom. Give ear to the law of our God,you People of Gomorrah.

    As it was written and so it shall...
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    That's a great ass Nice..

    That's a great ass

    Nice..
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