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    spot on just remember when I say "well my guys...

    spot on

    just remember when I say "well my guys weren't listening and they should have known better" means I'm full of shit, used that one twice today, works like a charm just sucks to be "my...
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    there is trails and service roads that connect...

    there is trails and service roads that connect jenny to eldora
    there is/was a trail from above yankee doodle lake to the top of eldora too, which wasn't legit, not sure if it's still there, haven't...
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    beaches are all white trash mtn towns all the...

    beaches are all white trash
    mtn towns all the way, at least the people are sohpisticated
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    I'll take 3 down to start

    I'll take 3 down to start
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    hows he gonna learn anything if he doesn't fix it...

    hows he gonna learn anything if he doesn't fix it for free
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    People are so serious. Shits just fine. The...

    People are so serious. Shits just fine. The children's play time is ruined for weeks now. Permits are optional dont be a sucker

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    you used to have to say your name around here...

    you used to have to say your name around here
    now it's all anonymous
    ten years ago no one got turned in for anything unless it was really fucked
    now it's pretty standard to get turned in, it...
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    Cash in an envelope can solve alot problems

    Cash in an envelope can solve alot problems
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    dude I'm whatever I want to be when I wake up in...

    dude I'm whatever I want to be when I wake up in the morning
    my therapist said be the best me every day
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    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sKrpl-KBTzQ

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sKrpl-KBTzQ
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    I save money buy using 1 inch screws to hang...

    I save money buy using 1 inch screws to hang drywall on ceilings

    I have brought much pleasure to children with my playgrounds and I'm happy I've had the ability to give them happiness
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    yo dog not one wants to pay the true costs of...

    yo dog not one wants to pay the true costs of things in this country so you end up with a t shirt that lasts a couple months
    or a picnic shelter like the one your kids hang out under on a stormy day...
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    make sure the chain link fence has all the raw...

    make sure the chain link fence has all the raw ends silconed for safety and there should be at least 10 inches of wood chips under the play equipment
    I'd actually skip the whole local inspector...
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    they all moonlight as home inspectors Filled...

    they all moonlight as home inspectors

    Filled out the application on the back of a match book at the bar.

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    Over protective parents Things totally fine...

    Over protective parents
    Things totally fine
    I've done a couple playgrounds in my day and that looks like what we call a picnic shelter

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    seeing how RTD ridership is on the decline are...

    seeing how RTD ridership is on the decline are politicians and gov't planners as stupid as they pretend to be lets waste money on trains no one but the homeless drug addicts want to ride
    anyone else...
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    back to jerking off long depressing weekend the...

    back to jerking off
    long depressing weekend
    the chick I was dating wanted to goto one of those touristy colorado mountain towns this past weekend, I said no, that sounds dumb
    then she brought up...
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    is that like on a horse or hiking or camel toe? ...

    is that like on a horse or hiking or camel toe?
    having problems with the hoof definition
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    so what did you clowns do this weekend to keep...

    so what did you clowns do this weekend to keep your perfromance up?

    sit around the back yard drinking playing grab ass with the wife while the kids played in the sandbox?
    or did you hit it hard...
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    there is no right or wrong answer to your...

    there is no right or wrong answer to your question
    I've had this discussion many times over many years
    it blows donkey balls to be a customer because life's like a box of choclates and you never...
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    there are cheap contractors with cheap subs ...

    there are cheap contractors with cheap subs

    then there are expensive contractors

    I charge the highest prices per sq ft and labor, standard mark up is 20% but since insurance costs are...
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    I pretty open about situations I've got a dentist...

    I pretty open about situations I've got a dentist on retainer to provide a contract if needed

    But yeah I'll be a sugar daddy. As long as she follows the rules

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    I wonder who that is. I'm pretty sure my first...

    I wonder who that is. I'm pretty sure my first guess is right.

    Did you get all your new subs lined up today craven?

    I was out and about today and a sales person I deal w was talking shit...
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    Haven't jerked off in at least two weeks Two...

    Haven't jerked off in at least two weeks

    Two words:
    Ballet & Nobu

    Take a girl on a date like that and you might as well own a magic wand. Chicks love that shit.

    And I charge my customers...
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    Sat around in my underwear at home till noon...

    Sat around in my underwear at home till noon today. Drove around threw out some atta boys and high fives. Met my 24 year old lady friend for lunch. Drove around some more. Stopped at the...
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    thats a bummer to hear 20's were boss, didn't...

    thats a bummer to hear
    20's were boss, didn't give a fuck 100 day ski seasons bike racing not a care in the world
    30's more fun, growing up finally, less this less that more work, but still had a...
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    its all about good blood flow and recovery and...

    its all about good blood flow and recovery
    and repeating
  28. Thread: NYC beer

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    haven't been back to the city since the bad...

    haven't been back to the city since the bad experience with some high school friends
    we drank but I don't remember what
    it was mostly too potent brownies, coke, acid, weed, and some beer all I...
  29. Thread: NYC beer

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    rolling rock?

    rolling rock?
  30. Thread: NYC beer

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    I think the only beer made in nyc is brooklyn...

    I think the only beer made in nyc is brooklyn lager
    it's made from the water in the gownus canal
    kinda like coors is rocky mountain water
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    can the number of times you jerk off in one day...

    can the number of times you jerk off in one day once your over forty be used as a bench mark for how healthy you are?
    i might be doing pretty good then
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    not sure why any of this is "news" especially...

    not sure why any of this is "news" especially when no one is really looking deep into the situation
    we are being lead astray by the trying to figure out who killed him or did he kill himself, no one...
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    Went for a ride w simple yesterday. Old man...

    Went for a ride w simple yesterday. Old man celebration ride but hey still know how to hammer and shred like a 21 year old.

    And two photos from wildflower chick rides earlier in the week. ...
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    usually I do two hands and I'd be on the other...

    usually I do two hands and I'd be on the other side of the tree with my arms wrapped around her
    but everyone is different
    some like long stems some like short stems other people prefer.......
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    sugar is good for you it's my main dietary...

    sugar is good for you
    it's my main dietary suppliment
    the trick is to keep consuming sugar all day constantly so you don't crash
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    two cordless sawzalls with high end blades one...

    two cordless sawzalls with high end blades one guy cuts down one guy cuts up six inches apart or less get halfway or three quarters of the way through and it pops just don't want to be standing there...
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    free internet porn assist what a great world we...

    free internet porn assist
    what a great world we live in
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    razors, nair for men....... are you really sure...

    razors, nair for men.......
    are you really sure your husband wouldn't mind? are you sure he's not curious about chest hair on women?

    I am so baked and trying to work, tgr
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    HGH low T steroid inhaler and viagra...

    HGH
    low T
    steroid inhaler
    and viagra
    circulation performance anxiety and fitness all solved by the miracle of pharmaceuticals
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    viagra helps

    viagra helps
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    There's an ounce in the there too. Fully...

    There's an ounce in the there too. Fully stocked. Just need to figure out dinner

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    Your fridge should look like this for real...

    Your fridge should look like this for real success 290535
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    regret swimming? I know a few people who are...

    regret swimming?
    I know a few people who are swimming more now, because of the low impact it has on your body plus the breathing
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    wow bro harshing the mellow wtf so like yeah,...

    wow bro harshing the mellow
    wtf
    so like yeah, every day seems to repeat itself cause I don't care
    blow job coffee self help literature only had time for a one hr ride this morning and she was late...
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    that's why swimmers are all crazy never saw so...

    that's why swimmers are all crazy
    never saw so much hazing, physical abuse, fighting, taping people to locker room benches naked and leaving them there for hours, dumping ben gay all over their...
  46. I was just back east no wonder people are...

    I was just back east
    no wonder people are fucked, there was a dunkin donuts everywhere you looked
    coffee drink 500 cal. 3 donuts 200 calories nasty breakfast sandwhich 600 calories
    thats just to...
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    and go talk to your doctor pretend you have low...

    and go talk to your doctor
    pretend you have low T, get some drugs
    inhalers, other topical steroid creams anything
    don't worry about the side effects and your "performance" in your 40's and 50's...
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    jerking off and wearing a hr monitor is just...

    jerking off and wearing a hr monitor is just plain wrong, kind of wacko
    on the other hand wearing one and boning some chick is just fine
    when I was all into HR numbers and racing I used to wear one...
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    A swimmer..... I'm sure you were well...

    A swimmer.....
    I'm sure you were well behaved, a great guy, rarely drank
    Unlike the average swimmer who was nothing short of a crazy person

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    getting old is my greatest fear doing what ever...

    getting old is my greatest fear
    doing what ever I can to fight it
    used to pay attention to HR when I was a racer boy, but I don't care anymore as long as it's beating
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