Yeah, this is strange behavior for around here. All ya need to do dude, is stick yer thumb out by Sevenar and you'll get picked up. If yer a student and can't get to Sevenar, look for people in...

Not to be a jackass, but I did read your post in the thread which you are apologizing for. To be perfectly honest, counseling may help.

Rasputins been out skiing. Clearly alot of you haven't been skiing the bowl much this year.

Good one.

Y.A.R. = Youth at Risk = No respect for their elders = At least this is the beginning of the cycle, where it ends is up to the parent, until the teens and then it's too late. My daughter had a...

Doesn't surprise considerring how much wind they have been sucking on that clothing line of theirs. Especially the fact that it isn't waterproof, and they kind of forgot to incorporate any type of...

China owns us. They make all of our stuff and lend us all kinda money for war.

So true, and the best way to learn how to fuck instead of shit is this:
Take a piece of candy ( wrapped like a starburst, not a hersheys kiss though, unless of course....) Anyway put the piece of...

Root, ya drunk or something? I didn't delete any posts and, I am not seeing the same love in you are. I think this is all in your head. It might be time for you to go to sleep now.

Nothing, it just made about as much sense as sucking your cock for a grease bomb.

How can you tell who is sucking your cock when you have your head so far up that Evils blowhards ass?

Either your state, county, or city should have an Environmental Health Department of some type. I would start there, they can give you good solid free information and refer you to independent...

Okay, so he is an ass, and I need to find porn cuz I am gay and need a stick up my ass so I can ski. Really I am just an old fuck that used to get a kick out this board because it was funny and...

No, not like this, this was a generalized statement, not one directly pointed at a particular individual. And it is also true.

Thank you, amen, exactly what I was trying to say, but have not mastered the art of brevity on internet forums yet. I will go back and lurk and hopefully restore my belly laughter state again, when...

I generally lurk here and don't post. Why do I lurk, this place used to be hilarious. It used ot make me belly laugh. A few sarcastic smartass comments here and there, now that's funny. Lately...

Interesting. It was a strange experience, lots of people whispering etc, I was never sure entirely what was going on until the next morning. I will say that you are right about getting medical...

Are ya sure about that? Because I spent a night in the hospital with a blood clot in mine, after I fell asleep with an ace bandage on and it cut the circulation off because it kept swelling as I...

first off, how swollen is it? Sprains will swell more than a break. If your ankle is not swollen, you may go get an xray. For a sprain take some Ibuprofen, or whatever for swelling, alternate...

I believe the highways are either under federal or state mandate.

Take care, I feel for you. Be glad this happened when you were young, it would be devastating to try and bounce back if you were...

Sounds like you want to meet up with this dude in a Minnesota bathroom or something.

Hmmm. Snowbowl has snowmaking, college discounts, morning 1/2 day, and well, I won't even go into it. I often wonder if some of these people whom post these have ever actually skied here. Snowbowl...

Umm yeah, we had some kids do this with their motorbikes over a highway here. They thought it would be cool to jump over their Mom's car on her way home from work. I can't remember exactly what...

How about Seaman like Lewis and Clarks dog. I have never had the "balls" to call a dog this but, maybe you do...:tdo13:

Happended across the top of grizzly chute one year. We just had more saftey meetings as the crack got bigger.

The best part about the great divide is everyone forgot to tell them that the mullet and the handlebar mustache went out of style. You can use the tennesee waterfall expression all over dodge there...

Evidentially you don't have lis pendens in Canada. It seems that your ex would be forging your name, aka the one that appears on the title. I don't understand the point of forging a name that does...

Fuck the Great Divide and Whitefish Mountain. What the hell happened to Belmont and Big Mountain? Anyone ever ski Belmont on a sunny afternoon when they brought the loudspeaker out. I love that...

You can't explain that type of behaviour. Nor is there any excuse for it. Fuck the road diet, we need a beavertail diet. We should insist that everyone wearing them must carry lighter and light...

YOu can only wear a beaver tail if you take pictures of naked men or are married to the mayor or ski with her.

That depends:
1) Are they hawt? If yes and this is not an art project, maybe.
2) Are you a girl? Then no.
3) What did you do with the pictures after you took them? ( You can answer this...

May the traverse be with you. Sorry Ashe, you opened yourself up for that one, had to take it. I am surprised more people aren't bitching about how short the runs are and all the traversing at Big...

They still have it but it takes second to the air bergy jump zone, and the national freestyle championship anymore. I haven't seen a naked man fly off the gelande in years, you know they tore the...

This thread is hillarious, trivial rants, it's like the Team Montana Rednecks is taking over the forum from the Team Utarded Maggots. We need someone to post the Grizzly fight song or something gay. ...

Essentially the area the forest service came in and said hey, no yo-yoing here. You're making trails. Dumbass was cutting his own ski runs in there. For the record, I do like the guy, but this was...

[QUOTE=FreakofSnow;1493512] (YOU GUYS EVER HEARD OF FUCKING THINNING OR taking the limbs off some trees?); QUOTE]

I think R.N.does this during the summer with his chainsaw. Were you not around...

It rains alot in Missoula during the winter, the benchmark on campus is check it - Sea Level or very close to it. The great thing is most people who live here don't know that, and when it's raining...

You can buy real booze in Colorado.

It's lobster not lobstah, dork. BTW it's feltching not feltchan, just in case you wanted to try that in your next post.

The real question is does Tracy use Garland's mix in her bloody, I do believe he sells it. Shear Bloody Hell or something like that. Or am I thinking of something else?

CountryFunk: Hang in...

He is out buying gresham formula right now for his buddy, he'll bake cookies later to enjoy while surfing the forum.

It is truly unique that noone ever forgets their camera when they go skiing here. Must be alot of 1/2 day adventurers that can post a TR before 6 pm. Gotta get back in time to get your "stoke on" .

This is very true in the Bitterroot. Which us natives hardly consider to be a part of Montana anymore. The rest of the state is entirely opposite though,
except maybe in the lake county area. The...

At least don't tell everyone exactly where there at, and your ascent, where you parked. We sure as hell don't need countryfuck finding any of them. Buzzkill...

Piss all over yourself if you want, but don't you dare post any TR's of any stashes in the root. Stick to the areas if you will.

I don't know that Colorado or Vermont ( are you nuts? ) would be a better option than Montana. But maybe we could all move to Utah and ski the urban backcountry with everyone else. The turns hiked...

I think the whole industry is caving in and selling out to the techno-weenies.
Who can blame them, they spend lots of money, make a couple runs, post pics and talk about how rad their skis were...

I totally agree with this, I have heard of some of the most fascinating jobs that I never knew existed, that were held by many gapers I have ridden with.
You know those gapers, there always better...

I was skiing at an area I didn't know very well and ended up ripping down a groomer not paying attention looking for how to get where I wanted to go. I realized too late a very small asian woman was...

We have used them several times, very nice clean facility, great staff, flexible hours. You're set. Have a good vacation.