I know right, what fucking assholes! The only thing that pisses me off more is seeing all the assholes who aren't man enough to just wear sandals and they have to put neoprene booties on first. Can...

Keens

Nope. Over a year later and still happy with mine. The only issues is the laces fell apart but I don't think that's really something to bitch about. Haven't had to replace the bars on the bottom...

Patagonias with the traction bars. Best boots I've owned, more comfortable and way more traction than the Simms Guide boots they replaced.