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  1. Thread: Star Trek: Picard

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    You know nothing, Senior Plague. Think Seven...

    You know nothing, Senior Plague.

    Think Seven Samurai - interviewing/collecting the Team, and to push it over the top ...... SEVEN OF MF NINE!!!!
  2. Cuz his spleen needed rupturing??

    Cuz his spleen needed rupturing??
  3. Thread: Kitty Stoke

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    I love they way they lower their ears as they...

    I love they way they lower their ears as they pass the videographer - thinking "I know you're fat shaming me in your over-sized head, you stupid phone person"
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    Cats on leashes. Just shoot me now.

    Cats on leashes.
    Just shoot me now.
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    I've got a Light on You Omaha Fresh Garbage A...

    I've got a Light on You
    Omaha
    Fresh Garbage
    A new Day Yesterday
  6. Thread: Grand Jury Duty

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    I would actually be honored to be called - I find...

    I would actually be honored to be called - I find this shit fascinating in retirement. Are they OK with standing up and stretching/jogging around the room every hour or so?
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    Picture of young female should be replaced with...

    Picture of young female should be replaced with Roy Moore.

    On his horse.

    With crackers flying every where and the cheese stuck to his forehead.
  8. Thread: View right now

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    Sounds active - call in SWAT. And of course,...

    Sounds active - call in SWAT.

    And of course, the whole thing needs to be on video ...... stat.
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    Not so sure you know what amusing means.

    Not so sure you know what amusing means.
  10. Thread: View right now

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    And what if they're reclining in a hammock??

    And what if they're reclining in a hammock??
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    soooo ...... not so consistent??

    soooo ...... not so consistent??
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    Yep; no body knows how to retire anymore. Fookin'...

    Yep; no body knows how to retire anymore. Fookin' pussies.
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    I am both saddened and horrified by the blatantly...

    I am both saddened and horrified by the blatantly incorrect use of the word "classic"
  14. Thread: Gifs Only

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    Whats wrong with their arms???

    Whats wrong with their arms???
  15. Well Bob, that's not exactly "ice" now, is it?

    Well Bob, that's not exactly "ice" now, is it?
  16. Thread: Chinese Rat Flu

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    Here ya go:...

    Here ya go: https://www.cdc.gov/flu/about/burden/index.html

    But as has already been pointed out, the actual mortality rate of the flu is much lower (for a variety of reasons; could also be even...
  17. Thread: Star Trek: Picard

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    Correct (played by Denise Crosby, grand daughter...

    Correct (played by Denise Crosby, grand daughter of Bing, whom she never met); and I misspoke - she was a regular that turned out to be expendable, so in fact was the anti-meme.
  18. Thread: Star Trek: Picard

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    ... and the the concept of the expendable crewman...

    ... and the the concept of the expendable crewman (actually woman on this episode - bonus points if you know her name without teh googler) was permanently installed as a meme of the modern age.
  19. Thread: New Hip.

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    Whoa, WHOA. WHOA!!!! Slow down there big...

    Whoa, WHOA. WHOA!!!!

    Slow down there big fella; waaaay to early to be making such momentous decisions. Give it time.

    And 60?? Yer just getting to the good part! Don't be afraid to dial it...
  20. Thread: Chinese Rat Flu

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    And Influenza is still waaaaay ahead and...

    And Influenza is still waaaaay ahead and extending it's lead.
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    Niceholes cause murder and mayhem. It was...

    Niceholes cause murder and mayhem. It was certainly on my mind.
  22. Thread: Kitty Stoke

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    Arrrrrr, Imma pirate!

    Arrrrrr, Imma pirate!
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    Imma smack yo evil mouth .....

    Imma smack yo evil mouth .....
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    Not so much annoying as just mind boggling: some...

    Not so much annoying as just mind boggling: some body already in the turning circle stopped and waved at me to go forward after I had stopped to properly give them the right of way ..... and then...
  25. One tank to the Maginot Line? Seems to be...

    One tank to the Maginot Line? Seems to be without treads - how'd they get. it to that spot without treads??
  26. Thread: View right now

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    So the consensus is ..... I'm the moran? Pretty...

    So the consensus is ..... I'm the moran? Pretty sure Maverick said Heads Up.
  27. Thread: View right now

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    So ..... I've recently been told that Heads Up...

    So ..... I've recently been told that Heads Up Display is incorrect and it should be Head Up Display. Somebody please tell me that I haven't been saying it wrong for the last 60 years. I'm willing...
  28. eeewwww Her thighs got all squozen out of her...

    eeewwww

    Her thighs got all squozen out of her stockings.
  29. Thread: Chinese Rat Flu

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    Well for starters - all the selfie taking...

    Well for starters - all the selfie taking fucktards on FB, etc.
  30. Thread: New Hip.

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    Depends on which way you're facing? :fmicon:

    Depends on which way you're facing? :fmicon:
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    FIFY

    FIFY
  32. Thread: Chinese Rat Flu

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    Is that half a brassiere ??

    Is that half a brassiere ??
  33. Sooooo ....... too many lazy fat people + too...

    Sooooo ....... too many lazy fat people + too many people hiking, skiing, biking, etc = ........ too many FUCKING people

    STOP FORNICATING!
  34. Haysoos on a pogo stick, now we also have to...

    Haysoos on a pogo stick, now we also have to suffer sideways videos?!?!?!?
  35. Thread: Chinese Rat Flu

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    I'm not concerned about flights to China, in fact...

    I'm not concerned about flights to China, in fact the more the merrier - as. long as I get to choose the passenger list, and it's only a one way ticket.

    From = bad; to (with selective...
  36. But what about all the homeless people??

    But what about all the homeless people??
  37. I dunno ...... that's an awful lot of labias.

    I dunno ...... that's an awful lot of labias.
  38. Thread: The Meatball Ratio

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    I've completely replaced the...

    I've completely replaced the beef/pork/veal/lamb/whatev with hard boiled eggs, garam marsala, cream and sweet basil garnish.


    No, it just sounds like a curry.
  39. Holy crap. I may never ski again.

    Holy crap. I may never ski again.
  40. Deleted due extremely poor taste. Sorry...

    Deleted due extremely poor taste. Sorry Kootenayskier.
  41. Thread: Chinese Rat Flu

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    You all seem to have overlooked the fact that it...

    You all seem to have overlooked the fact that it was traced back to a FISH market, therefore ...... carp herp
  42. Thread: Star Trek: Picard

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    As already mentioned, magnificent production...

    As already mentioned, magnificent production quality. The good ol' predictable TNG character portrayal brought a tear to my jaded eye.
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    And dirty, crooked teeth; chicks dig the bad boy...

    And dirty, crooked teeth; chicks dig the bad boy teeth.
  44. Thread: View right now

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    Seriously?!? You're skiing the Wall? Hell yeah!

    Seriously?!? You're skiing the Wall? Hell yeah!
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    What's the recommended deodorant/anti-perspirant...

    What's the recommended deodorant/anti-perspirant for that?
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    Video of it's ignition would be exciting.

    Video of it's ignition would be exciting.
  47. Thread: View right now

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    Is that a toothpick in that slobberknocker?!?!

    Is that a toothpick in that slobberknocker?!?!
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    Yeah, only I'd make it breakfast.

    Yeah, only I'd make it breakfast.
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    That's r-r-r-r-r-racist.

    That's r-r-r-r-r-racist.
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    I hate it when that happens .......

    I hate it when that happens .......
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