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Wait, I could live somewhere else for cheaper than summit county?
I have always wondered what life would look like if I was unable to enjoy the outdoors. Maybe if I was like a gamer guy who never left the house and just sat around with Mountain Dew and hot pockets in some super cheap but very nice house in the midwest, screaming at a headset and gawking at a massive monitor for days on end. If I am ever incapacitated by some kind of devastating injury, then you'll know where to find me, wasting away in my own air conditioned paradise with Cheetos colored fingers far from the beautiful scenery that I've become desensitized to over the last 30 year. No tourists to deal with, no overpriced restaurants, lots of cheap tacos, and the bright green sugary energy drinks flow from a fountain like the salmon of Capistrano. Might not be so bad really.