here it is.Quote:
Originally Posted by vinnaya gem indeed. have you posted the original email?
I'm surprised she actulally responded to this.
Makes me think she might have been a troll after all.
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Originally Posted by bad_rooA different tack...
Hi,
Can you include more information on your displacement in cubic inches?
I have a high-capacity swamp cooler for those hot Tahoe summers and it
needs constant adjustment based on the ambient temperature, the
relative humidity and the specific heat capacity of the air inside my
luxurious lumberjack cabin in Rubicon Bay. Perhaps the most attractive
aspect of the house is the hardwearing vinyl flooring that is now so
collectable. I have a paisley print in the head and it matches the
curtains in all but colour and pattern.
I have a tortoise, but I'm certain it could become accustomed to two
small dogs. It's a fast learner and is fully toilet trained. You
mentioned that two of the dogs are smallish but how big are the rest
of them? I'm rather frightened of large dogs since a visit to Juarez
in 1997 when my shoes fell off. I was intrigued to know more about the
delicious encounter mentioned in the ad. Can you bake? I'm rather fond
of stovetop stuffing and would be willing to trade Betty Crocker
products for rent if you could source them in industrial quantities. I
also have a friend who works at a local pizza delivery company who can
get you as many toppings as you like on a deep pan good through Friday
to Monday for just 99c.
My lumberjack cabin has six bedrooms which could prove difficult for
you to come to terms with. It also has a deck overlooking scenic Lake
Tahoe with no visual impairment from satellite dishes or chemical
toilet paraphernalia and a hot tub powered by natural wood chippings.
I also have a wood chipper which is fun to crank up on a Sunday
morning. I have also built an 18th century siege cannon in the back
yard, which is great for hurling old refrigerators into the lake.
Swimming in the lake is not really recommended because it's not only
rather cold but the large number of old refrigerators in the water
tends to make it rather dangerous. My old lodger came down with
tetanus which was a very messy affair. I don't think he'd kept up to
dates with his jabs, instead spending all of his disposable income on
subscriptions to Black Tail.
I spend my weekends skiing, snowmobiling and playing Laserquest, so I
tend to keep myself to myself. If this sounds interesting to you,
please send some pictures of your dogs and the undersides of your feet
(I have an allergy to athletes foot fungus).
Regards
Andy