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Weapon has never been fired with lethality - hand me (straight) down from a cop
Guy getz out of his fire engine red jacked pickup. Olive toned, wife beater, tats,thick, late 30s - with a bat in his hands. We're on the shoulder in heavy 3 lane metro commute traffic.
I had pulled over immediately while observing his hand signals, so he had a little waaz to walk.
Hmm... I'm in no rush and have the bushbeater in back of the thigh. 20 paces out, I flash it. He says something indistinguishable from the distance and heads back to his truck.
Used to carry a scrubbed throw-away, but that's not necessary anymore.
I've flashed the pistola when I thought it would be helpful, but it's never left the holster.
Nah I’m good.
Armed scared pussies (both aggressor and defender) in a modern privileged western democracy annoy me.
I'd just like to addend this accurate statement with - lets not forget the he man women haters club male karen persona layer of these talking turds via tete-a-tete before the bonus round. I think they practice in the mirror before they take this Tude into the wild.
Never really getting past the eye contact with ferocity attempt with me, thankfully. I've been told in intimate detail, apparently I have a grimace that liquifies iron and my mildly happy gaze melts wax.
I'm workin on it . Really I Am
I'm reminded of the very smart dummy who repeats; everyone has a plan until they get punched in the face.
Old School or OG still showing assets, like... respect is implied until otherwise noted. Gone, like the 4th amendment. toast and soon extinct
Can't we all just getalong
annoying
Looking at some used RV ads and the pictures are just vacation photos
Out walking the dog and a bunch of ACs running. It was 52 for a low and 55 right now. Come on open a window.
Phone autocorrect making my texts look like I don't understand basic grammar. For some reason it seems to think "its" isn't a word and that "it's" is always what I want. Same with "were" and "we're." WTF?
That's ducking annoying.
My phone changes from we’re to were once it sees the rest of the sentence and realizes. But I spent a long time fighting it.
The common cold which has sucked since the dawn of time.
Which now also induces fears of rat flu.
Prolly not since dawn.
You'd be good with your fam, tribe, local nation...until peeps from far away come on by...
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Ski topsheets that aren’t reversible.
Yeah. They look cool. But sometimes you need to swap left and right.
^haha! He described the guy as thick too! Sounds horny!
^but what if they’re thick, olive skinned baddies and you want to size them up
Well shit, then you pull over, preferably at a rest stop off the highway, or as I call them, “the bathhouses of the 90’s”
I love when someone tries to post a story that makes them seem like some stereotypical movie star badass and it ends up being male erotica.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IVTRpTHPs3o
Annoying? Or amusing. But it’s shitty
I don’t have anything to add- just want to thank you all for the last page or so. You’re appreciated
So all these road ragers are just sexually repressed bi-guys who want me to pull over to smooch?
Back on topic…you know those stupid 2 second ‘reels’ previews on Facebook? The ones that make it appear as if some awful disaster is going to happen, but really nothing unusual does?
Those annoy me.
Amateur hour.
What’s Facebook?
You’re looking for the things that amuse you thread
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Okay so what does the general TGR squad think of this situation? I'll try to be brief.
Every winter my buddy and I go on a trip to BC somewhere. This is something that developed over the past 10-ish years of him joining me on my annual winter adventures. Purpose of trip is to explore and go hard every day - hiking for the goods, getting cliffed out, all on the menu. It's a perfect situation because I am the best skier on the mountain and he's the best snowboarder. We've done this for a long time, it's basically an unwavering tradition (or so I thought).
A couple weeks ago, I get a call from him and he says he's booked the exact same trip that we took last year but for him and his wife, who is a close friend as well. I feel a little betrayed, but not to worry - they both still want me to come "you good with these dates?"
I instantly say I'm gonna pass on that one, citing the reason "what am I gonna do - just sit in the hotel cuck chair and watch you guys bang? That sounds a bit weird, man."
Some more discussion follows, encouraging me to reconsider as they've already discussed this and come anyway - it'll be fun. Apparently I'm the only person who it wouldn't be weird at all having around as the third wheel. Whole purpose of these trips is to just shred the gnar anyhow so who really cares. Conversation ends with me promising to 'plant the seed' with my wife so my departure is mutually-agreed as always. Will need about 2 weeks to lock-in and confirm due to an insanely busy schedule at the start of Sep where we are essentially just roommates and not husband/wife.
Fast-forward to a week or 2 later. Yesterday afternoon, I get home from work, have 15 minutes to myself, and for some reason a Revy video is recommended on youtube. Start watching it while I eat an apple, and I get a text: gist is "hey bro, don't want you to come with me and my wife, I just want to go alone with her. hope we can get back on our annual trip next year. hope you understand."
I did not respond to this text. I had to laugh out loud given the timing - happening at the exact moment I was watching some Revy footage thinking about that exact upcoming trip.
Also the irony of me getting cut from my own annual trip on the same day that I'm ruining kids' lives making final cuts from a rep baseball team is not lost on me.
Skiing isn't supposed to be annoying, but at this moment it is. So I guess the real question is, where am I flying solo this winter?
Oh, and my wife can't come because she's a teacher. She gets a week off in March, which is the entire family trip somewhere (ie: fun but not a shred-fest).