Shit that annoys you

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Originally Posted by Danno

What do you do when wearing athletic shorts? I sure as fuck hope you don't drop them to your knees. You pull the waistband down, and then what? Fish through the cock slot for your junk? Or do you grab both waistbands (shorts and underwear) and pull them both down?

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Well thats a completely different ballgame man. Apples to oranges. Of course in that example you just grab both waistbands and pull down. Its all about the time spent!

In light of that (time spent); when you're wearing pants - instead of just unzipping your fly (i.e. your pants cock slot) and going right through both slots, you unbuckle your belt, unbutton your pants, unzip, and then pull down your drawers? And then the reverse on the other side?? All that extra time and effort! I'm thinking your adding an extra 5 seconds on either side of the event doing all that. 10 seconds times, say, 6 times a day (I don't know, how much water and/or beer do you drink?) times 7 days a week, 52 weeks a year, (lets call it 60 for the math), times, say, 70 years is 70 hours! Thats like three days of your life wasted fumbling with a belt and buttons instead of just using the cock slots for their intended purposes!

Friend of mine/next door neighbor nearly got taken out today, backing out of his driveway, but a guy passing on the wrong side of the double yellow line. I was nearly taken out twice last winter while shoveling snow, same offense.

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Originally Posted by Brownski

Last week I walked into the bathroom at a minor league baseball game and was somewhat surprised to see a dude at a urinal with his pants all the way down around his ankles and his fingers in his ass as he peed. I didn’t judge. I’m sure he had his reasons. So if Danno doesn’t want to use his cock slot, well, that’s ok with me too.

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Fify

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Originally Posted by BmillsSkier

Somehow, the trucknuts discussion all of 1 page back seemed less weird than this one.

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Yeah. That’s on me. I ran into a few Bulgarians at a bar here in Amsterdam and I drank a LOT of jenever so I was in an interesting head space.

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Originally Posted by KQ

First it was sitting vs. standing to pee then bung hole washing now this.

What the hell is going on?!!

Def. annoying.

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You forgot peeing in the dark.

The Dam in summertime drinking jenever, now that’s a good time.

Smoke a bit and nap it off with some tall blondes over in Vondelpark.

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Originally Posted by BmillsSkier

The Dam in summertime drinking jenever, now that’s a good time.

Smoke a bit and nap it off with some tall blondes over in Vondelpark.

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Taking a nap with a couple of tall blondes does sound nice…

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Originally Posted by Danno

What do you do when wearing athletic shorts? I sure as fuck hope you don't drop them to your knees. You pull the waistband down, and then what? Fish through the cock slot for your junk? Or do you grab both waistbands (shorts and underwear) and pull them both down?

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I pull a short leg up and piss out the bottom of the leg hole. Go with gravity. But, my penis is big and weighs a lot so lifting it over the waistband is difficult. YMMV.

Oh, and underwear annoys me. I don’t wear it

Freballin'!

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Originally Posted by KQ

People that pass you only to take the next left that is with in 200 ft. give or take (50mph two lane county road).

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People that pass you hiking only to stop and rest a short time later. And do it again. The third time I don't get out of their way. Or the second if I'm feeling grouchy, which is most of the time.

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Originally Posted by old goat

People that pass you hiking only to stop and rest a short time later. And do it again. The third time I don't get out of their way. Or the second if I'm feeling grouchy, which is most of the time.

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Really? They’re in a different cadence than you. Is it hard to let somebody pass? If they pass and get in the way, sure, or if you have to do some gyrations to let them pass. Maybe you’re hiking along a sheer cliff and have to risk life and limb to let them pass?

Otherwise I’m not sure why you’d bring that kind of aggression to a walk in the woods.

Not that I’m not weirdly aggressive plenty in my own life.

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Originally Posted by old goat

People that pass you hiking only to stop and rest a short time later. And do it again. The third time I don't get out of their way. Or the second if I'm feeling grouchy, which is most of the time.

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Must suck lugging that garbage can around with you everywhere you go.

you guys haven't been hiking on a popular trail lately... i'm with the old goat on this one.


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fact.

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Originally Posted by old goat

People that pass you hiking only to stop and rest a short time later. And do it again. The third time I don't get out of their way. Or the second if I'm feeling grouchy, which is most of the time.

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Ask them if they have heard the ‘GOOD NEWS! ‘ about Jesus and Veganism.
I GUARANTEE that you won’t see them again.

(Unless, God forbid, they are Born Again Christian Vegans, in which case, you are fucked. )

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Originally Posted by rideit

Ask them if they have heard the ‘GOOD NEWS! ‘ about Jesus and Veganism.
I GUARANTEE that you won’t see them again.

(Unless, God forbid, they are Born Again Christian Vegans, in which case, you are fucked. )

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In that case--hare krishna
And WTF is a hiking cadence. You walk until you get there. Then you stop. Then you go back. What's so hard about that?
I've noticed that male hikers have been particularly bad about starting and stopping and starting and stopping lately. Then I realized that it's because they have to go off in the woods and drop trou to piss because underwear these days apparently doesn't have a cock slit.

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Originally Posted by old goat

In that case--ašhadu ʾan lā ʾilāha ʾilla -llāh

And WTF is a hiking cadence. You walk until you get there. Then you stop. Then you go back. What's so hard about that?

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Seriously? Some people like to just keep walking at a steady pace, some people like to take frequent stops, people are different. Not everyone hikes the same way and your way isn't the "right" way.

Of course it is. It says so in "Mountainieering; The Freedom of the Hills".

yes it is...



fact.

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Originally Posted by singlecross

I pull a short leg up and piss out the bottom of the leg hole. Go with gravity

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Bingo

Had the kids at the local pool today and the lifeguards were playing music through a Bluetooth speaker.

Pool doesn't usually have music on, so I was appreciative despite it being a 17 year old's playlist.

Then out of nowhere I heard the distinctive bass line of Talking Heads "Psycho Killer" kick on.

Alright, I said to the boys. Finally a good song!

A full 4 bars of bass and then some shitty pop song kicked in.

Fuck sampling good music if you're gonna tease the song with it and then ruin it.

Mix it in with your stuff if you want, but don't just let it play.

Definitely annoyed.

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Originally Posted by JayPowHound

Had the kids at the local pool today and the lifeguards were playing music through a Bluetooth speaker.

Pool doesn't usually have music on, so I was appreciative despite it being a 17 year old's playlist.

Then out of nowhere I heard the distinctive bass line of Talking Heads "Psycho Killer" kick on.

Alright, I said to the boys. Finally a good song!

A full 4 bars of bass and then some shitty pop song kicked in.

Fuck sampling good music if you're gonna tease the song with it and then ruin it.

Mix it in with your stuff if you want, but don't just let it play.

Definitely annoyed.

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That should be a capital offense, teasing Psycho Killer like that.

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Originally Posted by riser4

That should be a capital offense, teasing Psycho Killer like that.

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Pretty sure it was this. It just annoyed me again watching the start of the video.

Palate cleanser:

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Originally Posted by rideit

Ask them if they have heard the ‘GOOD NEWS! ‘ about Jesus and Veganism.
I GUARANTEE that you won’t see them again.

(Unless, God forbid, they are Born Again Christian Vegans, in which case, you are fucked. )

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Don't hike with Moby.

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Originally Posted by old goat

Of course it is. It says so in "Mountainieering; The Freedom of the Hills".

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Originally Posted by m2711c

yes it is...



fact.

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waydamanutee... wahaht?

this is worse than forgetting how the Ogden scale wrx

fuck that. that's way more than a "sample"

do people have any idea of how weather actually works?

it’s one of those god damn days when everything and everyone is fkn annoying

my girl called me mister grumpy pants



grumble grumble grumble

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Originally Posted by ~mikey b

it’s one of those god damn days when everything and everyone is fkn annoying

my girl called me mister grumpy pants



grumble grumble grumble

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So…according to her you’re annoying?

;)

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Originally Posted by ~mikey b

it’s one of those god damn days when everything and everyone is fkn annoying

my girl called me mister grumpy pants



grumble grumble grumble

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I hear you. Someone kicked the hive; fucking chaos all day long. Reboot tomorrow and try again.

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Originally Posted by ~mikey b

it’s one of those god damn days when everything and everyone is fkn annoying

my girl called me mister grumpy pants



grumble grumble grumble

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Please cross-post to 'What are you too old to deal with anymore ... '

and remember, like flyover- says,

Tomorrow is a new day.


skiJ

People who eat during Zoom calls annoy me.

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Originally Posted by Meadow Skipper

So…according to her you’re annoying?

;)

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oh I’m definitely the problem

grouchy old fuck

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Originally Posted by JayPowHound

Had the kids at the local pool today and the lifeguards were playing music through a Bluetooth speaker.

Pool doesn't usually have music on, so I was appreciative despite it being a 17 year old's playlist.

Then out of nowhere I heard the distinctive bass line of Talking Heads "Psycho Killer" kick on.

Alright, I said to the boys. Finally a good song!

A full 4 bars of bass and then some shitty pop song kicked in.

Fuck sampling good music if you're gonna tease the song with it and then ruin it.

Mix it in with your stuff if you want, but don't just let it play.

Definitely annoyed.

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Come on down to my pool. The guards are still teenagers but the music they play over the soundsystem this summer has been so choice. Dead, classic rock, 90s alternative even some classic hip-hop (radio edit versions). We even complimented them one day when we heard One More Saturday Night followed by the Pixies' Debaser followed by Beck's E-Pro.

They’re just playin the golden oldies for ya geezers like the Grocery Stores do now ;)

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Originally Posted by mcski

They’re just playin the golden oldies for ya geezers like the Grocery Stores do now ;)

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I saw a high schooler in a Nirvana T shirt the other day and realized that they are further from Nirvana than I was from the Beatles when I was rocking a Beatles shirt in high school

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Originally Posted by mcski

They’re just playin the golden oldies for ya geezers like the Alpine Meadows do now ;)

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FIFY

This new audio ad on Tapatalk that all of a sudden auto plays. I don't even see it visually to kill it.

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Originally Posted by jackstraw

This new audio ad on Tapatalk that all of a sudden auto plays. I don't even see it visually to kill it.

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$1 a month and all ads gone. Only app I pay for and it is worth it

Who on earth uses Tapatalk? I tried it and I was sick of pics of naked ladies from the NSFW thread being what displayed for TRG. It wasn't something I wanted to explain to anyone.