How many abortions have you had?Quote:
Originally Posted by OldLarry
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How many abortions have you had?Quote:
Originally Posted by OldLarry
Frozen pipes
Um, what?Quote:
Originally Posted by Tippster
Well you said you were an underage hottie in the NYC club scene...Quote:
Originally Posted by OldLarry
Having to pee after dumping out and washing hands.
The lady on the train who scolded me for not taking the tiny corner seat, but the one next to it instead. Sorry lady, if one of you tiny people wants the knee crusher position, be my guest. But as a normal sized human being I don't fit.
That new dog on Family Guy
Wait, what?
Old Larry got passed around like a coke spoon in the 80sQuote:
Originally Posted by iceman
OL: if you can still fit in off the rack Hermes and Burberry then you're not fat. That's what I tell myself.Quote:
Originally Posted by OldLarry
Back on track: realizing that you're still at the bottom of the priority chain when making family Christmas plans - ie. everyone else's plans are superior to yours since you don't have two 3 year olds. It's our vacation too people!
I think I should create a "Suck Up Your 1st World Fucking Problem, Bitch!" alias. If I knew how to create an alias (shit that doesn't annoy me).Quote:
Originally Posted by BmillsSkier
People who believe this kind of shit without questioning it.Quote:
Originally Posted by guroo270
This guy in the steam room that exfoliates himself with brillo pad every night and doesn't bother to put a towel down. I called him out and he is chinese and ignored me. Perhaps he doesnt understand me.
This guy in the steam room that exfoliates himself with brillo pad every night and doesn't bother to put a towel down. I called him out and he is chinese and ignored me. Perhaps he doesnt understand me. I may smack him next time.
I think the brillo pad is stuck somewhere.
I had to ask a guy to stop shaving his stomach in the steam. What's wrong with people.Quote:
Originally Posted by Ski to Be
Public steam rooms=3rd floor bathroom
Just so ya know-
I'm a member (not public), but since your comment will enter my mind each and every time i step into a steam for the rest of my life, I think I'll have the one in my house reinstalled (it was taken out during bathroom remodel)Quote:
Originally Posted by OldLarry
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Originally Posted by MMP
at one gym i was at i would end up in the hottub after working out at the same time almost every time as this very unfit individual who would take his "cleansing shower before entering the pool or the hottub" at the public shower next to the pool. and every time he would blow his fucking snot all over the floor mats. just fucking disgusting.
public pool & gym stoke
http://forum.slowtwitch.com/Slowtwit...l...._P1036721
so true at our Y, especially fat old guy/gal with waist floaty thing floating in the deep.Quote:
Originally Posted by acinpdx
you know what annoys me? people that run meetings where they pass out a printed agenda, and do nothing to keep the meeting on-point, on agenda, or from becoming a free-for-all waste of time, by allowing people all the leeway they want to share personal anecdotes, and ask questions only relevant to them. Granted people should know what to do as a meeting participant, but a lack of meeting moderation drives me insane.
Personally I think it's weird when people pass out hard copies of anything.Quote:
Originally Posted by MMP
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My annoyance for the day: people who pronounce the word "asterisk" asterick.
It annoys me when people run meetings where they pass out a printed agenda with their power point presentation...then they read from it and add nothing. Why don't you just e-mail me a copy, I'll take 15min to read it and save the other 45minutes of my life.Quote:
Originally Posted by MMP
That would be annoying as fuck. I hate the fucking eagles, man.Quote:
Originally Posted by commonlaw
Yeah, that song "Bye Bye Miss Witchy Woman" is terrible.Quote:
Originally Posted by Danno
Presidents of the United States that say Nucular as apposed to Nuclear ( current president excluded). It doesn't make me feel very safe when the person that could push the button doesn't even know how to pronounce the name of the tech.
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Originally Posted by The AD
Lemme aks you a question.Quote:
Originally Posted by Ski to Be
People who don't think before they act and can't fucking put two and two together. We're working with potentially dangerous animals here, can we please exercise some critical thinking skills?!
The bonus 4 digits at the end of a Zipcode.
Its not our problem we just need the 7 digits the rest is up to the USPS.
Roommate eating all my eggs, leaving only one. did the same thing last week.
busted him this time, I don't mind him eating some eggs, but leaving one?!? You might as well drink my last beer too.
^^^^^^arntcha a lil old to have roommates?:fm:
rog
Pretty much any meeting that has more than 3 people or takes more than 15 minutes is destined to be useless.Quote:
Originally Posted by smartyiak
Everyone out here has roommates, moran. It's called "living teh dream".Quote:
Originally Posted by icelanticskier
Did I mention I live 80ft from the chair? How's your 3hr drive each direction, and 5mile approach to your favorite "big mtn" local treating you?:the_finge
US Zip Codes are 5 digits, dood.Quote:
Originally Posted by Dhelihiker
dolts that bring in binders with no screws
to be mounted
Dolts that hold certain presidents to a lesser standard because they're black.Quote:
Originally Posted by Ski to Be
That's racist, yo.
Dolts that bring political asshattery into the main forum. STFU.Quote:
Originally Posted by BmillsSkier
Sarcastometer broken or did your 55 year old roommate eat that too? Talk about things that are annoying. :rolleyes2Quote:
Originally Posted by My Pet Powder Goat
lifties who slam the chair into your ass because you burnt them onlineQuote:
Originally Posted by BmillsSkier