Religious wack-jobs canvasing on a Saturday morning and waking entire family. Fucking zealots.
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Religious wack-jobs canvasing on a Saturday morning and waking entire family. Fucking zealots.
Jehovah's, mormon, or paleo?Quote:
Originally Posted by HansJob
Spelling Nazis. :tongue:Quote:
Originally Posted by The AD
Jacktards complaining about no stoke on the annoys you page... Why won't you love me daddy?
Reading your illiterate ramblings.Quote:
Originally Posted by Shadam
Any variation of "Keep Calm and..."
Played out, no longer clever and ubiquitous
I see that saying on a shirt almost every day now, usually with something stupid.Quote:
Originally Posted by dumpy
I saw one that said "Get pissed and break shit" that I thought was pretty funny.
Didn't ask. They left when I opened the door and yelled, "Tits or get the fuck out."Quote:
Originally Posted by Mazderati
"We're here to talk to you about your cholesterol level…"Quote:
Originally Posted by Mazderati
I hate people who bitch about getting shitty service at dives.
Your whole tab is like 50 bucks, get over the fine dining expectations of a server bringing their A game.
And the guy who thinks some angel is going to hire said server from a dive to their dream job, that was rich.
Same theatre as PeeWee?
Someone sending in a request to a group e-mail.
The person in charge, jokingly reply-alling that they won't help them.
Then a second later re-reply-alling to say they were only joking and they are working on the request.
Then a second later re-re-reply-alling that they wanted to call out a type-o in their last email.
While on the topic of e-mail annoyances:
People who:
Mark every e-mail with an "important" exclamation point- even if it's just spam about an upcoming event and relevent to only maybe 10% of recipients. These people's e-mails are more likely to be ignored.
and
Copy the department head(who is super busy) on every mundane request e-mail, which leads me/my team to check with said department head first to see if there is any backstory, find out there isn't and then by the time we are finally able to circle back with the requester, it's a whole business day later. Super efficient.
Another email annoyance. People that stop by your office a second after they send an email to see if you have seen the email they just sent. You say ne and then proceed to stand there watching you like a dumbshit while you read the email and wait for you to respond.
Do you answer yourself? :wink:Quote:
Originally Posted by spook
people who post stupid inane shit complaining about other people posting inane stupid shit.
Airplane intercoms. Jeebus, shut the fuck up already; we know you're glad to have us aboard, we know how a seat-belt works, we know that in the event of an emergency we're all gonna die.
And any mouth-breathing troglodytes who need to have this shit explained to them should not be allowed to fly.
And while we're at it, fat passenger next to me: Is it really true that you can't make it two goddamn hours without an infusion of Pepsi? Really?
Did you guys know that they tell you to get in that tuck position during impact so you instantly snap your neck and die? It's cheaper for the airlines to pay for a death than a lifetime of medical bills. Good people, those airlines.
Um, no: http://www.snopes.com/travel/airline/brace.aspQuote:
Originally Posted by guroo270
http://www.theonion.com/video/faa-is...n-crash,34701/Quote:
Originally Posted by guroo270
Boogers that stick to your finger
http://youtu.be/C4FUfHbR2ug..........
Managers that send you an email because they want you to be available to come to work immediately and don't bother to follow up with a phone call.
Employees who aren't available when I ping them.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6IjCLYoxLxA&feature=player_detailpage
People learning to play the guitar, using an amp and playing the same awful shit for 8 hours straight, 7 days a week.
People who I barely know giving me a facebook request. I reserve that for people I know better than a work colleague and/or friend of friend.
and then trying to explain why we don't have texting on our plan.Quote:
Originally Posted by spook
This. Has this happen just the other day. Chick who was literally supermodel hot when we were 16- family friend. Literally refused to speak to or acknowledge me when growing up and every time I have seen her as an adult. Now has moved to town and wants to be friends on Facebook. Oh really? You know my name now?Quote:
Originally Posted by Altaholic
Is or was supermodel hot?Quote:
Originally Posted by OldLarry
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What's your real name so I can friend you, then her?Quote:
Originally Posted by OldLarry
You should show her who's boss.Quote:
Originally Posted by OldLarry
Fat chicks with small tits. WTF is the point of that?!!
Sent from one of those fancy cellular telephones
Was- now drug addled shell of a person with major issues away from that. The effect of hanging with euritrash at club USA, limelight, etc as an under aged hottie in the 80s/90s.Quote:
Originally Posted by Labcabin
Way too many ads when I'm streaming shows on ComedyCentral.com
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Originally Posted by Labcabin
OldLarry is and was supermodel hot
I'm too sexy for my loafers.Quote:
Originally Posted by telemike
Right said Larry
I'm realizing I went out and busted my ass to get a CCNA certification which, in the end, I will probably never use.
Persian coffee vendor downstairs just discovered Don McLean and is hard of hearing.
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