Shit that annoys you

They were $3 or something on STP. Everyone's gonna love 'em. Works well, I might add. Although, Ice's comment made me chuckle.

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Originally Posted by iceman

Look, they invented the "glove".

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But with 6 fingers

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Originally Posted by hikesalot

But with 6 fingers

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You don't have two thumbs on both hands? How do you beat off?

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Originally Posted by Danno

Products that are completely fucking retarded.

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And Guroo ordered 6 of them:fmicon:

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Originally Posted by flowing alpy

i like to box my own left overs, placing them in the box according to how i want the foods to interact and gel together.
nothing against the help just that once it hits my table i do not want my food going back anywhere but home.
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I'm with bobby on this one

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Originally Posted by My Pet Powder Goat

And Guroo ordered 6 of them:fmicon:

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somebody bought the pet rock, too.

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Originally Posted by spook

somebody bought the pet rock, too.

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Leave my pet rock out of this.

Fannie Mae. They're really fucking annoying me right now.

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Originally Posted by jmedslc

That's my deal too. I'm somewhat germ enthusiastic and don't want my food subject to random contamination either by a pissed off server or untrained staff.

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plus why let them spit in your food twice

" One simple trick..."

Shitty email forwards from my mom. I usually delete them, but sometimes she'll ask me about them on our "sunday phone call".

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Originally Posted by shredgnar

Gondola rides with people who want to talk and make new friends. Give me awkward silence any day...

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People who think just cause I talk to them in Gondola ride that I'm trying to make a new friend.
Awkward

People who, when they talk on the phone, sound like they're chewing on the phone/make disgusting breathing noises.

I'm at a pub trying to get a late lunch. This 20 year old twit has not stopped talking on her IPhone since I walked in. She took my drink order by taking the phone away from her ear for 3 secs. She just waited a 4 top the same way. I know she is 20 because she just told her friend on the phone about her 21st bday party. She is really nice actually but fuckin delusional about service. Wtf

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Originally Posted by philth

I'm at a pub trying to get a late lunch. This 20 year old twit has not stopped talking on her IPhone since I walked in. She took my drink order by taking the phone away from her ear for 3 secs. She just waited a 4 top the same way. I know she is 20 because she just told her friend on the phone about her 21st bday party. She is really nice actually but fuckin delusional about service. Wtf

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Throw your empty drink at her when you want another. That should get her attention.

I got $10 if you give her a shit tip because of the lousy service, she'll blame you.

Obsequious servers of either gender who think being smarmy can cover up doing a shitty job.

Things I want out of a server, in order: 1) polite efficient service, 2) see #1

shit tip?

no tip if I'm at that table - and I'll tell her why

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Originally Posted by jmedslc

That's my deal too. I'm somewhat germ enthusiastic...

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I personally am not all that enthusiastic about germs.

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Originally Posted by philth

I'm at a pub trying to get a late lunch. This 20 year old twit has not stopped talking on her IPhone since I walked in. She took my drink order by taking the phone away from her ear for 3 secs. She just waited a 4 top the same way. I know she is 20 because she just told her friend on the phone about her 21st bday party. She is really nice actually but fuckin delusional about service. Wtf

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where the hell is the pub owner? here's my old guy rant - all this technology has just made more people stupid IMO when it comes to basic conversation/interaction/communication skills. if they can't hold a phone in their hands they're lost. there, that was a nice broad stroke of calling today's youth ignorant. though I know they're intelligent as hell.......that's the part that pisses me off. they should know better.

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Originally Posted by telemike

shit tip?

no tip if I'm at that table - and I'll tell her why

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bingo - winner.

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Originally Posted by smartyiak

As someone who flies a shit-ton, the only thing worse that having to put your carry-on in an overhead 5 rows back and having to battle everyone when the plane lands to get back to it

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I don't understand why everyone has to crowd into the fucking aisle as soon as the seatbelt light goes off. You'd think there's some kind of award for removing your bag from the overhead the fastest or something. If your bag is five rows back you've got zero chance of getting to it.

I go to this place often with friends. The place has a big local following that don't know or care about real service anyway. The owner does not give a shit and loves to play the " don't like it don't come back" act. I am friends with her as well somehow. The food is actually good. I told the last server at this place that every table of tourists you wait on is like a free interview with someone that could change your life. They could help you get out of this town that you hate. She looked at me with a blank stare and walked away. So i declined lunch and sat with my drink. Then servers 2 friends roll in and the fun got started. These three aired out shit that was gold. Everybody was pissed at the local ski resort for not hiring them back. They also hate anybody they ever worked for. Girl at bar: Can you believe my ex husband got married already, what an asshole" Girl 2: "Didnt you cheat on him soon after you got married". Girl 1: "fuck him, he had no idea about that." Server: "yea, fuck him". It went on till I left. I am afraid for these people. Really. Girl 1 was a smokeshow btw.

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Originally Posted by The AD

I don't understand why everyone has to crowd into the fucking aisle as soon as the seatbelt light goes off. You'd think there's some kind of award for removing your bag from the overhead the fastest or something. If your bag is five rows back you've got zero chance of getting to it.

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I don't fly all that often but when I do I'm perfectly happy to just remain seated and let the thundering herd trample each other 'til the aisle clears out. Staying in the seat seems preferable to being sandwiched between strangers who most likely neither smell nor look anything like Emma Watson after a bubble bath.

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Staying in the seat seems preferable to being sandwiched between strangers who most likely neither smell nor look anything like Emma Watson after a bubble bath.

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True that Chainsaw. But if you sitting in the aisle the stink factor is high with your head at ass level. Most people are filthy animals when they travel.

Bars that only serve draft beer in a pint glass. I rarely find a bar anymore that gives you the option of a smaller glass, like a 10 oz pilsner ( Insert lady's glass joke here). Especially with the 20+ tap beer mania. I'd prolly sample more beers that way and sometimes I don't feel like downing a pint of suds.

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Originally Posted by philth

I go to this place often with friends. The place has a big local following that don't know or care about real service anyway.

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Honestly this sounds like alot of places in the area, care to name names?


Companies/stores that post their hours online (easy to check when i am in a meeting) but then close at completely different times.

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Originally Posted by Moeghoul

Bars that only serve draft beer in a pint glass. I rarely find a bar anymore that gives you the option of a smaller glass, like a 10 oz pilsner ( Insert lady's glass joke here). Especially with the 20+ tap beer mania. I'd prolly sample more beers that way and sometimes I don't feel like downing a pint of suds.

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You sure you aren't looking for wine coolers? A decent nerd beer bar should offer tasters of one small size or another these days.

shit tip/no tip, whatever, 90% of them will still view it as your problem. reason #99 shit sucks.

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Originally Posted by Hugh Conway

You sure you aren't looking for wine coolers? A decent nerd beer bar should offer tasters of one small size or another these days.

shit tip/no tip, whatever, 90% of them will still view it as your problem. reason #99 shit sucks.

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I've been to a few places that offer "flights" like wine, but then I have 5 or six little glasses that sit there getting warm. I'd like to simply taste a beer, which most places are willing to give you a sip, and then get a shorter glass of that beer. Rinse and repeat for the next glass of beer.

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Originally Posted by Moeghoul

Bars that only serve draft beer in a pint glass. I rarely find a bar anymore that gives you the option of a smaller glass, like a 10 oz pilsner ( Insert lady's glass joke here). Especially with the 20+ tap beer mania. I'd prolly sample more beers that way and sometimes I don't feel like downing a pint of suds.

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Zima, player

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Originally Posted by booner

Zima, player

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Just a smaller glass, that's all.Attachment 145433

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Originally Posted by krp8128

Honestly this sounds like alot of places in the area, care to name names?


Companies/stores that post their hours online (easy to check when i am in a meeting) but then close at completely different times.

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Haaa welcome to SoVt KRP. PM you. The good news is 4 properties just traded in town and I know 2 of em will be owned by actual skiers. Good times ahead.

in case the hearse didn't tip you off, the long line of cars with flags and their lights on and hazards flashing may be an indication that the line of cars you're trying to cut into is a FUCKING FUNERAL PROCESSION!!

goddamn you fucking idiots with no respect for anything. dumbfucks

So what?!... dudes not going to get deader. :wink:

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Originally Posted by Moeghoul

Bars that only serve draft beer in a pint glass. I rarely find a bar anymore that gives you the option of a smaller glass, like a 10 oz pilsner ( Insert lady's glass joke here). Especially with the 20+ tap beer mania. I'd prolly sample more beers that way and sometimes I don't feel like downing a pint of suds.

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I'll counter with what seems to be an alarming trend- bars that have "pint glasses" that are blatantly short of a full pint. Usually have a super thick bottom so you don't notice right away.

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Originally Posted by BigDaddy

So what?!... dudes not going to get deader. :wink:

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the only thing more funny than that is his widow and children. wtf 49 is a good run , right?

My drunk mother on Thanksgiving. Jeesus F.

Two hairs growing out of one hole.

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Originally Posted by hikesalot

But with 6 fingers

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My name is Indigo Montoya. You killed my father. Prepare to die.

Inigo...

the fact that you bitches are still bitching and whinging about first world problems and most of you never bring any stoke to these pages !!!

bring stoke or kill yourself !!!