Shit that annoys you

she's mortified. a good friend of mine is in the loading dock/OH door business. He has quoted them many times and gotten the same treatment. A few weeks ago he was asked out there and saw that they bought something different than he quoted, cheaper, not the exact right way to do it, but cheaper. They wanted him to modify the dock leveler somehow. He said "this isnt what we quoted, you got a quote from someone else for a different product, didnt ask me to quote like equipment, bought from them, and now want ME to make it work? Forget it, and please dont call me anymore" Earlier this week they called and asked him a question. Buddy said "I have no idea what you should do, call your electrician." The guy said "I do the repairs myself and just need advice on how to do it."

We had a good laugh over that one

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Originally Posted by MMP

I own a business. My father in law is a multi-millionaire, sick beach house, winters in Naples, 2014 BMW 650i, a slew of $300 jeans, etc, and he fucking grinds me up every time they ask me to quote work for his business. Gets quotes from piece of shit companies and insinuates that their, design, equipment, labor, service, and desire to make them a happy client is superior to mine. It's wrong and insulting, and this morning I told him to fuck off, do business with the other company, and like the last time he went with someone else, don't call me to fix it when your shit decision making comes home to roost.

His son works for the company, is 27 years old, and just got his wife an X5 as a company car in addition to the car he drives. But you know, grind me for a few grand. The husband of your daughter. What a dick.

/rant-vent

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Bomb in the mail. It's the only option.

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Originally Posted by Bobcat Sig

Bomb in the mail. It's the only option.

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well ya, now that i already smeared dogshit on the 650 door handles

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Originally Posted by MMP

well ya, now that i already smeared dogshit on the 650 door handles

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You've done TGR proud, son.

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Originally Posted by MMP

I own a business. My father in law is a multi-millionaire, sick beach house, winters in Naples, 2014 BMW 650i, a slew of $300 jeans, etc, and he fucking grinds me up every time they ask me to quote work for his business. Gets quotes from piece of shit companies and insinuates that their, design, equipment, labor, service, and desire to make them a happy client is superior to mine. It's wrong and insulting, and this morning I told him to fuck off, do business with the other company, and like the last time he went with someone else, don't call me to fix it when your shit decision making comes home to roost.

His son works for the company, is 27 years old, and just got his wife an X5 as a company car in addition to the car he drives. But you know, grind me for a few grand. The husband of your daughter. What a dick.

/rant-vent

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It's being a multimillionaire 101. I worked for a dick like that in college. His son sold and installed pools for him and didn't even give him a discount on materials to install an inground at his own house. Being a cheap and total asshole make you rich.

I got one down, I just have to learn how to be a cheap fuck.

You are fucking his daughter. Hopefully frequently, and in creative and nasty ways. Graphic images of which inadvertently wander into his limited imagination on occasion when he is stuck in traffic in his 650.

He might bust your balls but sooner or later he will be staring out the window and suddenly see you inside of her, bending her over the dresser, holding a gin and tonic and laughing like a demon. In those moments, you win.

Use the goddamn fucking acceleration lanes you fucktards!!!!

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Assholes who put their carry-on luggage at the front of the plane when their seat is at the back. Thanks, jackass, you just screwed it up for everyone, because the people with seats up front have to work their way against traffic to put their bag above your seat.

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Originally Posted by JoeStrummer

You are fucking his daughter. Hopefully frequently, and in creative and nasty ways. Graphic images of which inadvertently wander into his limited imagination on occasion when he is stuck in traffic in his 650.

He might bust your balls but sooner or later he will be staring out the window and suddenly see you inside of her, bending her over the dresser, holding a gin and tonic and laughing like a demon. In those moments, you win.

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pretty sure that narcissists only think of themselves (and their stacks of cash), but will conquer der poopenhausen just to be on the safe side. (sorry honey, it has to be done).

His two oldest sons are his spawns, and their circle of friends includes each other and their cousin, who has fucked up so many businesses his own father wont help him anymore. They sit around in their million dollar homes and convince each other that people don't like them out of jealousy, but really it's that they're assholes that were born on 3rd base and act like they hit a triple. I could puke.

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Assholes who put their carry-on luggage at the front of the plane when their seat is at the back.

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On a related note, I don't get why people have to get on the plane before their row is called. I know they've got the special pre-boarding, but unless you are in first class or traveling with kids, why would you use it? You're just going to have to get up so I can get to my seat. I don't really understand why you want to be on an airplane any longer than you need to be.

Two more with flying .... After landing and given the ok signal to "deplane", everyone has to crush the isle, Me first, me first....

When at the baggage carousel, all those same fucktards have to cluster fuck themselves right up against it where if everyone just stood back a few feet it would be easier to spot your bag, freely move in, grab it and go.

Oh, and fat chicks.

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You are fucking his daughter. Hopefully frequently, and in creative and nasty ways. Graphic images of which inadvertently wander into his limited imagination on occasion when he is stuck in traffic in his 650.

He might bust your balls but sooner or later he will be staring out the window and suddenly see you inside of her, bending her over the dresser, holding a gin and tonic and laughing like a demon. In those moments, you win.

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JoeStrummer, ladies and gentlemen. :D

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Originally Posted by Captain Awesome

Assholes who put their carry-on luggage at the front of the plane when their seat is at the back. Thanks, jackass, you just screwed it up for everyone, because the people with seats up front have to work their way against traffic to put their bag above your seat.

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I always say something when I see that. Always. Fuck them. "Dood - you left your bag! Are you abandoning a suspect package?"

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Originally Posted by The AD

On a related note, I don't get why people have to get on the plane before their row is called. I know they've got the special pre-boarding, but unless you are in first class or traveling with kids, why would you use it? You're just going to have to get up so I can get to my seat. I don't really understand why you want to be on an airplane any longer than you need to be.

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because IF you have a large carry-on the earlier you get on the plane the better your chance is of fitting it in the overhead bin, of course. Also most airlines do not call by row number, but by zone, which has nothing to do with where you're sitting in coach (other than the exit row) but when you checked in or what your Frequent Flyer status is.

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Also most airlines do not call by row number, but by zone

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Not the ones I usually fly.

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JoeStrummer, ladies and gentlemen. :D

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I know...the guy and Hemingway write the best shit on here. I am always annoyed I can't remember their stuff to plagiarize later.

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I know...the guy and Hemingway write the best shit on here. I am always annoyed I can't remember their stuff to plagiarize later.

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You just solved the riddle right there. Ernjoe Strummingway. Either handle, that shit is gold Jerry...GOLD!!!

SIGNAL STUPID!

http://youtu.be/CzmZyHMwUsA

All the shit that accumulates on your fingers when eating Doritos or similar chips.

New York Jets

Stinkbugs. Especially when we have a warm day after a few cold ones, and they're all of the sudden everywhere again.

Fedex and warehouse employees that don't put "fragile" on a box filled with the easiest glasses in the world to break.

On the bright side, I ordered a case which is 6 glasses. They sent me 6 cases.

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Originally Posted by The AD

On a related note, I don't get why people have to get on the plane before their row is called. I know they've got the special pre-boarding, but unless you are in first class or traveling with kids, why would you use it? You're just going to have to get up so I can get to my seat. I don't really understand why you want to be on an airplane any longer than you need to be.

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I thought the newest industry thinking on this was to allow random boarding or actually encourage it by calling rows randomly?

What should I call them... content whores?

Websites that promote articles and shit on facebook and other outlets that I actually want to enjoy. So I click the link that sends me to their site just to click a link to the site they poached the story from. Seriously, there is a giant market of awful websites that their sole mission is to steal others content to make money. It's awful.

clickbait/clickwhores/theshitthat'smurderingthefuckinginternet

My school computer taking a complete shit a week before finals start. Said computer has everything I need on it since using paper is considered "not environmentally friendly" nowadays.

GoGapers wearing GoPros.

Gondola rides with people who want to talk and make new friends. Give me awkward silence any day...

boxing up my own left-overs at a restaurant last night.....totally wipes out any good vibes from the preceding meal. it's just a stupid thing for an owner to have the customer do it.

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boxing up my own left-overs at a restaurant last night.....totally wipes out any good vibes from the preceding meal. it's just a stupid thing for an owner to have the customer do it.

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As a server, I HATE giving the guest a to-go box to do it themselves, they have to beg me to give them box, I'll have to SLAMMED to give it to them vs. doing it myself. I would rather box it up for the guests when still modestly busy, I want them to leave happy, the smallest things can piss guests off. I work in the industry, so maybe I put stuff to a higher standard.

I HATE IT when servers are lazy. I work in a high-end spot, so I put myself to a higher standard where I want them to return.

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On a related note, I don't get why people have to get on the plane before their row is called. I know they've got the special pre-boarding, but unless you are in first class or traveling with kids, why would you use it? You're just going to have to get up so I can get to my seat. I don't really understand why you want to be on an airplane any longer than you need to be.

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I'm eligible for early boarding and use the shit out of it. So nice to not be hurried to get your shit in the overhead, get all situated etc. Plus the flight attendants pay better attention to you for the whole flight if they see you board early.

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As a server, I HATE giving the guest a to-go box to do it themselves, they have to beg me to give them box, I'll have to SLAMMED to give it to them vs. doing it myself. I would rather box it up for the guests when still modestly busy, I want them to leave happy, the smallest things can piss guests off. I work in the industry, so maybe I put stuff to a higher standard.

I HATE IT when servers are lazy. I work in a high-end spot, so I put myself to a higher standard where I want them to return.

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nice, to me it just cheapens and puts a sour note on the whole dinner.......never understood it, glad to see someone in the industry agrees.

Two things, first it's annoying when it snows right after I clear the driveway, and second, when my nose whistles when I breathe when I'm trying to go to sleep.

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nice, to me it just cheapens and puts a sour note on the whole dinner.......never understood it, glad to see someone in the industry agrees.

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I think there must be some rationale behind that, that either people were bitching about the boxes not being clean, or thinking that people spit in their food, or something like that. You never saw that 20 years ago and now it seems like the rule most places.

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Originally Posted by Gripen

I'm eligible for early boarding and use the shit out of it. So nice to not be hurried to get your shit in the overhead, get all situated etc. Plus the flight attendants pay better attention to you for the whole flight if they see you board early.

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As someone who flies a shit-ton, the only thing worse that having to put your carry-on in an overhead 5 rows back and having to battle everyone when the plane lands to get back to it is: no overhead room, having to check the bag, then wait at the luggage turnstile for your one carry-on.

Like Gripen, I'm eligible for early boarding...and use the shit out of it.

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As someone who flies a shit-ton, the only thing worse that having to put your carry-on in an overhead 5 rows back and having to battle everyone when the plane lands to get back to it is: no overhead room, having to check the bag, then wait at the luggage turnstile for your one carry-on.

Like Gripen, I'm eligible for early boarding...and use the shit out of it.

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doesnt first class always board first?:fmicon:

Had a little bit of an disagreement the other day with a skywaitress who told me that I had to put my briefcase-sized bag under the seat in front of me. She maintained that the space above was reserved for large bags, I asked if it was reasonable that I be penalized and lose my foot space simply because I had packed efficiently. That was somewhat annoying, except I won.

People who delete their acct. Don't want to post anymore, just stop posting.

I bought about 6 of these for Christmas gifts. It's a designated glove for cleaning puppy paws so you don't have to flop all around with a towel. All my dog wants to do is rip it off my hand and run away with it. It's her favorite new toy. It's the first time she hasn't realized when, "Hey, that's my hand inside there."
http://i.stpost.com/spotless-paws-th..._01~1500.2.jpg

I 2nd, or 6th the to go box drop off for the patron to scoop food into. Fuck that. I've been to some really nice restaurants where they do this. Take the fucking plate with the food back to the kitchen and put it in a to go container. It saves trips, too. It's always awkward doing it sitting down. Stand up right next to the waiter while he's at your table and do it.

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I bought about 6 of these for Christmas gifts. It's a designated glove for cleaning puppy paws so you don't have to flop all around with a towel. All my dog wants to do is rip it off my hand and run away with it. It's her favorite new toy. It's the first time she hasn't realized when, "Hey, that's my hand inside there."
http://i.stpost.com/spotless-paws-th..._01~1500.2.jpg

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Products that are completely fucking retarded.

Look, they invented the "glove".

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Originally Posted by iceman

Had a little bit of an disagreement the other day with a skywaitress who told me that I had to put my briefcase-sized bag under the seat in front of me. She maintained that the space above was reserved for large bags, I asked if it was reasonable that I be penalized and lose my foot space simply because I had packed efficiently. That was somewhat annoying, except I won.

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most people would simply do what they are told. They're the people that ski in others tracks in the woods.