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Douche bag parents (assistant coaches) that take their first certification class for coaching and then know 8000 ways I need to change things.
Same guys that stand around and just watch drills instead of doing any kind of actual coaching. Fuck your faces you fucking losers.
So there is no cure really.Quote:
Originally Posted by guroo270
When I pay a chick to choke me with my own belt and she barely applies any pressure at all.
When I tell you I cannot get an erection unless I am panicked and seeing stars against an exploding black curtain, this doesn't mean I want you to lose your nerve when you see tears in my eyes and the beds of my fingernails turning blue. We are still a loonnnggg way from the finish line at that point. Read Timothy 2:11, whore!! You took my money, now finsh the job!
I know this is a common problem for most of us but that doesn't mean it's not annoying.
JoeStrummer, ladies and gentlemen.
People aka Glu-tards who do the Gluten free trend because it sounds trendy. It makes me not know who has really has the gluten allergy & who are just trendy douches.
Corporations selling me 3/4 of the unit they used to sell me for the same price like I'm not going to notice. For instance, ice cream. Fuck you fucks.
people that reek like cigarettes in the gym
the amount of packaging that the shit my wife buys has. (after school one of the kids regularly has a bag of chips, a single serving of mandarin oranges, a juice box, WTF, grab an apple and a glass of milk)
the kids using water bottles at home rather than refilling nalgenes or using a glass (we have awesome tap water- this one fries my ass)
the amount of electricity, water, and resources that are wasted in our home. shame on us.
The waste here in TN is appalling. Add a styrofoam to-go box and 50 napkins per person to that for each person, for each meal. My parents live out here, and there's not one week that their huge garbage bins are filled to the brim. They leave a light on in their linen closet 24 hrs /day. They use their recycle bin as just another trash can. My step-mom leaves the heater on set at 76* while she smokes in her room with the window wide open when it's 30* out. She also drinks 4-6 red bulls /day and at least a pack of Djarum Blacks.Quote:
Originally Posted by MMP
Also, my apartment complex doesn't recycle at all.
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Originally Posted by JoeStrummer
Heh, Right?Quote:
Originally Posted by Tippster
The "too many napkins" thing annoys me. I eat lunch at the cafeteria at my work nearly every day and people grabbing a dozen napkins is commonplace. Why do you need so many napkins?Quote:
Originally Posted by guroo270
For the wasters.
http://youtu.be/2FMBSblpcrc
As long as we're on napkins: paper napkins in "nice"/expensive restaurants.
Trees grow back, but the time I just wasted on that is gone forever.
Nice experiment. Which is more wasteful, the paper napkins or the water, detergent and gas for the delivery service to wash all the linens?Quote:
Originally Posted by Meadow Skipper
That's like paper v. plastic bags. You'll never figure it out.Quote:
Originally Posted by systemoverblow'd
I don't give a shit about "waste," I just want some luxury when I'm laying down my hard-earned money.
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Originally Posted by The AD
for the car, of course!
Obviously, all napkins should be made out of tortillas...which can later be eaten. Think man, think!Quote:
Originally Posted by systemoverblow'd
no hot water in the morning.
Getting served a nice stout or porter in a frozen glass, so I can't really taste the dark beer. That is only good for cheap/macro beer hiding imperfections.
Nailed it.Quote:
Originally Posted by spook
I grab a fistful from Chipotle or wherever I grab a bite every so often to restock the glove box. Napkins come in handy in the car.
Now that I know it irks people I'm doubling down on each stack I grab from here on out.:the_finge
Murphy's Law. Fuck Murphy.
GoToMeeting. The crimefighters over there had months to test out their versions on OS X Mavericks and yet, it still crashes when I share my screen. Upon contacting support, the finger gets pointed at nVidia and/or Apple.
Fuck you! Fix your product, you cunts. You had months to test on the next release of OS X.
Has the new iOS been mentioned yet? I'm no techie but I hate my new (old) iPhone with this shit. I thought iPhones were for the un-tech-savvy?
I just figured out DOS, how am I supposed to deal with this?
No napkins included in your lunch to go at the deli, etc.Quote:
Originally Posted by The AD
Those napkins that have the texture of a magazine and don't absorb anything.
People that don't let you get settled at work before bumrushing you with questions. I didn't even have my jacket off yet... Simmer down, we got all day.
Totally. Don't they know we've got to check the new posts on TGR before any work gets done? :)Quote:
Originally Posted by systemoverblow'd
Just did that to my accountant, apologized for it, heh.Quote:
Originally Posted by systemoverblow'd
And no we don't have all day, man! Pick up a mitt and get in the game!Quote:
Originally Posted by OldLarry
People arguing over whether Jackson Hole or Sun Valley is the better ski town...
I still haven't updated, and probably won't. This just reassures me that I shouldn't.Quote:
Originally Posted by BmillsSkier
spending a LOOONG time trying to put some big heavy fucking iron plates back into my woodstove only to figure out that I've been trying to put them in fucking backwards the whole time!
:cussing:
Good lord, why the fuck not?Quote:
Originally Posted by east or bust
I have a work-issued iPhone 5 and updated when our IT dept. told us to - about a week after release. Zero problems since then, love how easy it is to turn wifi/blutooth/airplane mode on or off, set an alarm or timer, and turn on a "flashlight" without having to unlock the phone. The rest is pretty much exactly the way it was before, except with a new look and somewhat improved battery life.
I don't get the hate.
Get a good android and you will.Quote:
Originally Posted by Tippster
Those douches were so funny, I had to mock them. Every now & then I put a few facts in. They like the aspect of a ski town vs. a ski hill & spending all day in the ski town. They seem to like to be allergic to powder.Quote:
Originally Posted by Bobcat Sig
finding out that my friends still don't know how transfer music files to iTunes from my computer to their computer. That stuff makes me laugh, it blow their minds when I show them how easy it is.
Arrogant little fucktard techy hipster nerds like ^^^^^^^^^Quote:
Originally Posted by Altaholic
I own a business. My father in law is a multi-millionaire, sick beach house, winters in Naples, 2014 BMW 650i, a slew of $300 jeans, etc, and he fucking grinds me up every time they ask me to quote work for his business. Gets quotes from piece of shit companies and insinuates that their, design, equipment, labor, service, and desire to make them a happy client is superior to mine. It's wrong and insulting, and this morning I told him to fuck off, do business with the other company, and like the last time he went with someone else, don't call me to fix it when your shit decision making comes home to roost.
His son works for the company, is 27 years old, and just got his wife an X5 as a company car in addition to the car he drives. But you know, grind me for a few grand. The husband of your daughter. What a dick.
/rant-vent
good for you for telling him to get fucked. what a prick
Good move. Just try not to cave when he comes crawling back, even though his daughter will probably want you to. Let him stew in it.