That no one ever pulls the bowl/carbs a bong in the movies during a rip. I remember Entourage being the worst offender.
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That no one ever pulls the bowl/carbs a bong in the movies during a rip. I remember Entourage being the worst offender.
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fuck ticketmaster
I have kids, and yes you can, and I certainly would if I was told I was too strict.Quote:
Originally Posted by The AD
Not even in True Romance?Quote:
Originally Posted by guroo270
Makes it easier actually.Quote:
Originally Posted by The AD
My kids are also in private (4th grade as well) if our principle gave us slack about my parenting skills, especially being too strict, I would ,possibly not very calmly, tell her to butt the fuck out and that there are others schools who will take our $ if need be.
I'm actually thinking about getting out of work to meet with the principal in the first place. If it was a public school it would have to be a damn good reason, but I would guess if you send your kids to private school you've sort of signed on to this kind of thing.
Too strict + Fridays off for skiing = ???
People that mis-spell warranty as 'warrantee.'
Yeah, I was careful too. Ended up smelling the turd driving to work... thought maybe I sharted but realized there was dog poo transfer to my clutch.Quote:
Originally Posted by Moeghoul
My kid's school doesn't get it either.
My boss that gets involved with a (perfectly happy)customer that I've been resolving an issue for (for months), tells them we'll have things in order (completely out of our hands) in a few days when it will be at least 2-3 weeks (took a month), and then rides my ass the whole time to somehow make magic happen to reach the deadline he made up..and has the customer riding my ass now wondering why they didn't have their answer in a few days.
PLEASE JUST HAVE YOUR LONG AWAITED HEART ATTACK AND/OR STROKE YOU FAT FUCKING RETARD!!!!
Bossnan's gotta manage expectations....
Volvo drivers
Thinking your dad was the coolest... Only to find out that other kids were skiing on Fridays!
you and the q are the r00lQuote:
Originally Posted by flowing alpy
Hiring a lady-boy in Manila, taking him back to your room, then finding out he's an actual LADY.
Whatever happened to truth in advertising?
Is that a post-op benny boy?
trimmer kids that think camo is cool
cyclists who go out of their way not to share the fucking road
Getting a good stride going uphill on skis, only to have your pole stick in the cement snow on a push off:nonono2:
Unskippable 30 second youtube ads.
i hadn't thought about that, but i was thinking a little older so we're riding together. i'm sure someday he'll lose me at the top of the hill and yell back "sorry, dad, no friends on powder days!"Quote:
Originally Posted by flowing alpy
Attention whores. I wonder how many nails he bent before he got one into the cobble stone.
Man Nails Testicles To Red Square Cobblestones (NSFW, potentially)
http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2013/1...n_4250355.html
TOMS shoes. Stop wearing these worthless pieces of shit people. You look like idiots in them. Ladies, especially the ones with corkboard platforms.
:nonono2:
^^Gotta agree. I like the idea, but how about make a shoe that doesn't look like it was designed by a kindergartner?
Here's one I thought of yesterday: people who wait for your parking spot prematurely. I was at Costco still unloading my cart and someone's sitting there waiting for my parking spot. I think the unwritten rule is it's OK to wait once the person is actually inside their car ready to back out. Anything prior to that time is premature.
Mostly a Portland problemQuote:
Originally Posted by spook
Especially when done in the ski area parking lot.Quote:
Originally Posted by The AD
The little rubber stick-on feet on the bottom of computer cases. One always falls off. :cussing:
One size fits all ajustable hats that use those little rubber nipples on a strip. They need to add about ten more to the strip so it has a chance of fitting my fat head. I found a hat back in '94 that actually fits. Never been able to find another one like it. The person who made it probably got fired for their mistake. The plastic nipple strip is also two rows. Bomber. Except that after 19 years of use the plastic is falling apart.
People that think we can just put any music in a video and it will be OK. No, we can't use the Beatles. You have no budget and the license fees would be insane for this.
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Originally Posted by The AD
yeah, this shit drives me nuts. if i get somebody waiting on me the minute i arrive at my car before i've even unloaded, i will take my time.
i usually side with cyclists, but they're fucking militant here about share the road but a large portion will not follow the rules of the road like simple things like stop signs.Quote:
Originally Posted by Rip'nStick
pharmaceutical company ads....what the fuck is up with all of them recently?
Really Pseudo Bulbar Affect? Now there's something to treat another made up disease? The word pseudo already means it's somewhat made up.
People uncomfortable with silence.
Pseudo Bulbar Effect? I have not seen that ad. wtf is that?
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Pseudobulbar_affectQuote:
Originally Posted by iceman
Ever laugh at inappropriate times? All the time...I have a demented personality.
The ever popular response "I'm just doing my job".
Some folks job description is professional asshole. That blows.
I've found this often means " I'm just doing my job, poorly"Quote:
Originally Posted by Cold_Smokin'
Pseudobulbar affect (PBA), emotional lability, labile affect or emotional incontinence refers to a neurologic disorder characterized by involuntary crying or uncontrollable episodes of crying and/or laughing, or other emotional displays.[1] PBA occurs secondary to neurologic disease or brain injury. Patients may find themselves crying uncontrollably at something that is only moderately sad, being unable to stop themselves for several minutes. Episodes may also be mood-incongruent: a patient might laugh uncontrollably when angry or frustrated, for example.
Huh… It's like being a woman.