Shopping at the T&C near campus, eh?
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Showing up for the 2 o'clock bbq at 2 on the nose and being the only one who gets there before 3. Fucking stoners. If I didn't have a million emails to catch up on this would really suck
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People that don't know how to show up fashionably late, which is really on time. You showed up early like a wanker ;)
Everyone has that friend or couple that always shows up to your function 15 minutes early. Come on people I've got to finish getting the house, food, bar, and God knows what else ready plus slam 3 or four bourbons before I'm ready to see any of you.
Invetro-fertilization!!!!
You should see the strong arm tactics they are taking with business owners. Giving a big Fuck You to many people. There are some court cases for small businesses that I hope hit $7 figures, that $50k would have made go away 2 years ago. Can't wait for a LA jury to hear some of these.
Those that try to give feedback outside of their core competencies.
Slow zoom, ultra tight, trying to add unneeded drama camera shots during the MLB playoffs. It only seems to get worse as the series progress. PULL the fucking camera back so I can actually watch the fucking game instead of some dudes fucking sweaty ass face.
Morbidly obese coworkers.
Young dickwads on conference calls trying to act all intelligent and blatantly brown-nosing. It's a Monday, Sport. Dial it back a bit. The rest of have real work to do and don't have time for corporate political asshattery.
^ Sorry I made you look bad today, Chief. Next time turn down your ESPN feed.
When I stretch my neck it sounds like dry branches snapping.
November baseball, February football, June hockey...... And Apple.
You forgot March NCAA Basketball.
Well, it IS called "March Madness," but yeah - the championship is in April.
Heh, I came across this in the grocery store this PM. Man & Woman weighing a combined 700 lbs easy. Guy pushing the cart...every step causes the bow of the cart to swing 30 degrees. The woman is walking right alongside him...moving at a glacial pace. At one point I got impatient, doubled back and around the adjacent aisle and back to where I wanted to be before Shamu and Willy made it that far. They seemed pissed that they had to walk single file for 10 fucking feet
fat kids who use the "automatic door button"
vain wannabe corporate jocksniffers ragging on their officemates