people who think that waving automatically absolves them from being stupid
oh i nearly ran you over in the crosswalk, "wave". forgiveness granted
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people who think that waving automatically absolves them from being stupid
oh i nearly ran you over in the crosswalk, "wave". forgiveness granted
purchasing agents who have no idea what the hell they asked you to quote.... "just submit the quote!"
That your own Eng is calling you an idiot is very telling....
Nailed it. Chiquita Banana sponsors the rain delay call-in phone on the Reds radio network and they kick off every bananaphone segment with that god awful song.
It's like a siren call to every Gomer without a point to make or drunk with a Boost Mobile to call in and effectively drool live on air.
People who sit right next to you and smoke while you are eating lunch in a courtyard. Wtf?
Also, losing your nose hair clippers.
The necessity of nose hair clippers.
I actually just witnessed that. Two guys leaning against a wall smoking butts right next to the chain blocking off a sidewalk patio of a restaurant with people eating lunch at the table at the chain. I quit smoking but was always conscious of not bothering others with my disgusting habit.
Fucking retarded. I think the issue is exacerbated by the fact that there are so few places you can legally smoke, oddly. Kinda like everyone in the burns putting up deer fences forces all the deer into the road.
Also, any sort of etiquette that used to exist with smoking is gone.
People that bring the ingredients for a weeks worth of lunches and takes up valuable fridge space because they are too lazy to make their lunch in the mornings and bring it to work.
this random fad of girls with fake mustaches, not ones that look real or anything, but making one with their finger or something plastic they hold up on top of their lip. What the fuck is it for? It's so dumb. I even saw a mustache on the front of a car today. I had previously cut him off. I dont feel bad about that after seeing this dudes car decoration.
The mustache on the car pink? If so that's a driver for Lyft, a division of Uber I believe. It's part car service part DD if I'm not mistaken.
Traveling with my boss. Jeesas this guy is awkward... And deaf. What?
Sent from one of those fancy cellular telephones
I had to travel down to Virginia in a work van in the summer with no AC with a Bulgarian named Evo (spelling?). We worked down there for a week, stayed in the same room and the dude walked around the hotel room in his tighty whitey's, fresh out of the shower and already stinking drinking Red Dog. I was 18, broke and couldn't really afford to get my own room. I got heat stroke and passed out and threw up one day and the dude refused to talk to me the rest of the trip because he was pissed he had to do a few hours of work alone while I lay on the floor in a construction trailer trying not to die. On the way home we got stuck in NY on a bridge for hours due to an accident. No where to go, he wouldn't talk, no AC... I pretty much decided I wasn't long for the construction world and was making my escape plan to college.
People who drink Red Dog. Woof.
my girlfriend isnt here to get me another beer coz she's at work ...
thats just shity ...
coz .. like ... the fridge is 8 feet away n shit eh ...
Wet firewood. I think I've successfully smoked out the entire neighborhood tonight.
And "selfies". Why the fuck do you think everyone wants a full screen size picture of your face on their social intertubes? Heard a great tagline for these stupid pics today too, "I love me enough for the both of us."
Sounds like you need a dog brah.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jD6ipZj9W3Y
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6W02C75-adA
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aiCcAQQI5YI
Looking at your Outlook calender and seeing nothing but retarded pointless meetings all goddamn day long. Luckily, this isn't a daily occurrence, but this day BLOWS.
People who don't shut the fuck up about what annoys them. Even though they are paid a handsome, sometimes up to and including six figure, salary.
College students in a grocery store. GTFO of my way.
Driving in the fucking city.