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05-03-2022, 07:18 PM
Fofo

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Originally Posted by old goat

When I was a med student on an anesthesia rotation I was working with an older, Hungarian anesthesiologist. We had an awake patient in the prep room putting in lines for a big operation when the doc asks me, in front of the patient, if I believed in god. I said no. God must not have minded because the patient did fine, but I wonder what she thought about it. That was annoying.

As an intern, the chief of cardiac surgery, who operated about once a month, was doing a case on a very small infant. There was a problem and the surgeon asked all of us to pray for the child. I didn't, but god must not have minded because the baby did ok. I guess enough other people prayed. That wasn't annoying. More like terrifying.

This comment reminded me of these cartoons (wrong thread, yeah, I know):

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05-03-2022, 07:24 PM
old goat

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Originally Posted by KQ

True but I'm specifically speaking to those who make a big deal about telling you what a good Christian they are then screw you over. Had it happen a couple times now I just walk away when I hear that shtick because you're right... it has nothing to do with anything so why tell me unless you're trying to set me up to trust you so you can be dishonest.

Good point. In general the more a person boasts about their religious devotion, their skill, their honesty, their whatever, the less likely it is to be true.
05-04-2022, 09:11 AM
alias_rice

Star Wars nerds annoy me. It’s 9:10 in the morning and I’ve already had 7 messages saying “May the fourth be with you.”
05-04-2022, 09:14 AM
Mustonen

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Originally Posted by alias_rice

Star Wars nerds annoy me. It’s 9:10 in the morning and I’ve already had 7 messages saying “May the fourth be with you.”

Thanks for the reminder! I have some inter office messages to post….
05-04-2022, 09:18 AM
skaredshtles

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Originally Posted by Mustonen

Thanks for the reminder! I have some inter office messages to post….

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05-04-2022, 10:39 AM
Fofo

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Originally Posted by alias_rice

Star Wars nerds annoy me. It’s 9:10 in the morning and I’ve already had 7 messages saying “May the fourth be with you.”

I really like Sci Fi, Star Wars, Doctor Who, etc, and even I find it tiresome after seeing it over and over. You can reply with this:

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05-04-2022, 11:18 AM
HD333

Took wife’s car to dealership for the 50k free service.

My “Care Consultant “ says the tech found a nail in the rear tire and it’s $90 to plug it.

I say I’m good ( no way I’m paying $90 for a plug) and swing by my local place on the way back. He fits me in so I wait.

He questions me on the tire and I confirm rear driver. He says, well it’s already plugged so nothing is needed.
The tech obviously took it upon himself to do it has part of the 50k service.

Stupid greedy Audi dealership wasted two peoples time when they could have just said they threw it in as a courtesy.

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05-04-2022, 11:21 AM
Ted Striker

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Originally Posted by alias_rice

Star Wars nerds annoy me. It’s 9:10 in the morning and I’ve already had 7 messages saying “May the fourth be with you.”

You sure that wasn't Mike Tyson?
05-04-2022, 11:46 AM
Iowagriz

Similar experience with Bozeman Audi on a service. "Sir, your air filter is dirty and due for replacement, do you want it done for $xxx", nope, I'll do it myself later. Looks like tech already put it in, I'll give it to you for cost. (Which was somewhat decent $)

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05-04-2022, 12:10 PM
Core Shot

$90 tire plug? Wtf
05-04-2022, 07:26 PM
~mikey b

those fkn t. rex outfits
05-04-2022, 07:48 PM
muted reborn

In-laws bought a Dick and Jane book for my kid. She is trying to read it and knows most of the words but asks me every time how to say "Dick". Which is every 4th word in that dumb fucking book. My tone after the 5th or 6th time saying it outloud is of complete annoyance. I really hope my wife hears me tonight saying it over and over as I put the girl to bed again.
05-04-2022, 07:51 PM
skinipenem

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Originally Posted by muted reborn

In-laws bought a Dick and Jane book for my kid. She is trying to read it and knows most of the words but asks me every time how to say "Dick". Which is every 4th word in that dumb fucking book. My tone after the 5th or 6th time saying it outloud is of complete annoyance. I really hope my wife hears me tonight saying it over and over as I put the girl to bed again.

Snort

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05-04-2022, 07:53 PM
skinipenem

Acura dealership says in order to update the computer for transmission judder they have to triple flush the transmission even though I have already flushed it once. All I want is the computer update.

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05-04-2022, 09:03 PM
KQ

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Originally Posted by muted reborn

In-laws bought a Dick and Jane book for my kid. She is trying to read it and knows most of the words but asks me every time how to say "Dick". Which is every 4th word in that dumb fucking book. My tone after the 5th or 6th time saying it outloud is of complete annoyance. I really hope my wife hears me tonight saying it over and over as I put the girl to bed again.

I think she's playing you line the old joke:

What are you eating under there?
Underwear?
05-04-2022, 09:26 PM
muted reborn

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Originally Posted by KQ

I think she's playing you line the old joke:

What are you eating under there?
Underwear?

You think my kindergartner daughter can pronounce and is familiar with the word dick and is just messing with me?
05-04-2022, 09:43 PM
muted reborn

the whole thing is absurd, i know, just messing with you KQ
05-04-2022, 10:13 PM
billyk

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Originally Posted by KQ

Oh... and just to get back to the funny:

10 ROCK ACTS INSPIRED BY WILLIAM S BURROUGHS

Oh, wow, Steely Dan took their name from a character in Burroughs’ novel “Naked Lunch”. Steely Dan II was steam powered strap on dildo.

I had no idea.

TGR has paid for its subscription for the rest of the year with that tidbit!
05-05-2022, 06:22 AM
Supermoon

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05-05-2022, 06:43 AM
riser4

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Originally Posted by billyk

Oh, wow, Steely Dan took their name from a character in Burroughs’ novel “Naked Lunch”. Steely Dan II was steam powered strap on dildo.

I had no idea.

TGR has paid for its subscription for the rest of the year with that tidbit!

Go with Steely Dan III.
05-05-2022, 07:36 AM
Core Shot

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Originally Posted by riser4

Go with Steely Dan III.

The latest model has been called the lesbo 9000 for over a decade.

PS. Steely Dan sucks.
05-05-2022, 08:47 AM
Rideski

I'm annoyed I'm not skiing.
05-05-2022, 08:49 AM
skaredshtles

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Originally Posted by Rideski

I'm annoyed I'm not skiing.

I'm with this guy.
05-05-2022, 09:08 AM
The AD

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Yeah. I don't expect constant warmth and sunshine this time of the year, but this is getting a bit ridiculous.
05-05-2022, 09:59 AM
old goat

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Originally Posted by The AD

Yeah. I don't expect constant warmth and sunshine this time of the year, but this is getting a bit ridiculous.

We'd be glad to take some of that off your hands. (Might get a little in a few days.)

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