Speaking of Google Fi, I just got a new phone through them and Fedex is going out of its way to annoy me.
First delivery attempt on Monday, nobody's home, they don't leave a door tag. Weird, the package requires indirect signature which means they have to leave a tag for me to sign so they can leave the package the next day. Oh well, Fedex guy probably forgot.
Second attempt on Tuesday, I get a door tag. Great, I sign it and stick it on the door this morning.
Third attempt today and I get this:
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Motherfucker does that not look like a signature for package release? Directly below the final attempt notice the dude stuck on the door?
I call Fedex, this package can't be held at a Fedex location, they'd need the shipper's permission. Great, I'm sure Google will get right on that, let me call them... What's that? If I'm not home tomorrow the package will be sent back? How about it goes across the street to the neighbor? No, not possible, even though it says right on the tag that indirect signature means the driver will attempt to get a neighbor to sign for it? Ah I see, the driver has better shit to do with his time than follow Fedex's own policies, my bad. Yes, thank you for not helping me, I will go fuck myself now.