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10-28-2022, 06:13 PM
PB

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Originally Posted by Mustonen

My patient fiancé is usually happy to accompany me to the hardware store for project needs. She’ll offer opinions on color or finish or browse cutesy shit on end caps.

Unless it’s a plumbing project. I get a hard pass when it’s a plumbing project.

So ..... that's code for no nookie?!?!?!?
10-28-2022, 06:15 PM
Mustonen

Hah
10-28-2022, 06:19 PM
Supermoon

“Plumbing project” IS an interesting pet name for her bits, but whatever floats your boat
10-28-2022, 07:07 PM
old goat

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Originally Posted by skaredshtles

Me too - almost always due to plumbing projects... :mad:

As best as I can tell the only difference between me and a plumber is that a plumber has a truck with all the parts parked in my driveway and I have to go to the hardware store 6 times per minor job. And maybe a couple of other minor differences.
10-28-2022, 07:29 PM
gregorys

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Originally Posted by old goat

As best as I can tell the only difference between me and a plumber is that a plumber has a truck with all the parts parked in my driveway and I have to go to the hardware store 6 times per minor job. And maybe a couple of other minor differences.

Well that, and (perhaps they're just more sneaky with it) but I don't think they need to watch as many youtube videos to figure out how to complete the project.
10-29-2022, 04:16 AM
old goat

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Originally Posted by gregorys

Well that, and (perhaps they're just more sneaky with it) but I don't think they need to watch as many youtube videos to figure out how to complete the project.

The hard part is figuring out which youtube video to watch.
10-29-2022, 06:36 AM
MontuckyFried

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Originally Posted by old goat

The hard part is figuring out which youtube video to watch.

Especially since they got rid of the thumbs down counter! That's made it much more difficult.

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10-29-2022, 07:39 AM
Vt-Freeheel

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Originally Posted by MontuckyFried

Especially since they got rid of the thumbs down counter! That's made it much more difficult.

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Yea what's with that move? People are so soft they can't accept that someone doesn't like their content....
10-29-2022, 08:25 AM
easyrdr

caught rats # 5 and #6. I'm going to lose my fucking mind. Seriously I've killed a whole family by now yes? At some point won't the living say hey everyone keeps dying here maybe we should find another truck to live in.
10-29-2022, 08:47 AM
~mikey b

maybe leave the dead rats nearby so the smell of death warns them away
10-29-2022, 09:09 AM
easyrdr

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Originally Posted by ~mikey b

maybe leave the dead rats nearby so the smell of death warns them away

yes, it's time for some next level shit
10-29-2022, 09:10 AM
MontuckyFried

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Originally Posted by easyrdr

caught rats # 5 and #6. I'm going to lose my fucking mind. Seriously I've killed a whole family by now yes? At some point won't the living say hey everyone keeps dying here maybe we should find another truck to live in.

Look up Shawn Woods on YouTube and have fun going down that rabbit hole!

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10-29-2022, 09:27 AM
Viva

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Originally Posted by easyrdr

yes, it's time for some next level shit

No. The smell of carrion will attract any hungry rats in the vicinity.
10-29-2022, 09:54 AM
PB

Yep; and a shit ton of other undesirable things.
10-29-2022, 10:33 AM
Supermoon

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Originally Posted by MontuckyFried

Look up Shawn Woods on YouTube and have fun going down that rat hole!

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FIFY

How fast are the rats making babies? Gotta be more than two per day on average
10-29-2022, 11:01 AM
easyrdr

Thanks Montucky, good stuff there. Just ordered 4 bucket traps, a nice step up compared to my pringles can on a string in my 5 galloon pail.

Says they can reproduce every six to eight weeks, 2-6 per litter, the kicker is the littles can procreate 6 weeks after birth.

I figure if I have gotten 6 then at least one litter has been eliminated and is not reproducing, so I got that going for me.
10-29-2022, 12:24 PM
Name Redacted

I set up a bucket trap in a storage area at the brewery and caught a chipmunk. Everyone thought that killing the chipmunk was sad so I had to stop. Caught another few mice with PB on traps.

Only advantage of the humane traps for me would be having the ability to release those mice at your enemy's home.
10-30-2022, 06:07 PM
easyrdr

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Originally Posted by Name Redacted

I set up a bucket trap in a storage area at the brewery and caught a chipmunk. Everyone thought that killing the chipmunk was sad so I had to stop.

Reminds me of the time my dog caught a squirrel and a bystander decided to take the half dead squirrel to the vet. I'm a live and let live kind of guy but for fucks sake if it's living in a place that fucks my shit up then it's bye bye.

#7 taken care of today. I'm am now going all Bill Murray Caddyshack on them. My wife thinks I'm losing it. I told her if I'm going to eliminate the enemy I must first learn to think like the pack rat, act like a pack rat. Yes it means I will have to shit where I eat and sleep afterall it is the pack rat way. This is my path now, the madness won't stop until my truck is free of these creatures. Wish me luck.
10-30-2022, 06:27 PM
riser4

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Originally Posted by easyrdr

Reminds me of the time my dog caught a squirrel and a bystander decided to take the half dead squirrel to the vet. I'm a live and let live kind of guy but for fucks sake if it's living in a place that fucks my shit up then it's bye bye.

#7 taken care of today. I'm am now going all Bill Murray Caddyshack on them. My wife thinks I'm losing it. I told her if I'm going to eliminate the enemy I must first learn to think like the pack rat, act like a pack rat. Yes it means I will have to shit where I eat and sleep afterall it is the pack rat way. This is my path now, the madness won't stop until my truck is free of these creatures. Wish me luck.

The only good varmint poontag is dead varmint poontang.
10-30-2022, 07:09 PM
Danno

easyrdr, I do not doubt your commitment to Sparkle Motion.
10-30-2022, 07:34 PM
BCMtnHound

Quote:

Originally Posted by easyrdr

Reminds me of the time my dog caught a squirrel and a bystander decided to take the half dead squirrel to the vet. I'm a live and let live kind of guy but for fucks sake if it's living in a place that fucks my shit up then it's bye bye.

#7 taken care of today. I'm am now going all Bill Murray Caddyshack on them. My wife thinks I'm losing it. I told her if I'm going to eliminate the enemy I must first learn to think like the pack rat, act like a pack rat. Yes it means I will have to shit where I eat and sleep afterall it is the pack rat way. This is my path now, the madness won't stop until my truck is free of these creatures. Wish me luck.

Don’t forget the piss. Piss on everything, but especially the trail you want your fellow rodents to travel to get to your shit-hovel. Nothing more distinctive-smelling than packrat piss. I can tell immediately if they have taken residence in the living area of a backcountry cabin.
10-30-2022, 07:44 PM
KQ

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Originally Posted by TBS

Further update - after sending revised W9, I get sent instructions for how to update my account to a business account. Which involves simultaneously closing the existing personal account. Which I don't want to do.

I also note that the SSN Paypal has on file does not belong to me or any family member.

So after wrangling with them for 90 minutes on the phone I was assured that no backup withholding will be held from the deposit to the company's bank. So funds are in transit to company's bank account, and should arrive by Tuesday.

Will still report the transaction straightup. I'll let the IRS and whomever they assigned the SSN that paypal is using for me straighten things out...

God damn Paypal customer service sucks donkey balls

Burning a bowl, should be less peckish shortly...

I'm not sure you're using "peckish" correctly because smoking a bowl will only make that worse
10-30-2022, 07:57 PM
J. Barron DeJong

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Originally Posted by KQ

I'm not sure you're using "peckish" correctly because smoking a bowl will only make that worse

Nope. He’ll no longer be peckish, he’ll have the munchies instead.
10-30-2022, 09:24 PM
KQ

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Nope. He’ll no longer be peckish, he’ll have the munchies instead.

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10-30-2022, 09:38 PM
TBS

https://www.merriam-webster.com/dictionary/peckish
peck·ish | \ ˈpe-kish \
Definition of peckish
1 chiefly British : HUNGRY
2 : CROTCHETY

https://www.thefreedictionary.com/peckish
peck·ish (pĕk′ĭsh)
adj.
1. Ill-tempered; irritable.
2. Chiefly British Somewhat hungry.

Now I’m annoyed that people don’t understand ‘Murican…

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