Bartenders who don't give me dolla bills in change. do you not want a tip? you're not getting my whole tenspot you swill merchant!
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Bartenders who don't give me dolla bills in change. do you not want a tip? you're not getting my whole tenspot you swill merchant!
that's just your CLASSIC hipster.. likes PBR, things that aren't "cool" but they think makes them unique (fixie bikes, PBR or micro brews only, skiing, scarves, wayfarer glasses with fake prescription lenses, etc.)Quote:
Originally Posted by Parvo
almost forgot to add my next contribution; going to the ballgame with people that don't really care about baseball. Giants were playing last night, went with my brother and his friends. They were getting hammered and rode the BART in/out. They didn't organize it with each other well and the seats were in all different sections. So, we swoop almost a whole bleacher (there were like 8 of us) right as the first pitch is being thrown. Knew this was a bad idea. We get kicked out of the seats in the middle of the 3rd inning and since none of the girls (5/8 of us) cared about baseball we hung out with them just standing around. Watched maybe 5 innings if you add up the segments. Barely got to see Pence's homerun in the first.
Couldn't go sit by myself in my own seat because it was purchased for me and I didn't want to be rude and they bought 3 beers for me which they wouldn't let me pay for. First world problems.
People that really care about Baseball.
you just fucking reminded me of something else that annoyed the shit out of me.....Quote:
Originally Posted by jahoney
*was a good homer though.... Pence had that look
As a hipster, derogatory references to hipsters annoy me. But not as much as hauling ass off of the mountain and into my car on a powder day to make it to my office by 11:00 to meet a new client who shows up at 11:45. That's 3 laps he cost me, on probably the last legit powder day of the season.
Watery overcooked scrambled eggs or do you mean creamy perfect scrambled eggs?Quote:
Originally Posted by hawkgt
Sunburn headaches annoy me.
Uh excuse me but baseball is an amazing sport so stfu.Quote:
Originally Posted by PNWbrit
Got a new one as of yesterday... Cluster headaches. Holy fucking shit. I understand I might not ever get another one, or it might be a new all the time thing. This could be a real headache...
GET IT?
FIFY. Remember that time that hundreds of people crushed each other to death in that baseball riot?Quote:
Originally Posted by PNWbrit
Me neither.
watery, UNDERcooked eggs.... the perfect scrambled egg is just slightly undercooked with just enough mositure to get that creamy goodness we all love as it hits the table....Quote:
Originally Posted by systemoverblow'd
just came back from a trip to Brazil... not a dam person can cook and egg.
Ugh... Eggs are best served on someone else's plate.Quote:
Originally Posted by hawkgt
Baseball is too boring to have an affray over let alone riot....Quote:
Originally Posted by stfu&gbtw
well, when all the women are busy perfecting their bodies, I consider this a menial offense.
But it's better if you take everyone's gloves away and make the game last 2 days?Quote:
Originally Posted by PNWbrit
5 days.Quote:
Originally Posted by stfu&gbtw
Cricket has riots. Big ones.
Countries play each other at it while still at war.
Serious shit.
Not your minority interest baseball.
People who think sports are "serious shit" annoy me. Maybe see if you can find a setting between 'off' and 'riot'...Quote:
Originally Posted by PNWbrit
Just making sure, because overcooked eggs will leave you with a plate full of water too. I like them to hit the plate more under personally.Quote:
Originally Posted by hawkgt
That's usually when they try to stretch 10 eggs into 12 by adding water or skim milk.Quote:
Originally Posted by systemoverblow'd
Ah - another peeve: Skim milk. Seriously - I don't get it. It has none of the nutrition or taste of milk. Why the fuck drink it?
Anti baseball= anti godQuote:
Originally Posted by PNWbrit
Therefore you hate America.
The hard edge on deli meat.
I'm ok with that.Quote:
Originally Posted by IVplay
The supermarket running out of blades for the most popular razor sold when I am in dire need. WTF shitty market.
Speaking of razor blades - the plethora of multi-bladed varieties, each of which requiring it's own unique handle. I forgot mine was only an old-school three blade variety and bought a package of 4-bladers for a ridiculous price and couldn't figure out why it wouldn't snap on to the handle at first. They look almost identical to the three-blades, and the attachment slots on the back are only very slightly different and only on one side. WTF is up with that? I have to buy a new handle to be able to use stupid overpriced 4 blade razors?
Glue & popsicle stick, dood.
This is why I decided to just switch to disposables a few years ago. Now I can just wait for good deals and I'm not forced to buy just one brand. Lots of good coupons for razors, too.Quote:
Originally Posted by Chainsaw_Willie
Signing you TGR post like it's an email.
People who refer to their favorite sports teams as, "we." Example; a game is on TV and someone walks up, "Hey, how are we doing?" We aren't doing anything because you are not on the team. They are up 3-1.
Hipsters.
Being told I need to be on-site for three weeks with only three days notice.
Dipshits flying with more than the allotted carry-ons and holding a hot cup of coffee while they try to board the plane.
bS
The advertising trend where a new product is "reimagined" rather than "redesigned."
It's not about really caring. it's about wasting (albeit not mine) $30 just to go stand around and deal with huge crowds for a few hours and buy $9 beers. We could have done that anywhere at any bar. Additionally, I went running yesterday and my knees were killing me from standing for so long the day before.Quote:
Originally Posted by PNWbrit
I am gonna make a pretty penny off my Lou Seal bobblehead that they gave away at the entrance gates though so that kind of makes up for it. gotta love ebay.
Agree 100%. If you don't care about the game, why go?Quote:
Originally Posted by jahoney
To be social?
Another annoyance: People who try to enter an elevator while people are trying to exit. Just wait a moment, asshole.
but like I said, we could have gone to ANY bar. And I would have had a better view on the TV considering where we stood for the remainder of the game. Its really not a big deal, just an annoyance.Quote:
Originally Posted by Tippster
You know when they open the doors to an airplane and it's time to get off? If someone in front of you is trying to get off the plane you let them go first. Really, this should be pretty simple.
Not if you have somewhere to go and everyone else is less important than you:rolleyes2Quote:
Originally Posted by benfjord
lulz
Add to that, the people who think there's room in one row's worth of aisle for all 4-6 people to stand there waiting for the plane's door to open.
Decorative throw pillows.
Why must chicks insist on these blasted things? Time to go to bed - take off like a dozen pointless pillows. Time to get up - put them back on. Every. Freaking. Day. For what? Fine, I don't mind putting them on when guests come over, but normally they just annoy the heck out of me.
Tipp wins.Quote:
Originally Posted by Tippster
That really is the most annoying thing in the world.
They're the same wankers that also put their hand between almost closed doors of elevator so they don't have to wait for another. I always comment on how important they must be to do that with a clear conscience at the delay caused to other elevator passengers.
It's better when someone sticks their arm into a Metro or subway car like its an elevator and they think it will pop back open. Even better still when that arm is holding a briefcase.
Can't do that, because they might get fluids on them, they can't be cleaned, and are very expensive. AmIRite Austin?Quote:
Originally Posted by flowing alpy
Don't forget the gondola at the ski area.Quote:
Originally Posted by Phildo_Baggins
I think it kinda works like this...
On the subway, the train operator gets to decide who's the last one on.
In the elevator, the door gets to decide who's the last one on.
Apparently PNWbrit wishes he could decide who's the last one on (probably oughta learn how to drive a train and see if they're hiring).
The Howard Stern Show. Practically unlistenable now. Just one annoying douchebag after another.