What the fuck was that all ahboot? I need a translator.Quote:
Originally Posted by iceman
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What the fuck was that all ahboot? I need a translator.Quote:
Originally Posted by iceman
had this experience at a Dylan show last summer. Anyone that's been to a Dylan show knows that singing along is just not a possibility. Yes, everyone knows the words to Tangled Up In Blue, but trying to predict how they lyrics will be phrased is anyone's guess. So obnoxious "I know the words guy", please shut up.Quote:
Originally Posted by guroo270
i am really trying to not let what other people do at shows aggravate me. It's tough, because it seems like crowds are getting worse by the day. It's a challenge.
Jus anudder day down to the Lego Glenwood Irving, bye.Quote:
Originally Posted by RaisingArizona
Idiots with kids. Just saw a nice young couple walking through a parking lot that happens to be hosting a raging party... Dad's pushing a stroller with a sleeping infant, Mom's carrying the 12er and smoking a joint.
People who don't know how to act around people they don't know. Seems there's a lot of this in CO... Walk into a room full of people you don't know and introduce yourself to someone only to be met with a blank stare and "uh..." I was just home for a funeral and met lots of people I didn't know. The correct response, which most east coasters seem to know already is "Oh hey, my name is..."
WTF?
The crowds are the same, your just getting older.Quote:
Originally Posted by MMP
"Get off my lawn" syndrome kicks in hard post 30 (at least for me)
In basketball there seems to be a permanent sympathy call for people that get their shot blocked. I'd say about a third of the time the defender hits the ball then the offensive player pushes the ball out of bounds.
When people referring to their favorite sports team, people who say "we," like they're apart of the goddamn team. "We" didn't win the game last night, a bunch of high skilled athletes did, you sat on your ass and watched it while drinking beer.
is a bizarre concept on very, very many levels...Quote:
Originally Posted by VTsession
Kinda think it's a front range problem, but I totally agree. wtf is up with this place?Quote:
Originally Posted by stfu&gbtw
Socially retarded trustafarian bro-brah transplants.Quote:
Originally Posted by shaft
I'm not talking about a bunch of hippies at a dead show singing along. I'm talking about the fool in the parking lot, apres skiing, that sings along with a Van Morrison tune. Your drunken buddy on a road trip that starts singing along with The Pretenders mystery achievement. We've all done it.Quote:
Originally Posted by AK47bp
No shit, going to an Alanis Morisette concert is fucking annoying to begin with.Quote:
Originally Posted by guroo270
You don't have kids? do you.Quote:
Originally Posted by stfu&gbtw
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Originally Posted by PNWbrit
I think I blogged about this person in the annoying office habits thread, but I have an employee who has a lilting sing-songy way of speaking… every word, every sentence, every time, all the time.
No exaggeration. It’s gotten to the point where I cringe when she comes in my office knowing she’s going to delight me with a little ditty about her work. She reports directly to me and I’ve stopped meeting with her regularly because she sings her reports. It’s like she’s in a musical 24/7.
Plus, not only does she sing everything, but she can never answer a simple ‘yes’ or ‘no’… but has to answer with a musical number complete with characters, plot, personification, themes of good and evil, and old folksy sayings that I thought died a generation ago.
For example, I asked her this morning if the summer content on our website was updated yet.
"Yes indeedy” she starts to sing. “I told Mr. Computer this morning that he and I were going to spend some time together and update mean old Mr. Website and it was a struggle but by golly 3 hours and 4 cups of coffee later we have summer updated and it’s the bees knees!”
Again, this is all communicated to me through the art of song.And I used to enjoy music.
And she has a moustache so she’s difficult to look at.
Can you fire someone just because they’re annoying?
How is there not a TV show about you yet?Quote:
Originally Posted by Parvo
Sure do. I'm sure you'll be a much 'cooler' parent than I am.Quote:
Originally Posted by skiballs
They make the cutest faces when you tell them they have work to do.Quote:
Originally Posted by flyandski365
Well, if you're really into a team, and watch the game every night, and spend thousands of dollars a year on tickets and fan crap, have your whole house and car decked out, I think you can start to make that argument - just as much as some low level employee of the organization could.Quote:
Originally Posted by VTsession
When people use only a players first name while watching a game.Quote:
Originally Posted by VTsession
This has some obvious exceptions like Lebron or Peyton.
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Originally Posted by WWCD
Peyton who?
Douchebag.
If the game is actually on, and Jim so and so is hitting, dribbling, whatever, it's way more reasonable to refer to them by name than to assume that any athlete can go by their first name outside the game context.
On a related note when did people insist on this way of speaking where they end every element in a list on an up note? Know what I mean? For example "I had a hectic day yesterday. First I had to take the kids to soccer, then I went to the store, then I had to cook dinner..." where the italicized word in each item is said in an up note and sort of drawn out. I swear people didn't used to do this, but now it's ubiquitous.Quote:
Originally Posted by Parvo
Drives me apeshit.Quote:
Originally Posted by The AD
Also, ending a sentence with a trailing "so" as if I'm expected to infer what the speaker is implying. For example "The AD's birthday is coming up soon and he really likes cocaine and prostitutes, so..."
And why is the word soccer getting hyperlinked?
And, by the way, my birthday is coming up, so...
Hahaha I cracked up:biggrin:Quote:
Originally Posted by flowing alpy
People who hold the door for me when I'm still 70 yards away
40s of lite beer
Price tags on glass.
Jeff Dunham
DPS Wailer 112s mounted with tele bindings.
United States Postal Service
Grown men with braces.
jesus. vibes.Quote:
Originally Posted by Parvo
my overly loud, perfume wearing disaster up front breaks into high pitched baby dog voice when she comes in my office and talks to my dogs. Every time. Now don't get me wrong, I talk in dog voice all the time, but her volume and tone...ugh, even the dogs hate her.
What's the accepted statute of limitations on this anyway? I figure if someone is right there I'll hold the door. Let's say within ten feet or so.Quote:
Originally Posted by Beetman
Doesn't it depend on who it is? Some douche maybe 3 steps, a little hottie in a tight pantsuit that does that brazil butt workout (probly best infomercial ever made by man) with some cleavage blossoming from her low cut top, 14 - 27 steps.
The Disney Channel
Hummers, the car not an advanced bj
She was actually opening for some other band that I'm sure has mad an appearance on one of those Now! Albums. Lead singers name is Rob something or other. Anyway, I've done more annoying things for some ass, although that definitely ranks very high on the list.Quote:
Originally Posted by skiballs
I hate people who poke the t.v screens on the back of your chairs on airplanes really hard. Like I know your there. She was fat too.
Also fat chicks in two pieces make me want to cut my eyes out. Saw too many of them in Florida. Was real mad when one of them eclipsed some hot girl.
My officemate and his appending "you know" to every. goddamned. sentence. you know?
He makes a statement of fact that amongst ordinary people would require no response then follows it up with "you know?" Not only that, but the shit he tells me about is the most pointless and boring crap. "I had eggs for breakfast this morning, they sure were good. You know?"
"My son has a doctor's appointment this afternoon..... <wait for it, he often pauses several seconds>.... You know?"
I do now. Thanks for telling me.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bhCP-kosJKg
I was looking for this video of a dude being interviewed who said, "Nahhh mean?" over and over. Oh well.
Bluetooth ear things. Fucking obnoxious.
Having two phones. Is it really reasonable for you to provide me with a smartphone with unlimited everything and expect me to pay for my own personal phone and then lug two phones around? "Business only". Horseshit, why would anyone do that?
Yeah yeah first world problems.
Gaper Day
1 word.Quote:
Originally Posted by flyandski365
Porn
Meh, that's what computers are for.
I thought those were for wasting time on tgr.Quote:
Originally Posted by flyandski365
People who say "My Friend" when they really mean "Go Fuck Yourself".
"I was just about to get that my friend".
No, you weren't, and I'm tired of carrying your dead ass.
Out here they say, "You have a blessed day."