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Bike messengers.
Christmas music.
Carnies; small hands, smell like cabbage.
going in for tire rotation and balance on wife's car only to find out showing threads and out $600 and 2 hrs time. least I get to lurk tgr from the lobby for a couple hours.
John Muir.
Backcountry purists who don't ride ANY lifts and like to tell you that.
MNT Riders Association( smug)
Snowboardrers in the skin track ( splitters good)
Booters in the skin track.
Religious fanatics.
More Wilderness fanatics.
NPS policy makers.
People that get iconic movie quotes wrong.Quote:
Originally Posted by bendtheski
People that resume a dead conversation just after I've turned away and taken enough steps to make their voice completely unintelligible. A rare variation: they're the one to walk away, and then they start talking again as they walk away.
Gear review bloggery.
Randoweenies.
Slow internet.
Heh. 2 weeks ago my kids and I met my mom for brunch at a pseudo-upscale French restaurant. We got seated next to this old couple and the woman looked at my kids (9 & 12) like she'd just had a cup of cornichon juice.Quote:
Originally Posted by guroo270
At the end of their meal she taps me on the shoulder and starts profusely praising my children for their table manners and intelligent conversation. My mom almost broke her face with her proud smile.
Not all kids suck, dood. Usually it's the parents. I'm a table manner Nazi, mainly because I too hate sitting near shitty kids in restaurants (or on planes ;) ) despite being a Dad.
My parents charge me rent to live in the slopeside condo.
I've been extremely annoyed with all of the shitty skiers lately at the resorts. It seems like everyone fucking sucks at skiing here and is always in my goddamn way!
I'm also annoyed with the Vail Resorts safety patrol AKA "Yellow Jackets". FUCK THEM!
Warm here. Been getting into the 40's during the day. Melting fast!Quote:
Originally Posted by Hugh Conway
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DKtjBqJ4NxAQuote:
Originally Posted by AustinFromSA
My bad.:oQuote:
Originally Posted by PNWbrit
"Carnies. Circus folk. Nomads, you know. Smell like cabbage. Small hands".
Surprised I remembered even the little bit I butchered.
I've got two brain cells left and they're waving goodbye to each other... :wave:
I actually have gone to my fair share of nice restaurants globally since a young age. Honestly kudos to my parents for training me well when I was a little kid. Even now, most of my friends don't do the little things like napkins in lap, chewing with mouth closed, and not trying to tell over each other.
Yeah, I'm not bitching about your kids.Quote:
Originally Posted by Tippster
Whatever the fuck this means...Quote:
Originally Posted by IVplay
Um, a typo?
I figured it was some new-fangled kid speak I wasn't familiar with.
People with no understanding of personal space
Bad breath
Diarrhea right after taking a shower. Sooooooooooooooo annoying.
Or any road dump.
Thought you were bitching about all kids in nice restaurants.Quote:
Originally Posted by guroo270
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NGVSIkEi3mMQuote:
Originally Posted by RaisingArizona
Yeah, really should be annoyance at parents who are oblivious (or just don't care) about their misbehaving kids.Quote:
Originally Posted by Tippster
I just always want to slap the shit out of them (parents and kids) and look up and say, "What? It takes a village."
One of my favorite restaurants in Grand Junction had a sign that read, "Well behaved children always welcome." - 626 on Rood.
ugh... the parents of loud or screaming kids.
"We're so used to it, we don't even notice anymore".
Grown ass whiny fucks bitching about little kids and their parents. Y'all are some miserable people who should move to an old folks home.
The Walmart parking lot in BZN.
So when you get a nice date night (I know, that's probably a stretch for you) and you're trying to have a nice meal with your boyfriend, in deep conversation, and some kid is banging his silverware on the table, yelling, and crying, you just don't mind? I'm sure you are used to that at your Applebees, but it has no place in some restaurants. I mean, could you imagine if you went to ski Alta and there were snowboarders there?!?! The horror.Quote:
Originally Posted by concretejungle
People who think ESP is real.
People who bring their guitars on road trips.
Yep. That's me.Quote:
Originally Posted by guroo270
Your interpretation of what's going on is the only possible conclusion a person could draw?
I'd like to punch the guy who invented the button fly directly in the crotch.
Supposedly all Levis had a rivet right in the crotch for years until one day the CEO went camping and hung out too close to the campfire and then got up and branded himself on the nuts.
Could be true I guess.
People who leave phone numbers so quickly on voice-mails that they are impossible to right down.
Websites that have ads EVERYWHERE so you can't even mouse 3 click to scroll because it opens a new tab for whatever that ad was for.
On that note, a broken mouse that double-clicks every time you single-click.. Mine is doing that right now and it is hard for me to imagine something that could be more annoying on a computer.
internet trolls that think they're original or don't think terms didn't exist before them. I said butthurt somewhere online and someone was like, original bro you got that from workaholics. Then someone else was like "internet trolls have been using it for long before Workaholics." These dipshits didn't realize there were junior high playgrounds before the internet existed :rolleyes:
What I DON'T hate is this random knowledge you seem to have about shit, don't know if its true, don't care, but I believe it 100%.Quote:
Originally Posted by iceman
QFST.... Quoted for Supposed TruthQuote:
Originally Posted by AK47bp
Wasn't it a Levi's TV ad?Quote:
Originally Posted by iceman