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The little hard bit that forms in the tooth paste, apparently no one at colgate gives a fuck about their job.
When the dishes in the sink get piled over the sponge, I just throw it the garbage and start over.
People parking in front of my house. Public street? Yes, I don't care park somewhere else.
Both seem to be your fault, not someone else's. Put the cap on the toothpaste after you use it and wallah - no crusty bit.Quote:
Originally Posted by Dhelihiker
oh i was told the crusty bit was from bacteria in your water that contacts the tube opening when you put your toothpaste on your brush. said bacteria then start eating and shitting their way into the tube, the latter of which forms the crusty bit.
you should never use the toothpaste within an inch of the crusty bit.
What is this toothpaste stuff of which you speak?
People who say or type wallah.
Similarly, my friend who taught ski school had a great line when separating a large group into smaller groups based on their ability. As he would watch them ski towards him he would yell at them where to stop... either "Above Me" or "Below Me"... but "Below Me" always came out as "BLOW ME" if it was a hot female.Quote:
Originally Posted by telemike
Annoyingly juvenile indeed.
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Originally Posted by Tippster
I actually blame my Wife, I didn't think it was fair to implicate her in the original post but now I must defend my honor
people that don't know how to spell voila.
You mean viola.Quote:
Originally Posted by Dhelihiker
Heh. I was going to respond with the same thing.
I actually think tipp was fucking with us, at last I hope so.
Viola is what your sister played in grade school
Voila is what she said when she showed me her tits
I think you you mean vwalla.Quote:
Originally Posted by Dhelihiker
It's violin you fucking tards
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Originally Posted by Hugh Conway
Fuck that... Let em run free. Darwinism at its finest.
My son played tee ball with a girl that was absolutely, 100% brain dead. She never talked, dead stare, couldn't get her to do anything like bat or even stand in the field. She would wander off the field into the parking lot at least twice a game/practice... Just walk off the infield in the middle of the game. Her mother, father, brother, AND sister were all exactly the same. After a couple weeks of this no one would even flinch when she'd wander off. We all just let her go. I was actually praying someone would mow her down. Yeah, I'm a dick... But all the moms and sweet little grandmas didn't give a fuck about her either after figuring out what we were dealing with.
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People that drink chai.
White chicks with henna art.
People who forget the grave accent... ^^^voilàQuote:
Originally Posted by Dhelihiker
http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=wallahQuote:
Originally Posted by Danno
KCCO
The idiots shopping at Whole Foods.
People that wear ball caps under bike helmets.
Yeah, I had an annoying morning.
people that shop at Whole Foods on Saturday morning and don't expect to find a bunch of idiots wearing KKCO ball caps under bike helmuts.....
When I can't come up with a good counter-response that doesn't sound whiney.
Chive On!
<<fist bump>>
People that give helmets German names.Quote:
Originally Posted by telemike
My wife blasting Michael Buble this afternoon and asking me to download some Robin Thicke for her. Yeah, I'll get right on it, hun.
Idiots who let their aggressive dogs free range about town.
dogs.....
Saw an old man in a restaurant today who had a toothpick in his barely-there hair. I thought it was a twig that had, unbeknownst to him, fallen on his head; but after he finished eating, he reached up, grabbed it, and shoved it in his mouth. What the fuck.
I now have a completely new and unexpected thing to be annoyed by.
Extroverts.
Thank you... that was worth clicking for... I'm dying over here.Quote:
Originally Posted by Flyoverland Captive
Spelling Nazis...Quote:
Originally Posted by Tippster
You're a monster!Quote:
Originally Posted by telemike
Well, we do have a nice flague.Quote:
Originally Posted by BigDaddy
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Who the hell is Michelle Bubble?Quote:
Originally Posted by Moeghoul
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Fat people wearing pajamas.
In public.
In the afternoon.
That can't count or make any sense of money.
You get to a foreign country and turn your phone on. Knowing that you forgot to turn data roaming off before leaving the states, you fumble to turn it off. In the meantime you start receiving all sorts of crap you didn't even want. Texts, junk email, etc. Oops, there went 60 bucks. Fuck!
This one makes me throw up a little bit in my mouth.... Seeing that you live in NE WA, just what restaurant was that? I would like to avoid it.Quote:
Originally Posted by Flyoverland Captive
People who buy 6 minutes worth of lottery tickets at the convenience store.
Bonus are awarded when I'm standing there with cash in hand to pay for my $4 item.
Shopping at a new grocery store. I was at the beach this past week, and shopping for a short list of things took forever. I don't remember what the final item was, but after my second lap of the store, I was ready to reenact the coffee scene from Moscow on the Hudson.
Re: booner's grocery store rant. I was at the store with my old man last year. There was a woman following protocol, standing behind her nicely parked cart getting something off the shelf. Another woman and her daughter, heading the opposite direction, see something they like and park their cart right next woman 1's, blocking the aisle and therefore my old man who is following behind them. The old man has zero patience, and without even the slightest bit of hesitation, rams the cart, shoves it into the shelves behind woman 1 and continues walking down the aisle.
This is almost as bad as shopping at a different location of the same chain you always go to in the same city only to find out that everything is in a different place. Like come on!Quote:
Originally Posted by bagtagley
what about white guys? Back when I was a feral hippy freak living in a tent cabin I had my whole body painted with henna art by a coupla hippy chicks at a crazy festival...Quote:
Originally Posted by MakersTeleMark