My husband after 10 beers... So worthless we cant even fuck and he's going to snore all night too. I'm going to bed... Hope he falls asleep on the couch. ;)
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My husband after 10 beers... So worthless we cant even fuck and he's going to snore all night too. I'm going to bed... Hope he falls asleep on the couch. ;)
^^^you two should get together and have a 3 way with Parvo.
Please make a proper TR
The wife's passed out... Sext me SugarQuote:
Originally Posted by hikesalot
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Now that would be funny, i just dont think i'm drunk enough.
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Originally Posted by hikesalot
Bullshit... Call me Carlos baby bitch
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Unfortunately i'm passing out too and you need to get back to your ebay scam.Quote:
Originally Posted by booner
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Originally Posted by hikesalot
I'm losing all the way around tonight.
Back to the pile.
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Funneh. The editor I used to work with would frequently ask NHL segment producers "hey, you want a stamp for that?" Then spend a half hour trying to resurrect their blown out levels.Quote:
Originally Posted by systemoverblow'd
Producers who ask for a graphic, give no direction, and then say "it sucks, change it", and still give you no direction.
Workplace microwaves.
Do we really need to nuke last night's sea-cucumber or fish-stew in the office microwave? And don't worry if it explodes, someone else will clean that up.
Office popcorn. Just end it already.
"Feelers" in gear swap. Do you want to sell that shit or not?
The number of times I have been at my desk and wished I had a nice bag of microwave popcorn I can count on zero hands.Quote:
Originally Posted by Barnballs
Well wait, sam said we should give them luggageQuote:
Originally Posted by Hugh Conway
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=P0q4o58pKwA
That actually sounds like a great way to tell if you're in the wrong vacation spot.Quote:
Originally Posted by Hugh Conway
On a related note these women who have roller briefcases with God-knows-what in them, they weigh legitimately 320 lbs (ze women), and take the elevator that is slow to begin with to the second floor.
Both ways.
You know hon, we may be able to fit about a dozen more people in here if you and your herd didn't pack up the entire office credenza, your cat carrier, and your hardcover collection of 50 Shades of Gray into your roller-hoarder bag. :cussing::the_finge
Whoah, there's a lot going on in there.Quote:
Originally Posted by systemoverblow'd
Aaaah, I got it. In my head I had a picture of a couple fattys from N.J. dragging their fake, plastic, LV roller bags down the beach through ankle deep, soft sand on their way to the pee-in-the-pool all-inclusive.Quote:
Originally Posted by Hugh Conway
What the hell are they doing dragging roller bags on your dog beach?
girls who hula hoop with clothes on.
you read my mind. The whole time I was thinking...."why the fuck is her shirt on?"Quote:
Originally Posted by cinnepa
People that snipe in at the end of an auction and buy your shit and then wait a long ass time to pay.
Couples who swing dance...to ANY song, including cuntry-thrash.
People that say "I must of caught what so-and-so had" all while knowing the bug that the original person "had" was made up also. We're adults and we get sick days, just say you aren't feeling well if you want to use one. No need to make up some elaborate bullshit.
Speeding tickets
All those JONGS who are refugees from TTips. Scram you stinky hippies.
Delay...delay...delay...taxi...stop return to terminal...delay...cancel...rebook...delay...delay ...still waiting...
FUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKINGFUCK!!!
Company proudly displaying how our whole New York office went to a baseball game during a work day but trying to get reimbursed for TRAINING I want to do on my weekend is next to impossible.
Sallie Mae.
If she were an actual person, I would stab her in the face with an ice axe and throw her kicking and screaming body into a ditch...full of hammerhead riding piranhas.
...so maybe it's beyond "annoy."
my girlfriend doesn't like me spending time on TGR ... ???
or snow&mud ...
People who complain about their fibromyalgia or Chronic Fatigue Syndrome....what a bunch of horseshit those two "diseases" are.
It's called try to do a few less things in your life. Instead of committing to 8 billion things for your job or family, try to do a few less things and you probably won't "catch" CFS. Or for those fat asses that love to sit on the couch and complain about their fibromyalgia...get out and take a walk.
People like you who have not heard of Lyme disease and that many, many cases of it are undiagnosed or misdiagnosed (often as CFS or FM). So STFU and do some research.Quote:
Originally Posted by mtnjam
People who send you and email saying "call me".
Fuck you- you call me!
oh my friend...I have heard of Lyme disease, I did grow up in Wisconsin
Just saying that many cases of FM and CFS are over diagnosed and are just a crutch for physicians to lean on to "give" a diagnosis to a patient and throw some more pills at them. I see way too many patients through the year to fully blame it on Lyme disease. Unfortunately, a lot of times, I see it as obesity and pure laziness leading to those diagnosis'
Maybe your fat ass should stop eating diseased lymes.Quote:
Originally Posted by riser3
blood blisters. Especially on that little webbing of skin attaching your thumb to your hand.
I prefer to text people to call me.Quote:
Originally Posted by OldLarry
Tooshay, or shall I say, summer's eve...Quote:
Originally Posted by BigDaddy
They make lube and lotion for a reason.Quote:
Originally Posted by systemoverblow'd
You get blood blisters from friction? You're weird.Quote:
Originally Posted by WWCD
I know it's my own impatience, but I can't stand getting stuck behind slow walkers.
Continuing that theme:
People that walk three and four wide.
Walkers that make sudden stops.
Groups that congregate in the middle of walkways.
MSHA
I had a government official tell me this morning that he pays taxes just like the rest of us. Refused to understand that his entire pay came from my taxes, so when he paid taxes it was just his government circle jerking the money around, which does nothing but waste more of my hard earned money.