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Actually home at the moment, but I could visit your house if you like.
sorry, arizona grads have a hard time with the street address.Quote:
Originally Posted by P_McPoser
Yeah, we don't get much practice finding our friends and families in high density lean-to barrios like Oregon folk.
it's different in portland. portland is weird. i live in a commune. in the basement of course but it's cheap livin.
hate to derail this thread but I got a robo call from United Airlines at 3 am this morning. Your 8am flight is delayed till 11am. But please come to the airport at the same time as we might move the flight up. And have a lovely evening. How f-ing stoopid is that?
My flight was recently delayed out of NY. They said due to another delayed flight our pilot wasn't going to make it. A few minutes later while at the bar they called and said they found another pilot and the plane was going to leave early. WTF? I barely made it to my gate in time.Quote:
Originally Posted by whipski
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Irrationally infuriates me! There's this 20-something chick in our building, kinda cute...appears to be in decent physical shape, but dammit if 3-4 times per week she doesn't hop on the elevator on the 6th floor and presses #7 or vice-versa.
Every time I see her, I just want to laid a heavy throat chop on her!
Church.Quote:
Originally Posted by smartyiak
(yeah, I'm trying to bring that back, along with RAD)
Just spent a few days in a very old town, in a very old but pretty hotel, with two out of 3 elevators "under maintenance" and every asshole that hit "2" got my not so intimidating glare. I swear it took 30 minutes to get a lift to the 10th floor.
jerks.
EDIT: to add
Local news. Can't they ever report on some shit that is good? Something like, Dude saves a family of five from a burning Pontiac Fiero?
This is what I saw today:
I guess I'm just pissed about the hair extensions.Quote:
11Alive Top 5 stories for your morning:
-A likely arson case at an Atlanta home
-An Alert System to flag weather, security danger
-A smash-and-grab for hair extensions
-Pedestrian killed on I-285
I've been going nuts at work lately because one of the two escalators going to the first floor in my building is down for maintenance. It's unusable because they've got it blocked off. In the morning--for some unexplainable reason--they've got the one working escalator going down. WTF good does an escalator going down do at the time of day when everyone is going up? I don't get it. I never understood why they installed escalators in the building in the first place instead of stairs. It's a four floor building for Pete's sake.Quote:
Originally Posted by BmillsSkier
Speaking off which...Westboro Baptist was here yesterday. They don't really annoy me though; they're sorta like Yosemite Sam: comin into town shootin' and hollerin'...but so over the top as to be cartoonish.Quote:
Originally Posted by BmillsSkier
Annoying: Having a ladder come out from under me while caulking a window on the second floor and hitting the driveway. More annoying: I told myself that the ladder was at too shallow an angle to climb, but was too lazy to adjust it because it was fine like that the last time up despite having a convo with my neighbor about ladder accidents the day before.
Most Annoying: The luckiest thing to happen to me so far this year is not smashing my skull on the driveway and walking away with some lumps and sprains. FML
In my building the stairs are for fire exit only -- all doors to the stairs are alarmed. Fucking stupid.Quote:
Originally Posted by smartyiak
I was going to say the same thing. It's obnoxious. Once you get into the stairwell, your only way out is on the ground floor. We've actually got offices on 4 and 6, and I'd prefer to hoof it between the two, but it's not an option.Quote:
Originally Posted by Tippster
My dick doesn't seem to be as hard as it used to be.
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Originally Posted by Tippster
In our building you can use the stairwells on all floors except between 1 and 2. It's for security purposes. You can go down, but can't get up from the lobby. Once you'r in the second floor cage though you have free run. I usually use the stairs between six and seven just because if is right outside my office and the elevator is halfway across the office. Can never forget my badge though or it's walking all the way down to the lobby, signing in with security and taking the elevator back up. So... dumb.Quote:
Originally Posted by Captain Awesome
Alex Rodriguez. What a fucking tool. I can't believe we didn't managw to ditxh that guy somewhere...
Pretty sure there's one weird trick for that.Quote:
Originally Posted by timnormandin
^^^Ya, put check the side effects as some of the shit can make your dick look like a yam:eek:
Ear hair. Jesus, that's annoying.
When my thumb knuckle hits my asshole while wiping my ass.
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Originally Posted by GoldMember
Keeps flaming match heads from flying in though.
Yeah, but then the ear hair catches on fire. Both good and bad; no more ear hair but plenty of burnt ear skin.Quote:
Originally Posted by iceman
ah, your irrational responses in the fatty thread make a lot more sense now.Quote:
Originally Posted by Hugh Conway
When someone gives me major changes to a project at 5PM and then that person goes home.
I had a company and client-wide webinar I hosted awhile back. Marketing substantially changed the PP slide deck 10 minutes before going live. Said it would help with flow. Who's flow?Quote:
Originally Posted by systemoverblow'd
Sounds like par for the course here. I already worked the 4th of July and 12 hour days last week to get this done and this change has been in there the whole time... figures.Quote:
Originally Posted by commonlaw
Figures? Six figures?Quote:
Originally Posted by systemoverblow'd
A client once sent my NY office a text from Camp Muir needing an order of "21 day lead time" custom printed tee shirts in 10 days. No art supplied. 3 subcontractors to rush. But that was pretty much the norm in the business. Guess that's why it's called work.
Took you this fucking long to think of a come back and you still posted it?! Classic!Quote:
Originally Posted by Hugh Conway
I hate fat people.
I'll tell you what annoys me.... Getting startled by a rattlestick! That's a fucking stick that I thought was a snake that was only a stick.
And to quote Hugh...
Jesus dumbfuck.
Almost as a rule, if someone has a PP presentation it needs some work on its flow. But what do I know, I'm just a marketing guy :fmicon:Quote:
Originally Posted by commonlaw
It sure as fuck did :)Quote:
Originally Posted by Phildo_Baggins
But the irony of improving flow by changing my deck 10 minutes before go live was nearly too much.
Girls who fish for compliments.
when they call you to ask questions about the email where every fucking question is answered in the email..... fuck!!!
woooop, zing!Quote:
Originally Posted by concretejungle
my beer is empty and now I have to get up, walk 10ft to the fridge to get another,
fark thats anoying ...
I guess it could be worse, I coulda run outa beer eh ...
Have DVDs that won't let you fast forward through ads or previews come up yet?