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if you need to die in somebody's arms, i'm clutch. i don't go out of my way looking for it, but if you happen to be around, i'll soothe you into the afterworld as your blood runs out on the street toward the rest of your body.Quote:
Originally Posted by Parvo
That sounds real nice. And it would it kill you to let me have a couple last drags off a smoke while you softly sing Mockingbird to me? That's how I want to go out.Quote:
Originally Posted by spook
i don't smoke, but i'll work something out.
Co-worker watching big bang theory when there's playoff hockey on!
Sweet! She was just distracted by lizards scaring kittens on her computer long enough for me to hijack the remote!
yeah annoyed as hell, trying to watch playoff hockey and the mrs is streaming something stupid during overtime, and causes my stream to keep getting stuck. arg.
Hahaha legendary:yourock:Quote:
Originally Posted by spook
http://www.dvdverdict.com/images/rev...lferrell04.jpgQuote:
Originally Posted by toast2266
yeah, that's my sister in law. like fucking spot on.Quote:
Originally Posted by Mazderati
Song stylists singing the national anthem. At my kids lax games they play a Whitney Houston version that makes me want to kill myself.
Shoot out the speakers?
Canadians eh.
More snow in one day in May than in January and February combined.Quote:
Originally Posted by IVplay
http://www.weather.gov/media/btv/cli...s/snowfall.pdf
Tailgating. Try riding my ass in your truck or SUV you ain't gettin anywhere with that shit except maybe brake checked.
Just wing it, it'll be fine. Holy shit that's brutal.Quote:
Originally Posted by frorider
No bitch that ain't how it works. Tailgate me and the last thing ill do is get outta your way.Quote:
Originally Posted by gointhedistance
Dumb fuck.
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Originally Posted by frorider
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hyCc1DzRAgQQuote:
Originally Posted by MMP
Youre a disrespectful tailgater who doesn't know about safe following distances. Typical WA asshole. People like you shouldn't even be driving.
Your the next contestant on... Guess the alias!Quote:
Originally Posted by I Fvckd Mrs. ngle!
I'm locking in Hugh Conway
Ridiculously small outlook mailbox size. Every other goddamn week I have to go through and delete emails.
People who let their 2yr olds run around Starbucks in the morning like they live there.
People who complain.
Not knowing which is more wasteful: Throw away uneaten food at the restaurant, or using their plastic briefcase & bag to bring it home.
When a meeting is called and ends up being an hour of 2 people talking to each other about something that could've been solved over e-mail.
Right now. Someone in our office, just outside my door, having a loud conversation and laughing a lot while I'm trying to concentrate. Go AWAY!
I've got that going on in the office across from mine, which is occupied by someone who seems to be trying on a new fake laugh.Quote:
Originally Posted by GoldMember
That's so funny! tee hee hee hee!
Skipping last weekend because we had a day of important meetings, and then I covered my boss' shift so that he could go see his little brother graduate, all so that I can get a 5 day weekend this week during the last week of spring bear season. Guess who is sick for the first time in 5 years?
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Originally Posted by boltonoutlaw
that's so wasteful. you're supposed to shit in the take home container after you eat your leftovers and THEN throw it out. you're wasting 50% of it's intended life cycle.
Fucking hipsters, metrosexuals, and every other form of no-balled pussy who have infected north america.
I blame europe for this phenomena. It is a well documented fact that the explorers left eurpoe because they were too manly for that shit hole full of tea sipping cunts, and now they have finally caught up with us.
Thank God John Wayne and Ronald Reagan aren't around to see what has become of their land.
Americans who say "spot on" without a hint of irony
Test drove a car the other day, found a bunch of issues with it and told sales douche we were going to pass on it. Today he's called me three times leaving voicemails saying he "knew we were pretty close on the car." This comes after he promised he would never call when I had to put my phone number down on the checkout sheet.
Cant stand fucking Teabaggers, conservatives, Christians, or any other right wing bitches. Nothing worse than having to work with a fucking teabagger who has to repeat everything they saw on hannity.
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Originally Posted by AaronWright
JESUS FUCKING CHRIST I HATE THAT.
Adults who wear Disney apparel.
People who have to give a huge preamble and pre-apology to any question they're about to ask or statement they're about to make. It's usually women. I'm on a local board here and one of the female members starts every question or statement like:
"I'm sorry, and this is just me talking, and I don't know how you all feel about this, but I just need to ask this and I'm sorry if you don't agree but this just needs to be said and maybe it's a dumb question but I just need to ask it so I'm just going to put it out there and I'm sorry if you think this is crazy but..."
Ask the fucking question already for Christ's sake!!
People who have to remind you that they play snooker.
Americans who adopt brit-isms, period.Quote:
Originally Posted by AaronWright
them: "Cheers!"
me: "I love that show!"
wanker.....Quote:
Originally Posted by stfu&gbtw
Brits who live in the USA and complain about it.Quote:
Originally Posted by PNWbrit
Don't be a sore loser.
All of it's funny but jump to 1.16Quote:
Originally Posted by flowing alpy
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DWynJkN5HbQ
I've never complained about living where I chose to live in the US.Quote:
Originally Posted by stfu&gbtw
Edit: apart from WA drivers.