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Originally Posted by farmer
Say no more...
I like to annoy people from Oregon (I’m from OR) and Nevada by mispronouncing their states. I say Ore-gone and Nev-ah-dah… really fucking annoys people from those states and they’re always very quick to correct me. I take pleasure in that.
Wheelsize Nazis
Coming back from an hour meeting to find 32 emails, none of which were actually for me. Fucking distro lists.
When people don't know why I'm flashing my brites at them....
I take pleasure in it as well: Ella-noise.Quote:
Originally Posted by Parvo
Velcro - sometimes:cussing:
Having to take a dump right after a shower.
Fucking people from Colorado. Christ, this place is a toolbox sometimes.
or any man that uses the word "yum" in any context. Yummy? worse.Quote:
Originally Posted by stfu&gbtw
Texting while driving.
I have 30 minute commute on a freeway. You can see them from way back. They're in the slow lane. They're swerving like they're George Jones leaving a honky tonk at 2am. Then you see the eyes it the rear-view. They're looking down. Then quickly up to check the traffic. Then right back down. I see at least 5, sometimes up to 10 driving texters a day. 80% of them chicks. It's just so maddening.
Lately, I've been pulling beside them to try and get their attention so I can give them the "WTF?!" gesture. But I have not yet been able to pull their attention from them telling their friend that Jenny from payroll is a bitch or to meet them at Applebee's or whatever the fuck it is that they text each other.
Unless it is in a creepy voice when a smoking hot chick walks by, I'll give a pass for that one.Quote:
Originally Posted by MMP
"mmmmm yummy"
People that say something is "delish." Drives me up the fucking wall.Quote:
Originally Posted by MMP
Ugh. Exactly. Same horse different color.Quote:
Originally Posted by systemoverblow'd
Holding your dog in your lap while driving.Quote:
Originally Posted by GiBo
people who get all self-righteous about others texting or using the phone while driving. Just because I'm on the phone doesn't mean I can't see you crossing the street or changing lanes, or turning left etc...
Actually just owning a (when fully grown) dog that's small enough to have in their lap and still drive.Quote:
Originally Posted by funkendrenchman
Giving up goals on a power play.
How does losing to the leafs in seven feel? That should make the list for all the Bruin fans once the first round is over.Quote:
Originally Posted by MMP
http://pawsru.org/fc/src/fc94651_Srsly.jpgQuote:
Originally Posted by jfost
No spare roll of TP this AM after setting a personal best on the bowl while reading a good article in RR.
Venetian blinds that don't go down without assistance.
oh! that's a good one... when one side falls down fine and the other sticks and the cords get all jacked & bound up... FUCK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!Quote:
Originally Posted by systemoverblow'd
Then you pull it up and the other side get stuck.... Fuck that's annoying.Quote:
Originally Posted by jfost
Thank god we have automated blinds in my house. Worth the investment.
Scarlett Johansson doesn't do porn.
Spoiled rich kids who talk about the value the worthless garbage their rich parents buy, as though they had any concept of what things are really worth.
People that use facebook as their political soapbox, all.day.every.day.
people who call their husband/wife "lover" or "my love"
Paid internet shills who prefer that people keep their opinions to themselves.
No but her lookalike Lexi Belle does.Quote:
Originally Posted by johngenx
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Originally Posted by systemoverblow'd
People who type vague posts on FB, so people will respond and act interested. eg. "OMG, I can't believe what happened this morning."
People who allow FB to post scores and updates on the dumbass games they are playing.
sergio whining in a golf tournament.
People from Euroland bidding on my eBay shit when I explicitly say I will not ship internationally.
Wait... what?!Quote:
Originally Posted by IVplay
Who's annoyed?
I was trying to remember what thread he posted this in!Quote:
Originally Posted by BigDaddy
Fucking fuck.Quote:
Originally Posted by BigDaddy
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Originally Posted by IVplay
hubris is a bitch.Quote:
Originally Posted by IVplay
you know whats annoying? magazines that have cologne samples in them, that's what
IVplay is Spook? That would make perfect sense.Quote:
Originally Posted by IVplay
Fucking over the hill wannabe racer carving douchebags who think they own the whole hill. I was skiing into the base area today and one of these dicks was in front of me, using all 200' of the groomer.. I ski all the way over to the left side to pass and tried to time it right to avoid him, but he saw me coming and made sure our lines would intersect. As I'm trying to sneak by, he sees me, and rather than doing anything with the 190' of trail to his right, he points and yells that he has the right of way as he skis to the very edge of the trail in front of me. As he turned back into the trail, I speed checked hard right and threw him a nice slush faceshot and he exploded. I hope he enjoyed having the right of way.
I'm about to head out on an annoying 5 hour drive with our CEO to a conference. the conversation will be unbearable because he's old and tells you the same story several times. Throughout the 5 hour drive I'll hear about his wife's new bike 5 times, and its not like I can say "hey old man, I heard that already!"
He's also an aggressive, road raging, inconsiderate, and easily distracted east coast-style driver so my angina will be through the roof... and I'd rather die cradled in the arms of Spook than in a burned out wreck with my boss. And he rented a compact car therefore I can't take my mountain bike, but he can take his clubs.