Shit that annoys you

I'm annoyed that The Bear is winning awards (golden globes and Emmys) for best comedy. It's a great show and maybe deserves awards, but it's not a comedy. But the awards givers are too confused by the fact that it's 30 minute episodes.

Yeah I think run time is literally the only delineation.

Mass state trooper car chase just ended in our sleepy little suburb. Suspect is on the loose, direction unknown, within about a quarter mile of my house judging by the police reports. The helicopters keep circling. Cops driving up and down the street. Guess we’re not sleeping tonight.

Are you armed and what’d they do?

No idea, but as soon as I typed that got a tweet that the K9 found him. This should go in the dog stoke thread now

Dogs rule. Now you get sleep. Perfect.

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Dogs rule.

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Yeah I think run time is literally the only delineation.

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We were trying to figure that out as well. Also, the category that had “The Beef” in it is a category that we just don’t watch apparently. Every single show in that category was something we hadn’t seen.

Fucking Cat.

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He's an artist!

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Fucking Cat.

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I can picture the moment. Cat sitting there all bored, looming over the iPad with a paw in the air, looking your way, basically daring you to do something about it. The fear in your eyes. The malevolent joy in his. Then "don't you dare" shout from you. The lazy swipe of the paw followed by the mildly interested look at the carnage, "so that's what happens when a $1000 piece of glass hits tile uh, would have never guessed but good times". More shouting from you. The cat fleeing the scene, content at last, thinking of where to nap.

In my case it was a phone.

When you are in the middle of writing something and the pen stops working. You grab other scraps and papers and the pen works perfectly on every other piece of paper except the one you need to write on. And of course you can't find another pen in the same color anywhere in the house. Bonus points when it's an important document and you have no ability to print another copy out to start over.

Also, this:

Go to replace the air filter at my parents house and notice this. The cutout in the furnace cover is in the wrong spot so the 60A breaker is getting pinched by the cover and can't move. Instead of fixing it, whoever installed it put electrical tape over top to hide it.

http://www.habventures.com/photos/09...nace_cover.jpg

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Also, this:

Go to replace the air filter at my parents house and notice this. The cutout in the furnace cover is in the wrong spot so the 60A breaker is getting pinched by the cover and can't move. Instead of fixing it, whoever installed it put electrical tape over top to hide it.

http://www.habventures.com/photos/09...nace_cover.jpg

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Fucking hvac guys...

It's also nice when the homeowner smells something hot/burning coming from their elec furnace but pretend it's fine.

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When you are in the middle of writing something and the pen stops working. You grab other scraps and papers and the pen works perfectly on every other piece of paper except the one you need to write on. And of course you can't find another pen in the same color anywhere in the house. Bonus points when it's an important document and you have no ability to print another copy out to start over.

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You probably got skin oil or other crud on the paper where you want to write. That's my explanation for this aggravating phenomenon. Handle important papers carefully.

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I can picture the moment. Cat sitting there all bored, looming over the iPad with a paw in the air, looking your way, basically daring you to do something about it. The fear in your eyes. The malevolent joy in his. Then "don't you dare" shout from you. The lazy swipe of the paw followed by the mildly interested look at the carnage, "so that's what happens when a $1000 piece of glass hits tile uh, would have never guessed but good times". More shouting from you. The cat fleeing the scene, content at last, thinking of where to nap.

In my case it was a phone.

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Right? Why can't the cat do what she normally does when she's bored and pick a fight with the dog or something?

The days when my back hurts so bad I can't even sit comfortably annoy me greatly

People who pull this move on the highway... "Oh shit! There's my exit!" [yanks wheel hard to the right and sails across 3 lanes like nobody else exists] Seriously. WTF is wrong with idiots like this? I've witnessed it too many times to count.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vIV_UafxTj0

This one's kind of hilarious cuz they end up wrecking their own car over their idiocy:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=a1OfYFC8scY

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People who pull this move on the highway... "Oh shit! There's my exit!" [yanks wheel hard to the right and sails across 3 lanes like nobody else exists] Seriously. WTF is wrong with idiots like this? I've witnessed it too many times to count.

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In their defense - it's well known that expressways like that have NO other exits. It's not like they can just drive another mile and exit sanely. :rolleyes2 :D

You’ve never missed an exit that added 40+ miles to your journey? I have.

Nice that GPS tells you what lane you need to be in these days. Agreed there’s not much excuse.

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You’ve never missed an exit that added 40+ miles to your journey? I have.

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Well, in your defense - you're a dumbass.

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My BIL pulled this maneuver early in our marriage with five people in the car, and I've never been a passenger while he's driving again.

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People who pull this move on the highway... "Oh shit! There's my exit!" [yanks wheel hard to the right and sails across 3 lanes like nobody else exists] Seriously. WTF is wrong with idiots like this? I've witnessed it too many times to count.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vIV_UafxTj0

This one's kind of hilarious cuz they end up wrecking their own car over their idiocy:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=a1OfYFC8scY

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It's one thing to just cut over without looking or having the skills to pull it off. It's quite another when you can adequately judge and execute threading the needle at high speeds. Hate the people who wreck. Don't hate the people who can pull this off. The trick is knowing if you have the skills and there's enough margin of error to account for some other driver deciding to pull a Ca-razy Ivan at the same time.

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It's one thing to just cut over without looking or having the skills to pull it off. It's quite another when you can adequately judge and execute threading the needle at high speeds. Hate the people who wreck. Don't hate the people who can pull this off. The trick is knowing if you have the skills and there's enough margin of error to account for some other driver deciding to pull a Ca-razy Ivan at the same time.

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The problem is they might pull it off but cause others to wreck in the process.

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It's one thing to just cut over without looking or having the skills to pull it off. It's quite another when you can adequately judge and execute threading the needle at high speeds. Hate the people who wreck. Don't hate the people who can pull this off. The trick is knowing if you have the skills and there's enough margin of error to account for some other driver deciding to pull a Ca-razy Ivan at the same time.

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All the people I know with the skills are dead.

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It's one thing to just cut over without looking or having the skills to pull it off. It's quite another when you can adequately judge and execute threading the needle at high speeds. Hate the people who wreck. Don't hate the people who can pull this off. The trick is knowing if you have the skills and there's enough margin of error to account for some other driver deciding to pull a Ca-razy Ivan at the same time.

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Can you all remind me to NEVER ride in a vehicle that riser4 is driving? :D

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My BIL pulled this maneuver early in our marriage with five people in the car, and I've never been a passenger while he's driving again.

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You're married to your BIL???

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You're married to your BIL???

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NTTAWWT. This is a safe space, free from judgement. :D

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Can you all remind me to NEVER ride in a vehicle that riser4 is driving? :D

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Fine by me. I hate driving. You are welcome to take the wheel.

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Can you all remind me to NEVER ride in a vehicle that riser4 is driving? :D

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Haha. For real! Riser's literally the only person here who can watch those videos and be like...

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Haha. For real! Riser's literally the only person here who can watch those videos and be like...

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LOL. There's nuance to what I said. Neither example had people with the skills. I'm saying that crossing multiple lanes can be executed safely with proper skills, which includes being able to see what's going on around you and allow a significant safety margin based on the unpredictability of other drivers and sudden unseen road hazards. Neither video exemplified that. And I was not saying that those people were OK. They clearly were not. My reaction was based on interpreting your post to be saying that all people who cross multiple lanes of traffic to get off an exit are wrong in all circumstances. I'll go back under my rock now.

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LOL. There's nuance to what I said. Neither example had people with the skills. I'm saying that crossing multiple lanes can be executed safely with proper skills, which includes being able to see what's going on around you and allow a significant safety margin based on the unpredictability of other drivers and sudden unseen road hazards. Neither video exemplified that. And I was not saying that those people were OK. They clearly were not. My reaction was based on interpreting your post to be saying that all people who cross multiple lanes of traffic to get off an exit are wrong in all circumstances. I'll go back under my rock now.

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if you have the skills to cross multiple lanes of traffic safely, without causing accident to you or to anyone whose path you cross, you should also have the skills to be in the correct fucking lane or the skills to get off at the next fucking exit.

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if you have the skills to cross multiple lanes of traffic safely, without causing accident to you or to anyone whose path you cross, you should also have the skills to be in the correct fucking lane or the skills to get off at the next fucking exit.

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This. Nobody that actually has these skills would pull a rookie move like that.

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if you have the skills to cross multiple lanes of traffic safely, without causing accident to you or to anyone whose path you cross, you should also have the skills to be in the correct fucking lane or the skills to get off at the next fucking exit.

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Yup. Clearly I'm a retard.

While we're on the subject--people who get on the freeway and immediately diagonal across multiple lanes to get in the car pool lane. Where they'll drive 5 under, if that.

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People who pull this move on the highway... "Oh shit! There's my exit!"

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Seems like most of the drivers I see do that were in the slow lane but got impatient and decided they absolutely had to pass whoever was ahead of them, even though they'd be exiting in like 1/4 mile. Get over to the fast lane, then have to get back over pronto so they can exit. They're in a hurry, ya know!!

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While we're on the subject--people who get on the freeway and immediately diagonal across multiple lanes to get in the car pool lane. Where they'll drive 5 under, if that.

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I learned from spending time in the Seattle area that the effective speed limit for the carpool lane is about 90 mph, so I could see how someone driving 50 would throw a wrench in the works

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You're married to your BIL???

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I KNEW that wording would trip somebody up.

Don't change the subject.

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I learned from spending time in the Seattle area that the effective speed limit for the carpool lane is about 90 mph, so I could see how someone driving 50 would throw a wrench in the works

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My peoples' mass migration north is showing lol. When i first moved up here i was shocked at how slow everyone drove (comparatively). Lately, the gap has been closing.

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Seems like most of the drivers I see do that were in the slow lane but got impatient and decided they absolutely had to pass whoever was ahead of them, even though they'd be exiting in like 1/4 mile. Get over to the fast lane, then have to get back over pronto so they can exit. They're in a hurry, ya know!!

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Or, the flip side, they have to go around because they come up on a line of scared dumbfucks barely doing the speed minimum in the right lane because their exit is coming up in 5 or 10 miles or sometime in the next day. Stay off the freeway if you want to drive slow.