Perhaps collect *all* the shit-bags and deposit them on the windshield of offender's car?
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ooooohhh ........ dog shit smeared on their wipers + a little on the glass to trigger an attempt to "wash"!!!!!
That’s some evil genius stuff there
Losing a single contact is annoying, especially as you are rushing out the door.
Sometimes I can’t tell if I have one in the eye or not, and basically crush my eyeball trying to take an imaginary one out…
Norton antivirus pop ups keep getting more and more frequent and more and more persistent. I keep meaning to change but when it comes up for renewal all the devices running it are in different places so I wind up renewing out of laziness.
Curad and other band aid packaging. I'm bleeding and I don't want to fumble around trying to open the damn bandage!
Lots of funny (and difficult to remove) stickers for vigilante parking enforcement on Amazon....
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Wow, you guys really resist the whole live and let live, turn the other cheek, assume there’s two sides to every story approach to the world.
Are people annoying? Sure.
Is it worth being a giant dick to let them know you think they’re a bigger dick than you? Not in my experience.
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Well heck yeah, who doesn't like the squishy feel of dog poop between your toes and fingers?
Carrying a couple bandaids is a lot easier than carrying duct tape and paper towels around
Never had a problem. If it’s a shop wound I’m all about the paper towel and duct tape.
I consider the paper fibers aid in the healing.
Ok. Yeah. I do have bandaids in the travel dop kit
But I also travel with a homemade duct tape bindle
The purpose of bandaids is to quickly stop the blood from dripping so you can get back to cooking or working in the shop without getting blood all over the place. Nothing else works as well. Pro tip--if you think the cut needs duct tape you probably should get stitches.
It's hard to beat Bandaid Tough Strips.
Another pro tip--bad idea to type in the TRG's while you're bleeding. The buttons or keys get stuck.
UPS, USPS--don't send me repeated emails telling me when my delivery will happen unless you mean it. Please.
Earthquake alert system tested last night at 3 am rather than 10 am because some genius forgot that 7 hr time zone difference.
Tested? There was an actual earthquake here.
Whoa ..... the quake was at 10 AM (ish), so Fro's message was from the future?!?!?
Read the jet on a treadmill thread and it will clear things up for you.
Job raise systems that only reward time at a position rather than accomplishments. If I'm not getting paid for my work I guess I'm back in the job hunt.
At least you had a couple of full rows.
This 8”-2” x 8’ strip was annoying.
Why did I hit that one line twice… grumble.
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But still much nicer to smell fresh cut grass, instead of gas fumes.
drove out to the beach today to see a house for a project
before arriving, we stopped at the next nearest town to get something to eat before the inconveniently scheduled lunchtime meeting
we found a little sandwich place & ordered two bagels with cream cheese & grabbed two 20oz sodas from the cold case in front of the counter
cashier: "that will be $25"
us: "?!?!"
cashier: "yeah, city tax..."
us: "how much is the bagel & cream cheese?"
cashier: "$5.95"
us: [silence]
us: "that doesn't add up...how much are the drinks?"
cashier: "$5.95"
us: [silence][wtf?!?!] "ok, those are going back..."
later, back on the road, i googled the tax...at first losing coverage and wondering maybe she meant a metaphoric beach town tax since OR has no sales tax...but no, the city did enact a 5% sales tax
but, cashier-person...$6 for a fucking $2 soda is the problem, not the 5% tax
ffs, enacting metaphoric beach town taxes
You should go back and put dog shit on their door handle.
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they're prolly used to it