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Pussies that challenge someone to a contest then turns into a little girl when the challenge gets accepted.
Nice sexism. Ok your right ill get my parents to spend money over n argument with a guy on the Internet.Quote:
Originally Posted by telebobski
Old guys who start arguments with kids to make themselves feel better for dropping out of high school.
people complaining about the 20 inches of snow we got last weekend
Or any confined space. I'm inside the limited space - you're outside, trying to eventually occupy some of the limited space. Perhaps some additional free space in the limited space would assist you in your quest to occupy some of this limited space. Perhaps?Quote:
Originally Posted by benfjord
I saw this happen at least twice in NY, where the briefcase ended up on the subway minus its owner. If that's not proof of karma, I don't know what is.Quote:
Originally Posted by Phildo_Baggins
one day on my commute home in DC I saw this old guy with a hard sided briefcase stick it in the door sideways, sneak underneath it through the gap and pull the case inside after him. That was a pro move right there.Quote:
Originally Posted by stfu&gbtw
I saw something like that at Metro Center, but the person didn't make it and got dragged a good 10 feet before the train stopped.Quote:
Originally Posted by Phildo_Baggins
neighbors WINDCHIMES!!!!
X2!!! GrrrrrrQuote:
Originally Posted by cinnepa
Retail sales clerks. Especially those young keeners fresh out of a product knowledge clinic who can't wait to spew all the new marketing/tech terms they just learned.
Yapping away with an "industry insider" attitude like they invented the thing and nobody anywhere has ever seen nor heard of anything like it ever.
and the neighbors Bichon Frise.
i was called "Boss" 6-7 times while buying running shoes this week. mildly annoying.Quote:
Originally Posted by steff
if i say, "what's up sport" to one of my sons, he replies "not your sport chief", i reply not your chief Ace, him, not your ace guy,......and so it goes. I like profanity somewhat, so it gets ugly and funny pretty quickly.
That's classic MMP! Love that type of father/son banter.
The kid at Panda Express called me 'boss' last night. My son wasn't privy to the whole boss/sport/chief/hoss/captain/governor thing. He thought it was hilarious. Think I'll spend the weekend calling him a new generic super nickname every time I talk to him.
Fucking fixies. In rush hour traffic. Every day.
Get out of the middle of the lane you fucking J.O. And get some gears and brakes while you're at it, you're not in fucking Williamsburg.
God-damned-finklestein-shit-kid-sonsabitches-hipsters.
I'm trying to bring back "Mack." Who's with me?Quote:
Originally Posted by GiBo
I think I'll join you in this exercise :)Quote:
Originally Posted by GiBo
aint your skippy, mackQuote:
Originally Posted by The AD
All employees of fast food chains should be refereed to as "Brett".Quote:
Originally Posted by The AD
People who make extended cell phone calls in small quiet coffee shops.
Or just complete lack of self awareness in general.
SCAD students? That will probably only get worse as time goes on.Quote:
Originally Posted by BmillsSkier
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Originally Posted by powski3
My roommate calling his parents and using the speaker function, while yelling into the phone.
I was trying to sleep and I could hear the entire convo going on in the next room...sure it was 11am and Easter, but WTF?!?
Same kid doesn't know what "roommate duties" involve. ...never takes out trash, puts dishes away, vacuums, cleans, etc.
Hey Twinkie boy, you challenged me. I took you at your e-word. How was I to know you were just another Internet Tough Guy Cover Model that couldn't back up his shit.Quote:
Originally Posted by AssWipe
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That's why I mock your lack of balls, general maleness and credibility - not to mention your lack of skiing skill. Forty seven days my fucking ass - you ride what, 40 days just fine then just when you arrive in Vail your feet grow so much your boots cause nerve damage? Riggghhht...
And you're right, I did drop out of college - twice - to go skiing. I went back and earned a degree or two though...
But enough about me...are you in grade 8 or 9?
LOL. Shhhhhh!Quote:
Originally Posted by Hugh Conway
So this one time in Fremont some guy on a fixie grabs the spoiler on the back of my car to hold himself upright without taking his feet out of his pedal clips at a red light. Only reason I didn't just drop the clutch was I was afraid he'd rip the spoiler off, but I did take off very briskly and laughed as he almost went down due to the unexpected acceleration.
Spoilers on everyday cars.
Geezers who are trollsQuote:
Originally Posted by Hugh Conway
Last week in Boston we were in a restaurant eating lunch and this woman is literally yelling into her phone, not angry - just a super loud talker having a "normal" conversation with her assistant or someone. Everybody is shooting her dirty looks and shit, but she didn't care. My boss was sitting in the chair right next to her.Quote:
Originally Posted by powski3
So when the woman paused for breath and a throat-lubricating sip of her Pinot Grigio my boss blurts out "and then they said the genital warts aren't going to go away just by picking them. I told them there's no fucking way I'm rubbing ointment on her vag every couple hours..." The woman looked at him and said "could you keep that inappropriate conversation down?" To which he replied "I will if you will." A couple tables around us laughed -- she got the message and told her phonemate she'd call back later.
that is gloriousQuote:
Originally Posted by Tippster
Tell it to the mfr. It's not like I had a choice. That said, I kinda like the way it looks. YMMV.Quote:
Originally Posted by Benny Profane
How are those gray hairs going there old guy?Quote:
Originally Posted by telebobski
Many of us on this board carry some gray, but you are unique in being the only one who hasn't yet grown pubes.Quote:
Originally Posted by IVplay
I have three grey hairs and they annoy me.
Seems like more of a catcher.
My mom, to this day, and for no real apparent reason, since day one of owning one, seems to think that no one can hear her on the other end of a cell phone. She talks so loud on her phone it's absurd, and almost always starts with, "Can you hear me?"
i don't want people holding my kid.Quote:
Originally Posted by toast2266
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Originally Posted by telebobski
that was a very impressive e-beatdown, boobski. i think you've found your wheelhouse.
jim fucking nantz. jesus fucking christ he's unbearable.
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Originally Posted by telebobski
oooh, so there's a sexual edge to the e-beatdown! way to go, boobski! ask for a birth certificate before you send him airfare!
They have to be. Right in the middle of fucking Peachtree in midtown. In rush hour. Every day.Quote:
Originally Posted by WWCD
Should've yelled at him that they're giving away free Decemberists tickets somewhere else. He would've gotten out of your way in no time flat.Quote:
Originally Posted by Hugh Conway
God help the hipster on a fixie who ever grabs onto my car.Quote:
Originally Posted by Chainsaw_Willie
Why do you keep on coming back to my pubes? Are you some sexual deviant?Quote:
Originally Posted by telebobski
Sorry, that's some next level shit going on.
Oh, did you stop writing your name after every post because you got called out or realized it is stupid?
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Originally Posted by concretejungle
oooooooooooooooooo mega petty smack down bro
Some think of it as being trolled, while some think of it as mindless entertainment. DD and Asswipe are both entertaining, although DD has a hudge edge on the latter.Quote:
Originally Posted by concretejungle
I remember when AKPM was but a young lad. Occasionally a little off, but he brought the stoke and the funnies, particularly his adventures with females. Asswipe brings ?????
I agreeQuote:
Originally Posted by IVplay