People that get iconic movie quotes wrong.
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People that resume a dead conversation just after I've turned away and taken enough steps to make their voice completely unintelligible. A rare variation: they're the one to walk away, and then they start talking again as they walk away.
Gear review bloggery.
Randoweenies.
Slow internet.
Heh. 2 weeks ago my kids and I met my mom for brunch at a pseudo-upscale French restaurant. We got seated next to this old couple and the woman looked at my kids (9 & 12) like she'd just had a cup of cornichon juice.
At the end of their meal she taps me on the shoulder and starts profusely praising my children for their table manners and intelligent conversation. My mom almost broke her face with her proud smile.
Not all kids suck, dood. Usually it's the parents. I'm a table manner Nazi, mainly because I too hate sitting near shitty kids in restaurants (or on planes ;) ) despite being a Dad.
My parents charge me rent to live in the slopeside condo.
I've been extremely annoyed with all of the shitty skiers lately at the resorts. It seems like everyone fucking sucks at skiing here and is always in my goddamn way!
I'm also annoyed with the Vail Resorts safety patrol AKA "Yellow Jackets". FUCK THEM!
I actually have gone to my fair share of nice restaurants globally since a young age. Honestly kudos to my parents for training me well when I was a little kid. Even now, most of my friends don't do the little things like napkins in lap, chewing with mouth closed, and not trying to tell over each other.
Um, a typo?
I figured it was some new-fangled kid speak I wasn't familiar with.
People with no understanding of personal space
Bad breath
Diarrhea right after taking a shower. Sooooooooooooooo annoying.
Or any road dump.
Thought you were bitching about all kids in nice restaurants.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NGVSIkEi3mM
I just always want to slap the shit out of them (parents and kids) and look up and say, "What? It takes a village."
One of my favorite restaurants in Grand Junction had a sign that read, "Well behaved children always welcome." - 626 on Rood.
ugh... the parents of loud or screaming kids.
"We're so used to it, we don't even notice anymore".
Grown ass whiny fucks bitching about little kids and their parents. Y'all are some miserable people who should move to an old folks home.
The Walmart parking lot in BZN.