Shit that annoys you

Bikes 2 abreast is traffic. Cars gotta deal with them.

Wasn't talking about this kind.

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That the new "Wendy" in the ads isn't doing porn. Porn with me. Not the hottest woman on the planet, but something about her cranks me up.

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Originally Posted by Mazderati

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People that walk three and four wide.
Walkers that make sudden stops.
Groups that congregate in the middle of walkways.

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people that have no spatial awareness in stores, especially in grocery stores with those carts, they just don't know how to go with the flow. The vitamin cottage in Boulder is a time sucking vortex, never expect to get in and out of there quickly.

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Originally Posted by east or bust

Wasn't talking about this kind.

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What, Fags?

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xGyKBFCd_u4

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Originally Posted by Mazderati

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People that walk three and four wide.
Walkers that make sudden stops.
Groups that congregate in the middle of walkways.

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Originally Posted by mud

people that have no spatial awareness in stores, especially in grocery stores with those carts, they just don't know how to go with the flow. The vitamin cottage in Boulder is a time sucking vortex, never expect to get in and out of there quickly.

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Adding: people who hang out in doorways or other choke points. Fucking move into/out of the goddamn room and chat!

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Originally Posted by AK47bp

Maybe your fat ass should stop eating diseased lymes.

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That made me laugh.

Heh. I guess it's more people that talk about tv all the time...

No. I haven't seem the latest stupid fucking commercial for whatever. Fuck off.

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Originally Posted by Tippster

Adding: people who hang out in doorways or other choke points. Fucking move into/out of the goddamn room and chat!

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Probably the finest and proudest moment of my life...walking into grocery store in Boston and the queen of white trash is walking in front of me into store. Bitch stops directly in front of door and blocks the whole deal while she puffs on the last 1/8 of an inch of her heater causing me and the guy next to me to almost bump into each other. We say sorry to each other and squeeze around this hag into single width door. I get 10 feet into store and she approaches me and says "didn't your mother teach you how to hold the door for a lady?" I screamed "GO FUCK YOURSELF!" at the troll about as loud as I could...the whole produce section turned and looked at me..I remember one guy on his phone next to me saying "oh shit, hold on" and putting his phone down to spectate. The guy who walked in next to me looked at me and laughed. It felt really good.

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Originally Posted by Flyoverland Captive

Little yippy dogs. Just admit you're too much of a pussy to have a real dog, and get a nice quiet fucking cat.

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amen brother.

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Originally Posted by The AD

I know it's my own impatience, but I can't stand getting stuck behind slow walkers.

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Originally Posted by Mazderati

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People that walk three and four wide.
Walkers that make sudden stops.
Groups that congregate in the middle of walkways.

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Originally Posted by mud

people that have no spatial awareness in stores, especially in grocery stores with those carts, they just don't know how to go with the flow. The vitamin cottage in Boulder is a time sucking vortex, never expect to get in and out of there quickly.

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Originally Posted by Tippster

Adding: people who hang out in doorways or other choke points. Fucking move into/out of the goddamn room and chat!

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I started a whole thread on this.

Walk with purpose people!

All the lolly gagging stoners here don't understand that we're not all trying to be 20 minutes late to their shift at Starbucks like they are.

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Originally Posted by flowing alpy

confusing lollygagging stoners to those worthless starbukkake workers, i am annoyed alright:cussing:
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You're right, I didn't mean to offend lolly gagging stoners. Just clueless, unaware baristas.

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Originally Posted by Mazderati

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People that walk three and four wide.
Walkers that make sudden stops.
Groups that congregate in the middle of walkways.

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It comes with just being generally clueless to others and the world around you. As this annoys me as well, I often take note of who exhibits this behavior if I am with them socially or professionally. I have found them for the most part to be below average intelligence for the group or drunk. Instead of being annoyed, I realize it is their handicap. Just like my handicap is expecting people to have a clue, being uptight and in a hurry.

Still annoys me though.

I finally just started refusing to go to the grocery store during peak hours because of all the BS that goes on there. It's really hard not to be sexist when EVERY fucking woman in the place is completely oblivious to her position in the aisle. Maybe kind of a dick move to make my wife do all the shopping...but there was no doubt in my mind I was going to be in the paper if I didn't step away from that mess. My favorite is when they are completely and cluelessly blocking the aisle, as per usual, and you politely say excuse me as you struggle to get around their cart that's blocking everyone...and they just keep going about their business without even thinking about making some room. FUUUUUUCk YOUUUUUU!!!!!!!!!! Oh, and then the driving in the parking lot....fack. Just had one pull out in front of me yesterday....and then look. I saw the dummy looking the other way as she pulled out...never even looked in the other direction.

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Originally Posted by booner

Probably the finest and proudest moment of my life...walking into grocery store in Boston and the queen of white trash is walking in front of me into store. Bitch stops directly in front of door and blocks the whole deal while she puffs on the last 1/8 of an inch of her heater causing me and the guy next to me to almost bump into each other. We say sorry to each other and squeeze around this hag into single width door. I get 10 feet into store and she approaches me and says "didn't your mother teach you how to hold the door for a lady?" I screamed "GO FUCK YOURSELF!" at the troll about as loud as I could...the whole produce section turned and looked at me..I remember one guy on his phone next to me saying "oh shit, hold on" and putting his phone down to spectate. The guy who walked in next to me looked at me and laughed. It felt really good.

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I finally just started refusing to go to the grocery store during peak hours because of all the BS that goes on there. It's really hard not to be sexist when EVERY fucking woman in the place is completely oblivious to her position in the aisle. Maybe kind of a dick move to make my wife do all the shopping...but there was no doubt in my mind I was going to be in the paper if I didn't step away from that mess. My favorite is when they are completely and cluelessly blocking the aisle, as per usual, and you politely say excuse me as you struggle to get around their cart that's blocking everyone...and they just keep going about their business without even thinking about making some room. FUUUUUUCk YOUUUUUU!!!!!!!!!! Oh, and then the driving in the parking lot....fack. Just had one pull out in front of me yesterday....and then look. I saw the dummy looking the other way as she pulled out...never even looked in the other direction.

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has it ever occurred to you that you may have some anger issues?

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Originally Posted by PNWbrit

has it ever occurred to you that you may have some anger issues?

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I'm seeing my name in here alot...maybe it's me...Naaaaahhh.

Anyways, since we're on the grocery store topic. I've been going to the same Super G for about 10yrs. Last month they decided to redesign the store and change the lay out.

I can't find a fucking thing in that place now. Shopping takes at least an extra 1/2 hr. Which is great b/c shopping is so much fun to begin with.

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Originally Posted by flowing alpy

@grocery checkout is retarted, get another fucking checker

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Home Despot has them beat.

I complained one Saturday morning about there only being one check-stand open and a line halfway back thru the store to be told that everyone else was, "having a meeting regarding staffing levels"

People that bitch about dogs having fun at the beach.

I'm really looking forward to this winter because I like to be the annoying chatty cathy on the chairlift if I can tell someone doesn't want to talk. Then I really go overboard.

There is a major cunt of a ski patroller here at DV who thinks her shit doesn't stink. I was skiing single once and when I asked if I could hop on her chair she became visibly annoyed... too cool to ride with a touron.

So now when I get on a chair with her I don't shut up "so where is all the good snow at today? been many crashes? what do you think of snowboarders? so are you a really good skier? are those new skis? how much ya pay fer 'em? will you take a run with me and give me some pointers?" and on and on.

I relish in picturing her telling the other patrollers about the idiot on the lift that wouldn't stop talking.

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Originally Posted by PNWbrit

has it ever occurred to you that you may have some anger issues?

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Yes. FWIW, It was an isolated incident....5 years ago. That cunt deserved it. I don't ever do or say anything to these clueless women at the store...well, except when I screamed at that disgusting hag. I'm actually about at nice as it gets. I used to play minor league hockey and about the only reason I made rosters was because i was tough and would let my aggression out in fights on the ice. I'm not one to fight in men's league or anywhere else, so I do get a little pent up sometimes.

edit: wellll, I did threaten the lives of an entire bench of 21/22 year olds in a mens league game last year...but, they baited me into it...I swear.

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I'm really looking forward to this winter because I like to be the annoying chatty cathy on the chairlift if I can tell someone doesn't want to talk. Then I really go overboard.

There is a major cunt of a ski patroller here at DV who thinks her shit doesn't stink. I was skiing single once and when I asked if I could hop on her chair she became visibly annoyed... too cool to ride with a touron.

So now when I get on a chair with her I don't shut up "so where is all the good snow at today? been many crashes? what do you think of snowboarders? so are you a really good skier? are those new skis? how much ya pay fer 'em? will you take a run with me and give me some pointers?" and on and on.

I relish in picturing her telling the other patrollers about the idiot on the lift that wouldn't stop talking.

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This would almost be a good enough reason to get a GoPro.

I can see the thread now: Chair of Terror

On the topic of idiots at the grocery store I had this experience tonight:

I was almost hit in the parking lot. Twice. By the same woman. About 3 minutes apart from eachother. Are you fucking kidding me?!?!

First she couldn't see through her cell phone and hand as she blindly pulled her fucking minivan nearly into my port side.

After figuring someone so oblivious is best left in front of me where I can see her I decided to let her go in front after giving her a WTF look and mouthed hang up the fucking phone to her. She waved.

3 minutes later following her down the lane in the parking lot to the exit she slams on her brakes and decides she wants the open space she passed 45 feet ago. She puts it in reverse and guns it about 6 inches shy of my front bumper with me laying on the horn continuously the entire time. Never mind the 4 cars behind me that she would have tried to plow through after dealing with my ride.

The kicker? Full family of fucking stick figures on her rear windscreen. Fucking idiot.

Elderly people in the self checkout and people with produce who don't know the 4 digit code in that line.

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Yes. FWIW, It was an isolated incident....5 years ago. That cunt deserved it. I don't ever do or say anything to these clueless women at the store...well, except when I screamed at that disgusting hag. I'm actually about at nice as it gets. I used to play minor league hockey and about the only reason I made rosters was because i was tough and would let my aggression out in fights on the ice. I'm not one to fight in men's league or anywhere else, so I do get a little pent up sometimes.

edit: wellll, I did threaten the lives of an entire bench of 21/22 year olds in a mens league game last year...but, they baited me into it...I swear.

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That's hilarious, almost like the guy this past summer who got a roughing penalty for hitting, then threatened to shoot the puck at the refs head. That really went over great, especially when he refused to get off the ice. Everyone on both teams was rolling.

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Originally Posted by BigDaddy

This would almost be a good enough reason to get a GoPro.

I can see the thread now: Chair of Terror

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Originally Posted by east or bust

That's hilarious, almost like the guy this past summer who got a roughing penalty for hitting, then threatened to shoot the puck at the refs head. That really went over great, especially when he refused to get off the ice. Everyone on both teams was rolling.


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see...that's how it happens. I don't ever go out looking for trouble. I could give a fuck if we lose by 100 goals..just want to skate. But this shit happens...then I have to introduce myself to this idiot because he was looking for trouble. congrats...you done found it dummy. right after I stopped playing and moved onto mens league if there was some idiot running around playing tough, hitting, swinging sticks, talking shit.. i just couldn't help myself...I'd have to ruin the guys night. Now I really try to stay out of it. honestly I shake sometimes when someone is begging for a beating but I know I shouldn't. i haven't actually gotten a hold of someone in a loooong time. But those kids last year wouldn't stop running their mouths and I wanted to take all of them out. Of course not one of them would go.

NFL games that dont start till 9:15 eastern