Shit that annoys you

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Originally Posted by Tippster

In my building the stairs are for fire exit only -- all doors to the stairs are alarmed. Fucking stupid.

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Originally Posted by Captain Awesome

I was going to say the same thing. It's obnoxious. Once you get into the stairwell, your only way out is on the ground floor. We've actually got offices on 4 and 6, and I'd prefer to hoof it between the two, but it's not an option.

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In our building you can use the stairwells on all floors except between 1 and 2. It's for security purposes. You can go down, but can't get up from the lobby. Once you'r in the second floor cage though you have free run. I usually use the stairs between six and seven just because if is right outside my office and the elevator is halfway across the office. Can never forget my badge though or it's walking all the way down to the lobby, signing in with security and taking the elevator back up. So... dumb.

Alex Rodriguez. What a fucking tool. I can't believe we didn't managw to ditxh that guy somewhere...

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Originally Posted by timnormandin

My dick doesn't seem to be as hard as it used to be.

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Pretty sure there's one weird trick for that.

^^^Ya, put check the side effects as some of the shit can make your dick look like a yam:eek:

Ear hair. Jesus, that's annoying.

When my thumb knuckle hits my asshole while wiping my ass.

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Originally Posted by GoldMember

Ear hair. Jesus, that's annoying.

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Keeps flaming match heads from flying in though.

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Originally Posted by iceman

Keeps flaming match heads from flying in though.

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Yeah, but then the ear hair catches on fire. Both good and bad; no more ear hair but plenty of burnt ear skin.

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Originally Posted by Hugh Conway

Knowing that the Pepperoni-Mushroom-Meat Pizza shown in the Domino's ad would taste completely awful but still being made hungry by it.

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ah, your irrational responses in the fatty thread make a lot more sense now.

When someone gives me major changes to a project at 5PM and then that person goes home.

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Originally Posted by systemoverblow'd

When someone gives me major changes to a project at 5PM and then that person goes home.

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I had a company and client-wide webinar I hosted awhile back. Marketing substantially changed the PP slide deck 10 minutes before going live. Said it would help with flow. Who's flow?

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Originally Posted by commonlaw

I had a company and client-wide webinar I hosted awhile back. Marketing substantially changed the PP slide deck 10 minutes before going live. Said it would help with flow. Who's flow?

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Sounds like par for the course here. I already worked the 4th of July and 12 hour days last week to get this done and this change has been in there the whole time... figures.

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Originally Posted by systemoverblow'd

Sounds like par for the course here. I already worked the 4th of July and 12 hour days last week to get this done and this change has been in there the whole time... figures.

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Figures? Six figures?

A client once sent my NY office a text from Camp Muir needing an order of "21 day lead time" custom printed tee shirts in 10 days. No art supplied. 3 subcontractors to rush. But that was pretty much the norm in the business. Guess that's why it's called work.

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Originally Posted by Hugh Conway

that stfu doesn't understand how trolling works.

jesus dumbfuck that pizza is as airbrushed as the models. but the lies still look good.

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Took you this fucking long to think of a come back and you still posted it?! Classic!

I hate fat people.

I'll tell you what annoys me.... Getting startled by a rattlestick! That's a fucking stick that I thought was a snake that was only a stick.

And to quote Hugh...

Jesus dumbfuck.

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Originally Posted by commonlaw

I had a company and client-wide webinar I hosted awhile back. Marketing substantially changed the PP slide deck 10 minutes before going live. Said it would help with flow. Who's flow?

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Almost as a rule, if someone has a PP presentation it needs some work on its flow. But what do I know, I'm just a marketing guy :fmicon:

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Originally Posted by Phildo_Baggins

Almost as a rule, if someone has a PP presentation it needs some work on its flow. But what do I know, I'm just a marketing guy :fmicon:

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It sure as fuck did :)

But the irony of improving flow by changing my deck 10 minutes before go live was nearly too much.

Girls who fish for compliments.

when they call you to ask questions about the email where every fucking question is answered in the email..... fuck!!!

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Originally Posted by concretejungle

Figures? Six figures?

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woooop, zing!

my beer is empty and now I have to get up, walk 10ft to the fridge to get another,
fark thats anoying ...

I guess it could be worse, I coulda run outa beer eh ...

Have DVDs that won't let you fast forward through ads or previews come up yet?