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Fucking fuck.Quote:
Originally Posted by BigDaddy
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Originally Posted by IVplay
hubris is a bitch.Quote:
Originally Posted by IVplay
you know whats annoying? magazines that have cologne samples in them, that's what
IVplay is Spook? That would make perfect sense.Quote:
Originally Posted by IVplay
Fucking over the hill wannabe racer carving douchebags who think they own the whole hill. I was skiing into the base area today and one of these dicks was in front of me, using all 200' of the groomer.. I ski all the way over to the left side to pass and tried to time it right to avoid him, but he saw me coming and made sure our lines would intersect. As I'm trying to sneak by, he sees me, and rather than doing anything with the 190' of trail to his right, he points and yells that he has the right of way as he skis to the very edge of the trail in front of me. As he turned back into the trail, I speed checked hard right and threw him a nice slush faceshot and he exploded. I hope he enjoyed having the right of way.
I'm about to head out on an annoying 5 hour drive with our CEO to a conference. the conversation will be unbearable because he's old and tells you the same story several times. Throughout the 5 hour drive I'll hear about his wife's new bike 5 times, and its not like I can say "hey old man, I heard that already!"
He's also an aggressive, road raging, inconsiderate, and easily distracted east coast-style driver so my angina will be through the roof... and I'd rather die cradled in the arms of Spook than in a burned out wreck with my boss. And he rented a compact car therefore I can't take my mountain bike, but he can take his clubs.
if you need to die in somebody's arms, i'm clutch. i don't go out of my way looking for it, but if you happen to be around, i'll soothe you into the afterworld as your blood runs out on the street toward the rest of your body.Quote:
Originally Posted by Parvo
That sounds real nice. And it would it kill you to let me have a couple last drags off a smoke while you softly sing Mockingbird to me? That's how I want to go out.Quote:
Originally Posted by spook
i don't smoke, but i'll work something out.
Co-worker watching big bang theory when there's playoff hockey on!
Sweet! She was just distracted by lizards scaring kittens on her computer long enough for me to hijack the remote!
yeah annoyed as hell, trying to watch playoff hockey and the mrs is streaming something stupid during overtime, and causes my stream to keep getting stuck. arg.
Hahaha legendary:yourock:Quote:
Originally Posted by spook
http://www.dvdverdict.com/images/rev...lferrell04.jpgQuote:
Originally Posted by toast2266
yeah, that's my sister in law. like fucking spot on.Quote:
Originally Posted by Mazderati
Song stylists singing the national anthem. At my kids lax games they play a Whitney Houston version that makes me want to kill myself.
Shoot out the speakers?
Canadians eh.
More snow in one day in May than in January and February combined.Quote:
Originally Posted by IVplay
http://www.weather.gov/media/btv/cli...s/snowfall.pdf
Tailgating. Try riding my ass in your truck or SUV you ain't gettin anywhere with that shit except maybe brake checked.
Just wing it, it'll be fine. Holy shit that's brutal.Quote:
Originally Posted by frorider
No bitch that ain't how it works. Tailgate me and the last thing ill do is get outta your way.Quote:
Originally Posted by gointhedistance
Dumb fuck.
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Originally Posted by frorider
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hyCc1DzRAgQQuote:
Originally Posted by MMP
Youre a disrespectful tailgater who doesn't know about safe following distances. Typical WA asshole. People like you shouldn't even be driving.
Your the next contestant on... Guess the alias!Quote:
Originally Posted by I Fvckd Mrs. ngle!
I'm locking in Hugh Conway
Ridiculously small outlook mailbox size. Every other goddamn week I have to go through and delete emails.
People who let their 2yr olds run around Starbucks in the morning like they live there.