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That's one reason I don't go to concerts.
Ooh, I forgot the local UPS store has one. Good call. @mustonen how does it create liability? A notarized signature is necessary for all sorts of things.Quote:
Originally Posted by spanky
It's annoying when people don't move into the empty left lane to allow you to enter the highway easily and safely. It sucks when you have to come to a complete stop to wait while cars behind you damn near take you out.
Glad you finally figured out the notary thing. The mort reliable notary I know is an immigrant who owns a little dirtbag mail and package business. Always there, nof fuss no bother.
Now wait until you need a medallion signature guarantee. That one is tough because whoever gives it you is on the hook for the amount of the transaction if you turn out not to be the person you told them you were. That one you usually have to get from YOUR bank or YOUR stock broker and have enough in your account to cover the liability. And leave your first born as collateral.
Glad you finally figured out the notary thing. The mort reliable notary I know is an immigrant who owns a little dirtbag mail and package business. Always there, nof fuss no bother.
Now wait until you need a medallion signature guarantee. That one is tough because whoever gives it you is on the hook for the amount of the transaction if you turn out not to be the person you told them you were. That one you usually have to get from YOUR bank or YOUR stock broker and have enough in your account to cover the liability. And leave your first born as collateral.
That's the last time I actually wait the 45 seconds and try again to post.
Noob.Quote:
Originally Posted by old goat
Notaries can and do get sued for both whether they’re doing a good job good and for the conduct or misconduct of the transaction they’ve notarized. If the notary is fulfilling their function at a financial institution, that financial institution is a nice juicy target for same. It’s a risk, is all. They should be cool and help you out because that’s cool. But nobody thanks them for providing the service for free or for a nominal charge. Case in point: if Chase simply told you they don’t provide notary services you’d have been far less annoyed with them.Quote:
Originally Posted by gravitylover
That espn, fox sports and upstart sports networks cw and usa won't show CFL games. they'll show ufc, obscure womens pro softball and 30 for 30s but you can't put on CFL games which are all prime time games. i'd watch CFL games before even a lot of MLB games, especially the AL west.
Supposedly the usa is a football nation the CFL is football !
A turkey vulture decided to projectile vomit across my side yard (my guess would be cuz my dog was probably harassing it). Made quite the gooey mess of my nice gravel and hoooooooly crap it was one of the most godawful things I've ever smelled in my life. Had to spend a while taking out all that rock and bagging it since it wouldn't wash off. Blech!
Of course there's SOME lingering smell in the rock left behind, and the doggo thought it would be lovely to roll around in it a bit this AM. Now he needs a bath too. Dogs are so disgusting sometimes. Haha.
I'm trying to get my ducks in a row to leave on a road trip, but we keep getting these torrential downpours that are very literally putting a damper on my progress.
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Squash bugs. Those fuckers annoy the shit out of me.
Turkey coming onto my back deck and taking a shit almost every night annoys me. Never comes around in the daytime or I'd pop him with my pellet gun (lightly). Well tonight he's got a surprise waiting for him--motion activated light and siren alarm that I happened to find in my storeroom. Curious to see if it scares him. And I'll have the pellet gun ready to shoot him in the ass as he runs away.
Meh, those problems are for the birds :D Try having to be a passenger when your wife is driving twice in the same day :eek:
What's a "CFL game"?Quote:
Originally Posted by SkiCougar
remember the average size of a turkey brain and adjust your expectations of them learning anything accordingly...
fact.
https://www.winnipegfreepress.com/br...nie-gliebermanQuote:
Originally Posted by Viva
Socks that are marked left/right. 50/50 chance of getting it right, I am like 20/80. WTF?!?!
Before I go on vacation last week my boss and I discuss a much needed/deserved raise and "agree" on a number. I come back from vacation and it's become a slightly lower number, he didn't say anything and I found out by checking my paycheck. First day back he comes up to me a tells me that there's a bunch of stuff to do to catch up. No shit, I wasn't here and my assistant (that he chose) doesn't do that shit because he's a trust funder that doesn't need to work. Efficient concretejungle is no more and "work my wage" concretejungle is more than a bit angry.
Welcome to the club! Remember - retirement is not too far away. :DQuote:
Originally Posted by concretejungle
My wife insists on buying cheapo printer cartridges that don't work. The latest--I pull off the plastic shield and ink pours out on me and the rug. At least she cleaned the rug, If Trump promises to ban cheap Chinese fake shit on Amazon, Walmart, etc I might vote for him.
it's like the USB port, should be 50/50 but somehow it's not.Quote:
Originally Posted by Name Redacted
I believe the inventor said that, in retrospect, he fucked that up.Quote:
Originally Posted by Danno
Concur expense reporting.
Freaking deer flies have been awful this year. Bought one of those battery powered bug zapper tennis rackets, but it freaks the dog out so no go. Record kill of five in one back of the neck slap last night. Daughters wedding in a month in the field should be interesting.