Originally Posted by
Ted Striker
True story: I've never fit the stereotype of my occupation, and the only work friends that became real friends were/are people who could flip the off switch leaving the parking lot. So one of those friends and I are going for a beer and we run into a colleague who literally lived the job. Just before we walk into the bar, friend one quietly says to me, "let's bet on how long it'll take friend 2 to steer the conversation back to work." I took 15 mins, he took 10 and won easily.
wtf indeed.