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they sold all the BBQs and lawn furniture and Xmas fills the space. If you hate Christmas shit get people to buy summer stuff at retail after 4th of July. But that’s like trying to get people to buy ski stuff after MLK day.Quote:
Originally Posted by evdog
The most dangerous drivers on the road exclusively drive either a (i) Nissan Altima, or (ii) Dodge with 5% tint.Quote:
Originally Posted by simple
I see you have limited experience with Honda Odyssey drivers.Quote:
Originally Posted by BmillsSkier
Those are just the vehicle of parents driving around the kids that become drivers of Altimas and Dodge.Quote:
Originally Posted by alias_rice
That's because they're dealing with six screaming kids in the back.Quote:
Originally Posted by alias_rice
RAM 2500 is the vehicle of choice for drunk drivers.Quote:
Originally Posted by BmillsSkier
My in laws drive Dodges and fit the hyper aggro stereotype. Pretty much always 20mph over. Super defensive if you ask them to cool it.
My mom does dumb shit every once in a while like pass on a blind hill for no reason. Or back into a fence that’s been in the yard for 35 years.
My dads all over the spectrum. When a situation calls for slow speeds he drives way too fast (parking lots, neighborhood streets, etc.). common to get pinned to the doors when he turns.
My step mom is and off the gas and turning the wheel constantly…shouldn’t have a license.
They all text and drive now too except for maybe my stepmom.
I think I’ve gone faster in an Altima than in any other vehicle.
Thats annoying.
The fastest car on earth is a stolen Altima with "tag applied for" plates, at least 1 spare tire, suspicious body damage and doing 15 over in the right hand lane two inches from your bumper.
There are few things more terrifying than seeing a beat up Altima with the bumper flapping in the breeze rapidly approaching in your rearview mirror, swerving in and out of traffic, and coming toward you FAST like a heat seeking missile. And they're always black or silver too.Quote:
Originally Posted by BmillsSkier
I can just picture those guys are jamming out to this full blast as they plow through the motorways with reckless abandon:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3oIbztWsY8g
On topic of annoying drivers, I'd like to add those shitheads that block off major streets and highways so they can do donuts for instagram.
Do yourself a favor and watch how this plays when State Troopers decide to get involved. This was in midtown ATL last weekend:
https://www.instagram.com/reel/CwL7YYeMPOy/
These people confuse me. I like the guys who come racing up to sit on your bumper, but then won't pass. It's like they can't stand to have any open road in front of them or something.Quote:
Originally Posted by chicken feathers
I usually just take my foot off the accelerator slowly. And I take bets for the mph that finally gets them to go around.Quote:
Originally Posted by The AD
"If you're looking for some gusto while driving with no insurance, running from the cops, this is the car for you"
Mark, savagegeese
That boy is dumber than a jar of frogs... :nonono2:Quote:
Originally Posted by BmillsSkier
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Originally Posted by The AD
The shitty part that I left out is that I'll come up on that same asshole a few miles up the road because he will slow down. So I'll have to pass him. Then he'll get on my bumper again. Rinse lather repeat. I don't think it that this type of asshole can't stand open road, it's that he doesn't know how to drive without a pace car. Most people who are looking for bear bait at least hang back a little.Quote:
Originally Posted by riser4
Right? Fucker hit a few people fleeing too.Quote:
Originally Posted by skaredshtles
That State Trooper was clearly trained by Chuck Norris too. Pitt maneuver to hood slide to drawn gun and one handed extraction all in one motion.
Respect if they’re channeling Luda. But we know they’re just listening to this bullshit:Quote:
Originally Posted by MontuckyFried
https://youtu.be/pSmqkEAZiJo?si=OK4oTM6nKfnT5XTo
Traffic in our town is currently fucked. Every major east/west street has some construction. It's doubled my daily commute to fifteen minutes (not that annoying. So now everyone is in a fucking hurry. People riding my ass to sit at the next light that we all have to sit at because this road is the only alternative to gridlock. Fuck off and quit tailgaiting me or I'll just go the speed limit instead of five over.Quote:
Originally Posted by The AD
LMAO! True, true. That's almost certainly what the average Altima driver is actually listening to while being a general menace to South Central while drinking their juice in the hood.Quote:
Originally Posted by Mustonen
Newer Range Rovers, Teslas, any Uber/Lyft, Indians.Quote:
Originally Posted by BmillsSkier
I opened up YT this morning and one of the first vids that pops up is a vid called "The Secrets of Moms for Liberty" by Mrs. Betty Bowers, America's Best Christian. Not joking, that's the name of the YT account. Kind of amusing because I'm curious what crazy shit she'll say but no fucking way am I clicking on it. I never click on anything political. How does shit like this end up in my feed?
Mrs. Betty Bowers is hilarious. You know it's satire, right?Quote:
Originally Posted by evdog
Never heard of her, but good to know. Last thing I want is to click on it and get a bunch more political/religious stuff show up.
Idaho Falls annoys me.