Yeah what kind of monster are you. Do you pull your pants down too?? or do you use the fly
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Yeah what kind of monster are you. Do you pull your pants down too?? or do you use the fly
I unzip the fly. But I also unbutton my pants (as in, I don't just unzip the fly and pull my junk through the opening). I never thought this was weird (and most of my underwear doesn't even have a cock slot).Quote:
Originally Posted by Diamond Joe
People that pass you only to take the next left that is with in 200 ft. give or take (50mph two lane county road).
You’re about five years from being the guy that just pulls his pants all the way down to his knees at the urinal.Quote:
Originally Posted by Danno
What do you do when wearing athletic shorts? I sure as fuck hope you don't drop them to your knees. You pull the waistband down, and then what? Fish through the cock slot for your junk? Or do you grab both waistbands (shorts and underwear) and pull them both down?Quote:
Originally Posted by Supermoon
Things just got sorta weird in here. Some guys talking about how the do or don't drop trou to piss. This is way beyond pissing with the lights on or off.
This thread is getting most excellent. [emoji1787]
Attachment 467236Quote:
Originally Posted by riser4
Cock slot can bind against the urethra and pinch flow, which hurts like a sonofabitch. Tommy John’s has an updated cock slot design that doesn’t have this problem, but otherwise the most efficient one handed method is to pull the elastic down to let it flow.
This might not work well if you have a gut. But don’t judge me for my flat belly.
I do a Constanza where I get butt naked in the stallQuote:
Originally Posted by Danno
Last week I walked into the bathroom at a minor league baseball game and was somewhat surprised to see a dude at a urinal with his pants all the way down around his ankles and his fingers in his ears as he peed. I didn’t judge. I’m sure he had his reasons. So if Danno doesn’t want to use his cock slot, well, that’s ok with me too.
Somehow, the trucknuts discussion all of 1 page back seemed less weird than this one.
Sounds autistic to meQuote:
Originally Posted by Brownski
First it was sitting vs. standing to pee then bung hole washing now this.
What the hell is going on?!!
Def. annoying.
New here?Quote:
Originally Posted by KQ
Well thats a completely different ballgame man. Apples to oranges. Of course in that example you just grab both waistbands and pull down. Its all about the time spent!Quote:
Originally Posted by Danno
In light of that (time spent); when you're wearing pants - instead of just unzipping your fly (i.e. your pants cock slot) and going right through both slots, you unbuckle your belt, unbutton your pants, unzip, and then pull down your drawers? And then the reverse on the other side?? All that extra time and effort! I'm thinking your adding an extra 5 seconds on either side of the event doing all that. 10 seconds times, say, 6 times a day (I don't know, how much water and/or beer do you drink?) times 7 days a week, 52 weeks a year, (lets call it 60 for the math), times, say, 70 years is 70 hours! Thats like three days of your life wasted fumbling with a belt and buttons instead of just using the cock slots for their intended purposes!
Friend of mine/next door neighbor nearly got taken out today, backing out of his driveway, but a guy passing on the wrong side of the double yellow line. I was nearly taken out twice last winter while shoveling snow, same offense.
FifyQuote:
Originally Posted by Brownski
Yeah. That’s on me. I ran into a few Bulgarians at a bar here in Amsterdam and I drank a LOT of jenever so I was in an interesting head space.Quote:
Originally Posted by BmillsSkier
You forgot peeing in the dark.Quote:
Originally Posted by KQ
The Dam in summertime drinking jenever, now that’s a good time.
Smoke a bit and nap it off with some tall blondes over in Vondelpark.
Taking a nap with a couple of tall blondes does sound nice…Quote:
Originally Posted by BmillsSkier
I pull a short leg up and piss out the bottom of the leg hole. Go with gravity. But, my penis is big and weighs a lot so lifting it over the waistband is difficult. YMMV.Quote:
Originally Posted by Danno
Oh, and underwear annoys me. I don’t wear it
Freballin'!
People that pass you hiking only to stop and rest a short time later. And do it again. The third time I don't get out of their way. Or the second if I'm feeling grouchy, which is most of the time.Quote:
Originally Posted by KQ